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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The biggest advantage or a forskin is the ability to create hi high quality cock fart

So to you non natural guys i say ner ner ner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’ll show ‘em the no foreskin twats!

I feel I’m missing out, I can’t do (or to be fair, ever tried!) a cock fart! I was going to say you’ll have to show me how! But nah .. maybe not!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’ll show ‘em the no foreskin twats!

I feel I’m missing out, I can’t do (or to be fair, ever tried!) a cock fart! I was going to say you’ll have to show me how! But nah .. maybe not!!

why should girls have all the fun fannyfarting left and right

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Surely im not the only guy with this superpower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is a wonderful skill to have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never heard of this tbh. (Thankfully)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never heard of this tbh. (Thankfully) "

Me neither

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Well I never. A farting cock? No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wtf is a cock fart

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

After many years of dedicated practice, I can now proudly play Beethoven ‘s rousing, ‘Ode To Joy’ on mine

Believe me when I say that you really haven’t lived until you have listened to the true glory of this timeless musical piece as played expertly on the skin flute....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely im not the only guy with this superpower"

I think you might be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

"
put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

But why??

You kill me you do hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

But why??

You kill me you do hahaha. "

Why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

Ahhhhh ok x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More than anything right now I need to hear this...sound bite PMF ?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

But why??

You kill me you do hahaha.

Why not

Why not indeed. Only answer I have to that really. Oh you do cheer me up sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"More than anything right now I need to hear this...sound bite PMF ?

Peach x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I might be seeing my toast again soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I might be seeing my toast again soon"

U got shits? Imodium is key

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone else have a superpower as good?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Anyone else have a superpower as good?"

That’ll take some beating...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

You were very bored today??

(So going to try this on someone..)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I might be seeing my toast again soon

U got shits? Imodium is key

No, a sudden almost inexplicable vomiting spell

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Anyone else have a superpower as good?"

I can replicate the sound of farting by placing my hand under my armpit, or with tongue and lips. Pretty good at the real thing also.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does the length and thickness of the foreskin change the sound?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does the length and thickness of the foreskin change the sound?"

You are a true scientist..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

You were very bored today??

(So going to try this on someone..)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does the length and thickness of the foreskin change the sound?"

Dunno never tried on anyone elsemaybe you can do some research

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even better if done while soaking in the bath, you can accompany with a whole bass section as well

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

such class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men all over the country will be trying this later! Don’t pretend otherwise!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Even better if done while soaking in the bath, you can accompany with a whole bass section as well "

Or fill with water use as a watergun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men all over the country will be trying this later! Don’t pretend otherwise!!

Its the future

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't believe what I just googled. Wtf did I just watch.

This site amazes me all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't believe what I just googled. Wtf did I just watch.

This site amazes me all the time!"

Are u gonna try it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even better if done while soaking in the bath, you can accompany with a whole bass section as well

Or fill with water use as a watergun"

Can you do that! Can you?

Man, I REALLY want a penis now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Even better if done while soaking in the bath, you can accompany with a whole bass section as well

Or fill with water use as a watergun

Can you do that! Can you?

Man, I REALLY want a penis now..."
il show u some time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Must be more than me with this power and how many of you have tried as a result hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys this is a formal request that this be the only time you inspired by me to play with your tinky winky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never heard of this tbh. (Thankfully) "

Me neither! Just asked hubba if his cock farts only to be told only his arse does!! He was rather sarcastic too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve never heard of this tbh. (Thankfully)

Me neither! Just asked hubba if his cock farts only to be told only his arse does!! He was rather sarcastic too! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never heard of this tbh. (Thankfully)

Me neither! Just asked hubba if his cock farts only to be told only his arse does!! He was rather sarcastic too!

I got to google it though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At last, a niche activity for those with a natural cock...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is something I can live without ever experiencing. Very happily.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"This is something I can live without ever experiencing. Very happily. "

Liar , you can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is something I can live without ever experiencing. Very happily. "
u know your gonna be dishing out orders to the next guy to show you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never heard of this lol

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Anyone else have a superpower as good?"

