Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone 
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place? |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?"
3.2 inches, and 0% |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Bob is just 3.83 inches and he has just the same chance as most of us men here regardless of cock size .... minus 0%
Might as well just stick to sending cock pics and FAF messages to everyone women on fab..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m wondering if the big mistake Kev has made is the Lynx can photo...
Everyone knows ladies prefer Sky remotes; Drives they into a sexual frenzy it does  "
I was told a fosters can is the true measure of a man |
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"I’m wondering if the big mistake Kev has made is the Lynx can photo...
Everyone knows ladies prefer Sky remotes; Drives they into a sexual frenzy it does
I was told a fosters can is the true measure of a man "
 *Sets off to Asda to the booze aisle*... |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
Camberley/Middleton |
"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?"
A true calculation can't be made unless we have information on how far behind the balls the can starts. Traditional fabists would use 2cms behind the balls modernist fabsters measure from the enterence to the arsehole and the Hipster fabists measure from at least an inch inside the asshole.
So which type of fabist is Kev? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?
A true calculation can't be made unless we have information on how far behind the balls the can starts. Traditional fabists would use 2cms behind the balls modernist fabsters measure from the enterence to the arsehole and the Hipster fabists measure from at least an inch inside the asshole.
So which type of fabist is Kev?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3.11
If he's experienced then yes he'll satisfy as apparently most satisfaction occurs in the first 3in of entry. This is due to the 2000 plus nerve endings in this particular area.
If inexperienced then no as he needs to be at least 8 inches or more for her to realise he's in. |
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"Yes, it’s time to test your mathematical aptitude once again everyone
Kevin is feeling a bit sexually frustrated one day so subsequently decides to join FAB in the hope of procuring a shag.
He signs up and immediately opts to snap a photo of Bob (his affectionate name for his nob) against a Lynx can (as is ostensibly customary of course).
Unfortunately, much to his dismay however, Kev notices that poor Bob is effectively dwarfed by the aforementioned item! Kev estimates that the said can is approximately 43.5 percent longer than little Bob.
If a Lynx can measures 5.5 inches in length, how big is Bob?
Also, what are Kev’s chances of attracting a willing female sexual partner via his utilisation of such a photo in the first place?
A true calculation can't be made unless we have information on how far behind the balls the can starts. Traditional fabists would use 2cms behind the balls modernist fabsters measure from the enterence to the arsehole and the Hipster fabists measure from at least an inch inside the asshole.
So which type of fabist is Kev?"
Kev has gone the full mile and buried virtually the whole thing in his colon.
On a positive side note, whilst his measurements were not to his satisfaction, his gusset at least now smells better than ever  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge.
How fat is Bob ?
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How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2 |
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge.
How fat is Bob ?
How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2"
The can represents Bob's 100% plus 43.5%. Therefore 5.5 inches represents 143.5% of Bob. Therefore divide 5.5 inches by 143.5% and multiply by 100%. Bob's your uncle.... |
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge.
How fat is Bob ?
How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2
The can represents Bob's 100% plus 43.5%. Therefore 5.5 inches represents 143.5% of Bob. Therefore divide 5.5 inches by 143.5% and multiply by 100%. Bob's your uncle...."
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"Bob is 3.8327 inches errrrrrrrm long. That's almost 10 cm give or take 0.1673 inches.... same length as a tube of Canesten ...... handy knowledge.
How fat is Bob ?
How are people getting 3.8? An inch is 25.4 mm X 5.5 inches ÷ 43.5 = 3.2"
titter..... |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
Tell Bob kev and his friend that according to many ladies on many size threads ..
it's the man attached to the cock that's more important. and we all know ladies never tell fibs.
P.S.
You've heard the saying Give the ladies an inch and they'll.... fake a smile.
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