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What is your least favourite thing about yourself?
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"I love everything about me.
Apart from the terrible farts I've got at the minute.
How much did you drink, my dear, I'd spank you for gassing the neighbours but, I can't find my gas mask!"
I think it's bagel related. And you can spank me any time |
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I tend to be to trusting although I think part of me gives people the opportunity to cross me in what ever way. especially if I'm not 100% about somebody. My thinking is let's get it over with and if I'm wrong about them and they do betray me in some way it's fine because they'll never get a 2nd chance with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My legs or should I say my thighs 
Why?
Cellulite is a ball buster 
You should be more concerned about your delusions.
I will keep that in mind
For my part, I'm just an arse.."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just care to damn much. Oh and my sarcastic tendencies.
And your bad grammar.
*Too
* you’re
That’s incorrect
I’m being ironic you plum. "
That’s a nice bit of restraint you showed there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just care to damn much. Oh and my sarcastic tendencies.
And your bad grammar.
*Too
* you’re
That’s incorrect
I’m being ironic you plum.
That’s a nice bit of restraint you showed there"
Nearest you get to a bit of fruit.  |
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"My legs or should I say my thighs
Are you serious 
Totally "
From what I can see your body's banging. If you really think you've a problem you'll not belive me anyway but you've little to worry about. |
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Jesus.. ok..
I HATE my stomach. I did tons of lifting and core work in my 20s and 30s.. but I never got a ripped six pack I just got a gut like core that is barrel shaped. I can take strikes to it all day and do core work till most ppl would puke.. but it just looks round and tubby.
My chin.. just.. my chin.
My side profile. I look clueless like homer Simpson.
My achy knees that grind (too much skating when younger= bashed knees)
My spine that occasionally decides to piss me off by aching
My pasty white skin that goes purple but not tanned (literally my neck in my profile pic).
Wearing glasses but don't like the thought of laser treatment.
My occasional upset tummy (far less since I stopped with too much red meat interestingly).
And prob twenty other things by eop tomo!
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Jesus.. ok..
I HATE my stomach. I did tons of lifting and core work in my 20s and 30s.. but I never got a ripped six pack I just got a gut like core that is barrel shaped. I can take strikes to it all day and do core work till most ppl would puke.. but it just looks round and tubby.
My chin.. just.. my chin.
My side profile. I look clueless like homer Simpson.
My achy knees that grind (too much skating when younger= bashed knees)
My spine that occasionally decides to piss me off by aching
My pasty white skin that goes purple but not tanned (literally my neck in my profile pic).
Wearing glasses but don't like the thought of laser treatment.
My occasional upset tummy (far less since I stopped with too much red meat interestingly).
And prob twenty other things by eop tomo!
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I love all those things about you.
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Jesus.. ok..
I HATE my stomach. I did tons of lifting and core work in my 20s and 30s.. but I never got a ripped six pack I just got a gut like core that is barrel shaped. I can take strikes to it all day and do core work till most ppl would puke.. but it just looks round and tubby.
My chin.. just.. my chin.
My side profile. I look clueless like homer Simpson.
My achy knees that grind (too much skating when younger= bashed knees)
My spine that occasionally decides to piss me off by aching
My pasty white skin that goes purple but not tanned (literally my neck in my profile pic).
Wearing glasses but don't like the thought of laser treatment.
My occasional upset tummy (far less since I stopped with too much red meat interestingly).
And prob twenty other things by eop tomo!
I love all those things about you.
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Aw you guys  |
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My brain.
You know - not once, not *ever* has my brain suddenly, apropos of nothing randomly gone "Hey! Hey you! Do you remember that time you were with all of those people, and you said that thing, and it was hilarious and everyone laughed and thought you were funny"
Nope. Embarrassing, cringey, humiliating, so painful it physically makes me wince memory every single fucking time...
Thanks brain. Fuck you too |
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My teeth. Tetracycline stained from childhood. Had them straightened nicely by the time I was 14, then weeks after the braces came off fell off my bike and ended up with a crown on one of my two front teeth and a veneer on one next to it. As the rest are tetracycline stained, the dentists never manage to get an exact match with crowns and veneers as the shade range isn't wide enough. If I ever get the money, I'm having every one pulled and implants put in.
I have never shown my teeth in a photo. I luck like a miserable bastard, even as a child. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I spend my life looking over my shoulder (rightly so, it seems!) "
I thought that was just your avatar. I didn't realise you're like that all the time!.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I spend my life looking over my shoulder (rightly so, it seems!)
I thought that was just your avatar. I didn't realise you're like that all the time!.."
Yep! Frozen shoulder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hairs a bit wild, my nose - ugh, anything from the neck down - well I've had 4 kids and it's pretty well worn, stretched, and just gross in my opinion.
I think I like my eyes when I've had a good night's sleep |
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"Normally it’s my self confidence - but at the moment I’m applying for ‘grown up’ jobs for the first time in over 15 years - and shitting it in case I actually get one of them!
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Sorry - I’m so crap I even misread the op - that’s normally my MOST favourite thing about myself!
My LEAST favourite? Probably my thread veins, far from pert boobs or the fact that I’m currently overweight! None of it is a massive deal in the scheme of things though! X |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Physically: My stomach/belly
Mentally: My lack of self-confidence
Generally: Mistakes I've made that although I've learned from them have had wider reaching implications that can't be put right |
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But seriously, my shyness in the ‘Real’ world 
its ok.. dont worry too much .. when farting in swimming pool .. bubbles :p 