I can levitate. 0.01mm from the ground. But at least its something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never heard of this lol "

One for BGT methinks?

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Even better if done while soaking in the bath, you can accompany with a whole bass section as well "

Do you mean the Edward Woodward ensemble?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I can do it I'll record it pm me for link

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I can do it I'll record it pm me for link "

Yaaaaaaay im not alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well. People always say that threads are rehashed, but you've managed to create an original! Hats off to you sir! Though a little bit of dick just came in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well. People always say that threads are rehashed, but you've managed to create an original! Hats off to you sir! Though a little bit of dick just came in my mouth

SICK!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does the length and thickness of the foreskin change the sound?

You are a true scientist.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well. People always say that threads are rehashed, but you've managed to create an original! Hats off to you sir! Though a little bit of dick just came in my mouth

SICK!!!

Aww you should have left it how it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel in this time of the new year being a week old we should reflect on the power of the forskin sorry chopped choppers this is our thing and its awesome

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Well. People always say that threads are rehashed, but you've managed to create an original! Hats off to you sir! Though a little bit of dick just came in my mouth

SICK!!!

Best auto fail ever

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I feel in this time of the new year being a week old we should reflect on the power of the forskin sorry chopped choppers this is our thing and its awesome

After all these weeks of earnest practice in this wondrous art, I still can’t even get a note out of mine

I need a Mr Miyagi or something....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel in this time of the new year being a week old we should reflect on the power of the forskin sorry chopped choppers this is our thing and its awesome

After all these weeks of earnest practice in this wondrous art, I still can’t even get a note out of mine

I need a Mr Miyagi or something.... "

His warm hands could help

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Likely to happen after a real blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel in this time of the new year being a week old we should reflect on the power of the forskin sorry chopped choppers this is our thing and its awesome

You should have let this die!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well. People always say that threads are rehashed, but you've managed to create an original! Hats off to you sir! Though a little bit of dick just came in my mouth

SICK!!!

Best auto fail ever

I really hoped it would stay in the archives of fab

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I feel in this time of the new year being a week old we should reflect on the power of the forskin sorry chopped choppers this is our thing and its awesome

You should have let this die!!

"
no no no i feel like that norton fella with the bloopers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well. People always say that threads are rehashed, but you've managed to create an original! Hats off to you sir! Though a little bit of dick just came in my mouth

SICK!!!

Best auto fail ever

I really hoped it would stay in the archives of fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!"
id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream"

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

I was just about to suggest that - or at least a sound bite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

I was just about to suggest that - or at least a sound bite

"
lol well as you heard the magic of it already i suppose thats possible to share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

One person.... it's really not a 'thing'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

One person.... it's really not a 'thing'

"
right il ring you tomorrow and prove it

better still il kik vid ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

One person.... it's really not a 'thing'

right il ring you tomorrow and prove it

better still il kik vid ya

You can piss right off!! I don't want to hear a cock fart. Im sure it's written in our contract. You even signed it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

One person.... it's really not a 'thing'

right il ring you tomorrow and prove it

better still il kik vid ya

You can piss right off!! I don't want to hear a cock fart. Im sure it's written in our contract. You even signed it!

Maybe you can get more dick in ya mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

One person.... it's really not a 'thing'

right il ring you tomorrow and prove it

better still il kik vid ya

You can piss right off!! I don't want to hear a cock fart. Im sure it's written in our contract. You even signed it!

Maybe you can get more dick in ya mouth

Anything to shut me up, hey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve never heard of this tbh. (Thankfully)

Me neither

To be able to do this, the foreskin must be so big you can camp under it!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

I don't think I've ever experienced a cock fart.... It's in my 2019 bucket list for sure!

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

I was just about to suggest that - or at least a sound bite

Looks like you have at least two guaranteed views of your upcoming YouTube vid

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By *ocbigMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't need to fill with water ...my superpower is a self filling water gun...oh wait a sec that's not water is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

I was just about to suggest that - or at least a sound bite

Looks like you have at least two guaranteed views of your upcoming YouTube vid"
il be rich

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I reeeeaaally want to hear a cock fart now!!id offer but far too far maybe theres some skillfull blokes down your way

I can only hope and dream

Maybe i should do a youtube of it just for girls too far away to fawn over

One person.... it's really not a 'thing'

right il ring you tomorrow and prove it

better still il kik vid ya

You can piss right off!! I don't want to hear a cock fart. Im sure it's written in our contract. You even signed it!

