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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything on Horror (Freeview ch. 70) on a weekday afternoon. They're appalling but compellingly so.
Witchslayer Gretl was one truly crap offering last week, although it couldn't compare to the genius of Arachnoquake. |
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Happy Feet or Brother Bear. Piles of sanctimonious bullcrap.
Unless we are talking actual films, not animation. In which case, I'll go with Magic Mike, even a half naked Channing Tatum couldn't persuade me to leave it on for longer than 20 minutes. Oh, and Buried. The only Ryan Reynolds film I've been unable to finish. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"*Insert Title of Steven Seagal film*
Fully agree with this one"
Except Under Siege which is brilliant but possibly because of the supporting cast (Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones) as opposed to Segal |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Without doubt the worst I have ever seen had to be Where The Wild Things Are which is a great children's book so took our daughter to see it when it came out - was beyond awful and not just because it was a kids film (my daughter hated it too) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*Insert Title of Steven Seagal film*
Fully agree with this one
Except Under Siege which is brilliant but possibly because of the supporting cast (Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones) as opposed to Segal"
I'll agree with that. |
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"Try watching The Postman....
3 hours self indulgent Kevin Costner clap trap and of your life you will never get back....
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Yes Costner has done some bloody awful ones.
Probably Waterworld would be my worst box office movie, but in the early 80's there was some real crap churned out for the new home video market.
Anything produced by Golan Globus would have to be in the mix. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The Roller Blade Seven. Beyond description, except to say there aren't seven of them, and they dont all wear roller blades.
And they made 2 fucking sequels!!! |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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"Try watching The Postman....
3 hours self indulgent Kevin Costner clap trap and of your life you will never get back....
Yes Costner has done some bloody awful ones.
Probably Waterworld would be my worst box office movie, but in the early 80's there was some real crap churned out for the new home video market.
Anything produced by Golan Globus would have to be in the mix."
Trust me on this one ..... The Postman
Is even worse than Waterworld on a bad day ....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Roller Blade Seven. Beyond description, except to say there aren't seven of them, and they dont all wear roller blades.
And they made 2 fucking sequels!!! "
La La land. Pile of shite. Turned it off after 10 minutes. It didnt even win best picture "Moonlight won best picture" . Went to see Hereditary recently fell asleep half way through. |
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I can name loads: The vast majority of movies directed by Jess (Jesus) Franco (incompressible crap but does boast much nudity at least) , Transformers (Michael Bay directed, day no more really other than what an insulting pile of shit! An ancient robotic race travel across time and space in the search for.......a pair of reading glasses?! Really?!! REALLY?!!!!) and I’ll give another vote to cinematic disgrace that is, The Last Jedi; Way to shit all over our cherished childhood memories and characters Disney! Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy - a big, ‘Fuck you!’  |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
Hannah and her sisters ...jesus H christ what a bucket of shit!!!
And as posted previously anything with that numpty Stephen Segal in it ... I'd love to slap that guy around the head with a wet fish  |
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Can I also add the illustrious shite that is Street Fighter and The Crow: Wicked Prayer to the fire, um list?
The former needs no explanation other than it was an embarrassment for all involved (especially poor Raul Julia. Hell, even Van Damme!)
The latter - an utterly disgraceful display of overacting (Dennis Hopper) combined with utter non acting (Edward Furlong, David Boreanz and Tara Reid) an absolute insult to the series (it served to effectively kill it off) and the audience alike. Truly awful on every level. |
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"You know the movie you say , Well that's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back 
Watched The Greasy Stran gler a few weeks back and WTF  "
Recently probably La La Land! I just totally switched off after about half an hour! |
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"You know the movie you say , Well that's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back
Watched The Greasy Stran gler a few weeks back and WTF
Recently probably La La Land! I just totally switched off after about half an hour! "
Gosling is the most boring actor going,has anyone ever seen him smile,even in interviews |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Summer of Sam.
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That's an unbelievably bad film.
Hard to think of the worst film I've ever seen - a lot of well-intentioned but hapless indie stuff. Considering the budget though, I'm tempted to say Skyfall. Seriously lousy film, if beautifully shot. |
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"The new version of mad max. "
You mean fury road, the critically acclaimed and hugely popular with audiences world wide mad Max film. Blasphemy!
The village was awful and incredibly predictable. Pretty much anything Adam Sandler has made in the past decade, ornrob Schneider for that matter as well.
Any Rob zombie film can go on the fire too |
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"You know the movie you say , Well that's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back
Watched The Greasy Stran gler a few weeks back and WTF
Recently probably La La Land! I just totally switched off after about half an hour!
Gosling is the most boring actor going,has anyone ever seen him smile,even in interviews "
He laughs all the time in interviews, watch the one with him, Harrison Ford and the this morning or whatever programme that is woman. Have you not seen bladerunner 2049, it's a masterpiece |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know the movie you say , Well that's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back
Watched The Greasy Stran gler a few weeks back and WTF
Recently probably La La Land! I just totally switched off after about half an hour!
