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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Add yourself to your friends and hotlist

Then you will always know when you are online xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Top tip dont bother sending a friend request before even a message just to wank over peoples private pics that the whole point of private pics!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Block yourself, if you don't want to know

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

remember to wipe your arse before taking arse pics!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you become a member of the clique quickly

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Make sure you become a member of the clique quickly

How do I join

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not! "

That is just wrong,wrong,wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"remember to wipe your arse before taking arse pics!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure you become a member of the clique quickly

How do I join

show your foo foo in return for triangles of cheese so Pauly said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never go on the forums asking to name and shame anyone or you will be known as a timewaster youself.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

always pencil in a meet for each Tuesday.

Then when someone says they will C U next Tuesday it doesn't come as s shock.

win/win.

Oh, and add smileys so that people know if you're on annual leave or not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not! "

Noooooooo you havnt really seen a pic like that have you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"remember to wipe your arse before taking arse pics!!!"

EWWWWW!!!! some of us are eating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"remember to wipe your arse before taking arse pics!!!

EWWWWW!!!! some of us are eating

Dont eat and read forums at same time

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Make sure you become a member of the clique quickly

How do I join

show your foo foo in return for triangles of cheese so Pauly said

Laughing Cow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

That is just wrong,wrong,wrong

thanks 2 hours cooking and put off in seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure you become a member of the clique quickly

How do I join

show your foo foo in return for triangles of cheese so Pauly said

Laughing Cow?"

No Moodycow

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

That is just wrong,wrong,wrong

thanks 2 hours cooking and put off in seconds "

Don't read forum when cooking....

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Develop a thick skin.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Remember to tidy your room before taking pic.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't commit 'fabicide' - say something so damn stupid you more or less alienate yourself from getting a meet from frequent forum users.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Develop a thick skin. "

On ya rice pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always measure your cock against a lynx can , we all know how big one of them is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remember to tidy your room before taking pic.....

Ah but then if they do that how would you know what sort of slob they are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remember to tidy your room before taking pic.....

like that one...

and FFS Never call anyone a Slut..

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Remember to tidy your room before taking pic.....

like that one...

and FFS Never call anyone a Slut..

Not even when they pronounce themselves as sluts.

Cos they're not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always measure your cock against a lynx can , we all know how big one of them is

If you can't find a lynx can use the telly remote control

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

If you don't know what BBW stands for, don't ask. You may be wrong.

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By *.S.SMan over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Don't verify someone til they've veryfied you! As quite a lot seem to forget...

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

If you're only selling point is a BIG dick, don't rely only pictures, incorporate it in your user name.

from

bigdickandbegrateful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you're only selling point is a BIG dick, don't rely only pictures, incorporate it in your user name.

from

bigdickandbegrateful"

Says mushroom pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offer big purples out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always measure your cock against a lynx can , we all know how big one of them is

If you can't find a lynx can use the telly remote control

get it right has to be a Sky remote

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Offer big purples out

Oh my big purple ain;t the choccy type, but is soooooooooooooo much fun

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Dont tidy before you take pics...its better people know what to expect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never Ever Ask - How Do i get my wife or girlfriend to Swing !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always measure your cock against a lynx can , we all know how big one of them is

If you can't find a lynx can use the telly remote control

get it right has to be a Sky remote"

I like sky remotes

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Offer big purples out

Be both a giver and a receiver.

And if your an american pro, be a wide receiver.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Always measure your cock against a lynx can , we all know how big one of them is

If you can't find a lynx can use the telly remote control

get it right has to be a Sky remote

I like sky remotes

One way ticket to a remote Scottish island for the lady.

Alternatively, speak plainly, why wait till next Tuesday to see someone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Be careful when meeting Scottish women you may never be the same xx

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

If your going to be pedantic and a grammer Nazi, get it write.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let everyone know you don't mind stuffing mushrooms when it's felt necessary

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By *obsrocketMan over a year ago

Loughborough

Never say in a chatroom "I'm finding it difficult to keep up tonight" !!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Save time, have a cloth handy and throw your tea/coffe/vodka over your keyboard at random intervals.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't commit 'fabicide' - say something so damn stupid you more or less alienate yourself from getting a meet from frequent forum users.