Maybe you can get more dick in ya mouth

Anything to shut me up, hey?

"
no i just know your superpower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I’m off to practice this always wanted to play an instrument maybe a fab band could be on the cards OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Another witness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That’ll show ‘em the no foreskin twats!

I feel I’m missing out, I can’t do (or to be fair, ever tried!) a cock fart! I was going to say you’ll have to show me how! But nah .. maybe not!!

why should girls have all the fun fannyfarting left and right"

You have too much time to yourself OP ...

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I mentioned cock farts to a non-fabs friend and it turns out SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THEM!!!

I’m going to have to ask her to get footage of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I mentioned cock farts to a non-fabs friend and it turns out SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THEM!!!

I’m going to have to ask her to get footage of it."
must be a vanilla thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’ll show ‘em the no foreskin twats!

I feel I’m missing out, I can’t do (or to be fair, ever tried!) a cock fart! I was going to say you’ll have to show me how! But nah .. maybe not!!

why should girls have all the fun fannyfarting left and right

You have too much time to yourself OP ...

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nope just know how my body works

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

And now I have actually head a cock fart... twice! My 2019 has been made, and it’s still only January...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And now I have actually head a cock fart... twice! My 2019 has been made, and it’s still only January..."
your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you referring to the expulsion of air if you mess about with it and pull it back the right way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you referring to the expulsion of air if you mess about with it and pull it back the right way?

The guys nailed it a bit sciency tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

U never lived if u aint done it

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm sure I could find better things to do than to make my cock foreskin fart...I mean...is this an amazing party trick that will get the ladies flocking to my door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sure I could find better things to do than to make my cock foreskin fart...I mean...is this an amazing party trick that will get the ladies flocking to my door"

I've tried it, didn't work. If he let out a ripper, I think I'd be secretly impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somebody may have to share a vid of that lol I’ve never known that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Somebody may have to share a vid of that lol I’ve never known that before "
well iv done on before for a lady on the thread so why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cock farter assemble

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Re re vive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re re vive "

I’ll give it the kiss of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Re re vive

I’ll give it the kiss of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Re re vive

I’ll give it the kiss of life

"
joint the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bring it back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bring it back

Bring what back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bringing back a classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock farts don't exist

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist "
urm yes they do read above plenty proof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof"

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart "

Lack of skills doesnt mean things dont exist skill up dude skill up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve heard it all know or more to point I haven’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve heard it all know or more to point I haven’t

*now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve heard it all know or more to point I haven’t

*now"

your missin out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart

Lack of skills doesnt mean things dont exist skill up dude skill up

What's the technique?

Talk me through my first cock fart

In a sexy voice

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By *ickygirl41Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wtf is a cock fart

Aye. Vid or I'm calling you all fibbers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart

Lack of skills doesnt mean things dont exist skill up dude skill up

What's the technique?

Talk me through my first cock fart

In a sexy voice "
you either got it or you dont its a shame dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wtf is a cock fart

Aye. Vid or I'm calling you all fibbers."
i did vids before if u check further up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart

Lack of skills doesnt mean things dont exist skill up dude skill up

What's the technique?

Talk me through my first cock fart

In a sexy voice you either got it or you dont its a shame dude

You just bottled it coz you haven't got a sexy voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart

Lack of skills doesnt mean things dont exist skill up dude skill up

What's the technique?

Talk me through my first cock fart

In a sexy voice you either got it or you dont its a shame dude

You just bottled it coz you haven't got a sexy voice "

As im the king of phonegasms i do ok

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart

Lack of skills doesnt mean things dont exist skill up dude skill up

What's the technique?