Gosling is the most boring actor going,has anyone ever seen him smile,even in interviews
He laughs all the time in interviews, watch the one with him, Harrison Ford and the this morning or whatever programme that is woman. Have you not seen bladerunner 2049, it's a masterpiece"
IV seen it,wasn't impressed,I wanted to like as I like the director |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The new version of mad max.
You mean fury road, the critically acclaimed and hugely popular with audiences world wide mad Max film. Blasphemy!
The village was awful and incredibly predictable. Pretty much anything Adam Sandler has made in the past decade, ornrob Schneider for that matter as well.
Any Rob zombie film can go on the fire too"
31 was fucking shite |
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"You know the movie you say , Well that's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back
Watched The Greasy Stran gler a few weeks back and WTF
Recently probably La La Land! I just totally switched off after about half an hour!
Gosling is the most boring actor going,has anyone ever seen him smile,even in interviews
He laughs all the time in interviews, watch the one with him, Harrison Ford and the this morning or whatever programme that is woman. Have you not seen bladerunner 2049, it's a masterpiece
IV seen it,wasn't impressed,I wanted to like as I like the director"
Visually it's amazing. It's one of those films you need to watch more than once to truly enjoy it |
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"Oh, I have a new one. What's the god awful mark wahlberg film where the trees are killing people. The 'just give me a minute' clip on YouTube never fails to make me laugh"
The Happening - It was pretty bad for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There are too many to list, most I have stopped watching after 20 minutes or so.
But the absolute worse rip off was frozen... all the adverts promised me a scene where the snowman couldn't keep his nose, and it wasn't in the movie! I accused my granddaughter of sabotage and made her turn her pockets inside out to prove she hadnt stolen it... |
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Manos:The Hands Of Fate.
I heard it was bad as it frequently makes the, ‘Worst Films Ever Made’ lists but I thought it might at least be bad in the sort of ‘So bad it’s good’ manner ala Godfrey Ho’s numerous Ninja flicks from the eighties.
Nope.....it was no to be sadly, rather it was purely terrible in a, ‘Holy shit, this is interminably awful!’ sort of way.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Human caterpillar.
Utter dross
Boxing Helena, another load of dross.
Centipede"
Yep,you're right,it was that bad I couldn't even remember the proper title  |
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"Try watching The Postman....
3 hours self indulgent Kevin Costner clap trap and of your life you will never get back....
Yes Costner has done some bloody awful ones.
Probably Waterworld would be my worst box office movie, but in the early 80's there was some real crap churned out for the new home video market.
Anything produced by Golan Globus would have to be in the mix.
Trust me on this one ..... The Postman
Is even worse than Waterworld on a bad day ....
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OK not seen it (thankfully) so I'll take your word for it.
I've just remembered one from the early 80's video market that I suffered through. Scanners with Patrick McGoohan. Now that wasn't just a bad movie, it was fucking torture. |
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"Duel"
Bloody hell I'd forgotten that one.
Not only was the Dennis Weaver version a pile of shit, but they rehashed half the scenes and made it into an episode of the (equally shite) Incredible Hulk.  |
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By *ky19Man
over a year ago
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FIRST Action Hero!
I bought this DVD in 2004 at an M4 services, thinking it had something to do with the Arnold Schwarzenegger film - especially since the tagline said "First there was the last, now there is the first".
Now I wasn't expecting much at all but I was disappointed to say the least to get nothing but an extremely generic homemade looking movie about a cop investigating some local gangsters and having a shootout.
Aside from being the most boring film I've ever watched, it had nothing whatsoever to do with the Arnold film. What a Swizz! Yet it apparently has a bit of a cult following. That doesn't compute  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Napoleon dynamite
Worst film ever is an understatement!"
I loved Napoleon dynamite! Lol
Worst film I've seen is 'Only god forgives'... way too arty farty for me lol |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
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"Star Trek whatever, it doesn't matter -it's like Das boot in space
Das boot is a classic!"
It's the visual equivalent of inbreeding -may as well of just made an audiobook |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Napoleon dynamite
Worst film ever is an understatement!
I loved Napoleon dynamite! Lol
Worst film I've seen is 'Only god forgives'... way too arty farty for me lol"
Does he say a fucking word in that film,what a pile of utter shite |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Hollow Man, with Kevin Bacon. Particularly the ending, in which the plot holes just keep coming, even allowing for a little suspension of disbelief.
Highlander 2, which was not only shit in its own right, but also introduced plot holes into the original film.
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"Hollow Man, with Kevin Bacon. Particularly the ending, in which the plot holes just keep coming, even allowing for a little suspension of disbelief.
Highlander 2, which was not only shit in its own right, but also introduced plot holes into the original film.
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Amen regarding Highlander 2; Totally awful!
In fact so bad that there was a re-edit released some years after the initial release called the ‘Renegade version’ which tried to repair the damage by omitting all references to the Immortals being an alien race. Mind you, it was still crap.
Talking of Highlander and crap though, Highlander: The Source is bad enough to give Highlander 2 a run for its money.....almost  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know the movie you say , Well that's 2 hours of my life I'm not getting back
Watched The Greasy Stran gler a few weeks back and WTF
Recently probably La La Land! I just totally switched off after about half an hour! "
I did exactly the same  |
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