I wish I had known this one earlier

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Don't commit 'fabicide' - say something so damn stupid you more or less alienate yourself from getting a meet from frequent forum users.

I wish I had known this one earlier

Don't wait until Just catches up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't commit 'fabicide' - say something so damn stupid you more or less alienate yourself from getting a meet from frequent forum users.

I wish I had known this one earlier

Don't wait until Just catches up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avoid using the phrase t***w***** at all costs

...and if you find yourself typing "Why do ......blah blah blah?" (rant style) in as the title of a thread you are starting... it's probably best you stick a tin hat on and/or delete your profile

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

If you are responding to a "Would you" thread and you are not in the first ten respondents, why wait until the threads laods.

It's quicker to start your own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Avoid using the phrase t***w***** at all costs

...and if you find yourself typing "Why do ......blah blah blah?" (rant style) in as the title of a thread you are starting... it's probably best you stick a tin hat on and/or delete your profile

what phrase is that then not good at cross words

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Take no notice of Frock off and ya won't go far wrong xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never start a Thread telling everyone your Leaving the site in the Huff ...

other news like you met someone new etc are always welcomed..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

remember the forums are meant to be a bit of light hearted banter, though remember to buy a tin hat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Avoid using the phrase t***w***** at all costs

...and if you find yourself typing "Why do ......blah blah blah?" (rant style) in as the title of a thread you are starting... it's probably best you stick a tin hat on and/or delete your profile

what phrase is that then not good at cross words

ThymeWaister

*deliberatly avoids spelling correctly*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Block yourself, if you don't want to know"

Love that

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Avoid using the phrase t***w***** at all costs

...and if you find yourself typing "Why do ......blah blah blah?" (rant style) in as the title of a thread you are starting... it's probably best you stick a tin hat on and/or delete your profile

what phrase is that then not good at cross words

ThymeWaister

*deliberatly avoids spelling correctly*

But i believe you have just spelt correctly correctly.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"remember the forums are meant to be a bit of light hearted banter, though remember to buy a tin hat...

And if you find a tin hat to purchase look to get into some tin knickers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Avoid using the phrase t***w***** at all costs

...and if you find yourself typing "Why do ......blah blah blah?" (rant style) in as the title of a thread you are starting... it's probably best you stick a tin hat on and/or delete your profile

what phrase is that then not good at cross words

ThymeWaister

*deliberatly avoids spelling correctly*

has now got pic of thyme hanging out of of Simon Cowells trouser waist

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

And if you miss "can't" out, stick a reply in quick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take no notice of Frock off and ya won't go far wrong xx

Who?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"remember the forums are meant to be a bit of light hearted banter, though remember to buy a tin hat...

And if you find a tin hat to purchase look to get into some tin knickers.

Ahhhh yes can't forget the tin knickers!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Avoid using the phrase t***w***** at all costs

...and if you find yourself typing "Why do ......blah blah blah?" (rant style) in as the title of a thread you are starting... it's probably best you stick a tin hat on and/or delete your profile

what phrase is that then not good at cross words

ThymeWaister

*deliberatly avoids spelling correctly*

But i believe you have just spelt correctly correctly. "

How fucking embarrassed am I?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Remember, if Soapy starts a popular I-Spy thread, improve your chances of winning by not naming anything above sideboard height.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Take no notice of Frock off and ya won't go far wrong xx

Who?"

Ha bloody ha Frock off Frock on typical can't make me frockin mind up woman xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"remember the forums are meant to be a bit of light hearted banter, though remember to buy a tin hat...

And if you find a tin hat to purchase look to get into some tin knickers.

Ahhhh yes can't forget the tin knickers!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember, if Soapy starts a popular I-Spy thread, improve your chances of winning by not naming anything above sideboard height. "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't have a gob full of coffee when reading comments!! Thanks mushroom!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Remember, if Soapy starts a popular I-Spy thread, improve your chances of winning by not naming anything above sideboard height. "

Fuck I'm using that one pmsfl xxx

Brilliant sheer class xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't have a gob full of coffee when reading comments!! Thanks mushroom!!!