Talk me through my first cock fart

In a sexy voice you either got it or you dont its a shame dude

You just bottled it coz you haven't got a sexy voice

As im the king of phonegasms i do ok

No you don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cock farts don't exist urm yes they do read above plenty proof

They don't, just all smoke and mirrors

My foreskin is as elasticated and manipuble as they come and I've never done a cock fart

Lack of skills doesnt mean things dont exist skill up dude skill up

What's the technique?

Talk me through my first cock fart

In a sexy voice you either got it or you dont its a shame dude

You just bottled it coz you haven't got a sexy voice

As im the king of phonegasms i do ok

No you don't "
no your right i do fucking legendary things

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By *rbean69Man over a year ago

Stroud

I can cock fart. It's not something I would do in company, though. Somebody I used to work with said her husband likes to cock fart down the 'phone to his friends. Maybe one needs an extra long foreskin to be able to cock fart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can cock fart. It's not something I would do in company, though. Somebody I used to work with said her husband likes to cock fart down the 'phone to his friends. Maybe one needs an extra long foreskin to be able to cock fart."
yaaaaaay im not alone

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Bringing back a classic

Ahahahaha good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bringing back a classic

Ahahahaha good!"
see cock farting fan in the house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? "
its all about how we get there hard work and determination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination"

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? "
bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured "

Learn something new every day

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only ever heard a cockfart after a catheter was removed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only ever heard a cockfart after a catheter was removed. "
aaaaw man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured "

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only ever heard a cockfart after a catheter was removed. "

Spoilt it now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... "
try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish "

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Only ever heard a cockfart after a catheter was removed. aaaaw man"

I'm a girl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? "
that i dont know anything about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about"

You suggested it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... "
are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull"

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

Can't be.. got no cuffs innit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

"
with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

Can't be.. got no cuffs innit."
must be el cid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

Can't be.. got no cuffs innit."

You just haven't seen them yet, anyway I have a boot full of spatulas innit, bend over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills"

How would you twist them better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

How would you twist them better? "
like jack bauer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

How would you twist them better? like jack bauer

Never watched an episode....

(or have I....)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

How would you twist them better? like jack bauer

Never watched an episode....

(or have I....) "

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

How would you twist them better? like jack bauer

Never watched an episode....

(or have I....)

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!!!!!!!!"

Ask Saffie...? There will be several planted randomly in treads accross the lounge, just as long as we're online....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

How would you twist them better? like jack bauer

Never watched an episode....

(or have I....)

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!!!!!!!!

Ask Saffie...? There will be several planted randomly in treads accross the lounge, just as long as we're online....

"
see you gave it up easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

How would you twist them better? like jack bauer

Never watched an episode....

(or have I....)

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!!!!!!!!

Ask Saffie...? There will be several planted randomly in treads accross the lounge, just as long as we're online....

see you gave it up easy

What? About the joint profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shall we get you over the 175 with your todger trumps...? its all about how we get there hard work and determination

Do yo have a preparation method? Do you talc like a weightlifter? bit of spit on the thump if needed but works best after sex or bj has accured

I don't reckon I could..... I can barely do armpit farts.... try a cuck fart armpit fart medley with a classical finish

Is cuck fart when your gf does it on another guy and you do your own armpit...? that i dont know anything about

You suggested it..... are u a cop thsts the kind of shit they pull

Do you think I'm a cop.....?

with that kind of word twisting entrapment skills

How would you twist them better? like jack bauer

Never watched an episode....

(or have I....)

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!!!!!!!!

Ask Saffie...? There will be several planted randomly in treads accross the lounge, just as long as we're online....

see you gave it up easy

What? About the joint profile?

"
no idea about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Iv started so il finnish

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Iv started so il finnish"

You are the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Follow it through.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Follow it through..... "
until the bitter end

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Still makes me snigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do that too

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can do that too

"
Do what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do that too

Did you start this thread?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can do that too

Did you start this thread?

"
pull my finger ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I can do that too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can do that too

Did you start this thread?

pull my finger ?"
no iv a sensitive nose

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I can do that too

Did you start this thread?

pull my finger ?no iv a sensitive nose

Hope your ok

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can do that too

Did you start this thread?

pull my finger ?no iv a sensitive nose

"
You OK x

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