Ahhh you missed his top tip , have a cloth handing in the even of those moments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't have a gob full of coffee when reading comments!! Thanks mushroom!!!

Ahhh you missed his top tip , have a cloth handing in the even of those moments

event even

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't have a gob full of coffee when reading comments!! Thanks mushroom!!!

Ahhh you missed his top tip , have a cloth handing in the even of those moments

event even

Best tip ever read what you write before posting handy that one

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

If you have a hot date promised for 2020 don't count yer chickens.

It'll be an old boiler by then,

ps soapy, cash only in used notes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you have a hot date promised for 2020 don't count yer chickens.

It'll be an old boiler by then,

ps soapy, cash only in used notes.

By then ??? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont start threads that confuse the life out of me , 8 match ban whats that all about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont start threads that confuse the life out of me , 8 match ban whats that all about

guessing football

been banned 8 matches got to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have a hot date promised for 2020 don't count yer chickens.

It'll be an old boiler by then,

ps soapy, cash only in used notes.

By then ??? Xx

Hence keeping my frock on

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

And there I was thinking the collective wisdom of the Fab forums would help me achieve my dreams - instead the sound like my mum

clean your room - wipe your arse - but then because I was well brought up - I do try to be polite - especially to ladies and rarely swear either

is this where I am going wrong

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Men and women top tip when meeting remember to change your underwear skid marks are not a good look!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men and women top tip when meeting remember to change your underwear skid marks are not a good look!! "

I don't get skid marks... I power wash my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont change your user name ever ever

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By *xscotMan over a year ago

Kingston

Ahh you have tried the japanese toilets then - lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont change your user name ever ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont change your user name ever ever

ok will change rules just for you but dont go changing pic will you

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Men and women top tip when meeting remember to change your underwear skid marks are not a good look!! "

There ain't no skids marks, like Russian skid marks :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMSTmoNd_0

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Men and women top tip when meeting remember to change your underwear skid marks are not a good look!!

I don't get skid marks... I power wash my arse

Does he mind?

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By * times sexyCouple over a year ago

Staffs

Identify the people on forums most of the day every day bestowing their wisdoms from on high and avoid them like the plague. (yes ladies it is that obvious who you are lol)They are mainly "Swinging facebookers" a popular nickname for them with genuine swingers is "Armchair Swingers" They talk the talk but definitly dont walk the walk. Days mainly spent masturbating over cyber speak !! its a form of rubbernecking really lol

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Don't argue with the mods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

Noooooooo you havnt really seen a pic like that have you

yh it was on here i had a message from the couple needless to say i declined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Identify the people on forums most of the day every day bestowing their wisdoms from on high and avoid them like the plague. (yes ladies it is that obvious who you are lol)They are mainly "Swinging facebookers" a popular nickname for them with genuine swingers is "Armchair Swingers" They talk the talk but definitly dont walk the walk. Days mainly spent masturbating over cyber speak !! its a form of rubbernecking really lol

who they then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avoid reacting to stale posts... keep the humour and laughter going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

Noooooooo you havnt really seen a pic like that have you

yh it was on here i had a message from the couple needless to say i declined"

In other words; you pulled the plug on them ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

Noooooooo you havnt really seen a pic like that have you

yh it was on here i had a message from the couple needless to say i declined"

We seen a couples pic where the female looked like she had a Tampon String hanging from her.. upon enlarging the photo we seen this was a piece of jewelery !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try and get the right day on the morning thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And date xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"Dont change your user name ever ever

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Remember thursday is rant day only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont change your user name ever ever

yes it confuses some of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont change your user name ever ever

yes it confuses some of us "

I wouldn't do that to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

yeah the Fuck the one above threads would panic some people if they had to actually fuck their way thru the 100 or so - people above them !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont change your user name ever ever

yes it confuses some of us

I wouldn't do that to you

you or 2 of those above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't argue with the mods

tutu sounds like experience talking there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

Now then... I must disagree

I've shagged a few off them threads, I'm hoping to shag others I've said yes to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont change your user name ever ever

yes it confuses some of us

I wouldn't do that to you

you or 2 of those above

I don't know what you mean

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

Now then... I must disagree

I've shagged a few off them threads, I'm hoping to shag others I've said yes to

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

Now then... I must disagree

I've shagged a few off them threads, I'm hoping to shag others I've said yes to

Yes."

Why ever not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

Now then... I must disagree

I've shagged a few off them threads, I'm hoping to shag others I've said yes to

Yes.

Why ever not?

exactly infact

isn't one of those em something to do with a certain bum i've seen around

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

If your going to be pedantic and a grammer Nazi, get it write. "

*uuuurgghh, shudder, shudder, struggling not to vomit*, can't stop myself wanting to correct YOUR bad spelling and GRAMMAR- please stick me on a plane to Egypt and forget about me - oh yeah, that's where I'm going next week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Add yourself to your friends and hotlist

Then you will always know when you are online xx

And keep ya candles in the freezer, they last twice as long when you light them

Thought i would add a good tip here

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

If your going to be pedantic and a grammer Nazi, get it write.

Precisely. Want to borrow a capital and a period?

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan over a year ago

birmingham

"Never Ever Ask - How Do i get my wife or girlfriend to Swing !!!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

yeah the Fuck the one above threads would panic some people if they had to actually fuck their way thru the 100 or so - people above them !!!"

i see it as a declaration of intent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure you become a member of the clique quickly

How long do you have to wait before even getting a toe in the clique group????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try and get the right day on the morning thread

Shit u shud ave told me that yesterday......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Patience...;-)

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Stay away from the forums.... they are full of life's losers and they drag you down to their level

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Try at all times to use smilies inappropriately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure you become a member of the clique quickly

How long do you have to wait before even getting a toe in the clique group????

for ever and ever and ever

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

Noooooooo you havnt really seen a pic like that have you

yh it was on here i had a message from the couple needless to say i declined

We seen a couples pic where the female looked like she had a Tampon String hanging from her.. upon enlarging the photo we seen this was a piece of jewelery !!!!

Tampax are releasing a limited edition tampon the string is replaced by tinsel, its for the Christmas period only......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked pic of a beautiful lady is nice to see, a tampon string is not!

Noooooooo you havnt really seen a pic like that have you

yh it was on here i had a message from the couple needless to say i declined

We seen a couples pic where the female looked like she had a Tampon String hanging from her.. upon enlarging the photo we seen this was a piece of jewelery !!!!

Tampax are releasing a limited edition tampon the string is replaced by tinsel, its for the Christmas period only......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take all posts with a pinch of salt...or a shovel full

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Readers often have longer memories than the writers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If as a single guy you've had no success after being on here for 5mins, add, "lookin for a partner too", in yer info, cause thats gotta work,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont say ironic stuff in forums, they tend to backfire on you,,lol

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By *incs-cpl1Couple over a year ago

Peterborough

Browse with a mouse as it leaves the other hand free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

men have the tape handy as you could well get asked how big and thay may even cheek at the door , lol so dont make it bigger ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be wary of people who have been here over a year, and have no verifications. Something suspicious there..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock pics are good but not if they have cottage cheese under the foreskin.

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By *adgeeMan over a year ago

Sw Scotland

When sitting down at the table for Xmas dinner, DON'T play with yer meat

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

all Gadgees should be _muma tested to ensure they are fit for the following year

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

never wear high heels on a water bed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Message yourself to tell yourself how wonderful you are.

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

Piss off who you want and be a true attention seeker. Alienate the forumites and be a total timewaster.

You can always delete your profile and come back either as someone completely different, or with a . a space, or a 1 in front/behind your original name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never wear high heels on a water bed

sounds like you've done that before ??

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

Create two profiles, log in both at the same time in a chatroom...that way at least one person will respond when you try to join a conversation in amongst the clique!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

There used to be a guy on here about 18 months ago and when he went to a social he expected every woman that had flirted with him to be queuing up to shag him(thats what he told someone after) he was so pissed of that they where not interesed he deleted his account lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't take 'Would you fuck..?' threads literally..

You will be disappointed... or completely fucked

they are a great way to get into the forums and start chatting to people

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