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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ll start this off with a very succinct description of myself:

Jamrag Jihadi

(Let’s see how long it takes for me to get a time out for this fucker)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you saying you have declared war on sanitary towels?

I'll be pubey sucky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you saying you have declared war on sanitary towels?

I'll be pubey sucky."

I’ll be her wings-man

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Are you saying you have declared war on sanitary towels?

I'll be pubey sucky.

I’ll be her wings-man

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.... like Paul McCartney?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny fucker

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Mixed up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tandoori stuffed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toss pot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Domistic submissive

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bi-n-large.

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

Fucked up

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

Just myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Human being

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Small and kinky

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Tall dark and innumerate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kinky bird

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple over a year ago

Bridlington

Blonde brassy

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By *olfAndKittenCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Kinky fuckery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually black/white

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thunder Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Broken teacup

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By *htcMan over a year ago

smart quiet

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By *ustafasinghMan over a year ago

leicester

Average nerd aha

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By *ed wineMan over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

Why-not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Utter twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody tired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nightmare burd

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Comfortably Numb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking legend!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bald git

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Raving lunatic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Short. Scottish.

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By *rysandMadsCouple over a year ago

Barnstaple

Talkative Introvert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ickle pickled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nervous introvert

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By *ySweetLadyWoman over a year ago

London

Not sure how it'll go in a website like this but...

Hopelessly romantic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mixed up

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan over a year ago

oulton broad

Perfectly imperfect x

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By *ommyxyzMan over a year ago

Crawley

Lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Little nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Misunderstood comic

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By *dontknowMan over a year ago

North Devon

Totes amazeballs

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Loves fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ugly munter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buggered literally

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By *ister KinkyMan over a year ago

Sussex

Utter deviant

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Thunder Cunt"

That would have made a better AC/DC song

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Petulant bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Illustrated Man

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

Deep pleasurer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laughing sapiophile (hate that word)

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By *p70Man over a year ago

Halkyn

Hate timewastingtwats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laughing sapiophile (hate that word)"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laughing sapiophile (hate that word)

Me too"

I might join you if I knew what it meant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy as....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No chance

I'd struggle to describe myself in two weeks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always watching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Homo sapien

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By *irm hand LukeMan over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

"quite alright"

Although there are numerous others that spring to mind and a few more unsavoury ones that some people may suggest...

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By *agluvrMan over a year ago

Airdrie

Permanently horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evil angel

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Poorly educated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bi-n-large."

Ha ha, I love it !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pissed off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kinky pervert !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penis host

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fantastic lover

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Lost cause

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bearded Twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Complete Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Partial cunt

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By *r n1ceguyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

My employees call me "A Cunt" ... I described myself as a "Clit Licker"

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By *rickyd72Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Horny Genuine. I could put other stuff but it is two words after all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classy laydeeeeee

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

Chirpy soul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

D*unken awesome x

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By *rSteve6Man over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

Horny fucker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boob lover

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

[Removed by poster at 07/10/18 02:40:25]

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

(bloody auto carrot... Try again...

Tall Twat

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By *xotic AdventuresMan over a year ago

London

F*cking hungry

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By *heblackmacMan over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Women's pleaser.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insatiable appetite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanking off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moustachioed mingelicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Moustachioed mingelicker

Hello sailor! Are you any good at sucking cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum dribbler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pessimistic optimist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walking Taff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hung over

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Fucking awesone

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By *eizahTV/TS over a year ago

Buckingham

Half Tranny!

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Fucking knackered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just Me

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

Absolute cunt

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By *ugga MannMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Cunnilingus king!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty tall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty tall"

You are aren't you?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Pretty average.

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple over a year ago

leamington spa

Very horny

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By *ustme6Man over a year ago

tamworth

Bloody hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite tired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Freshly fucked

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By *eKoopleCouple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Uninhibited Stoic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cute virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty tall

You are aren't you?

Hopefully I'm all done growing now ha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Admiring Dotty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stiff morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty tall

You are aren't you?

Hopefully I'm all done growing now ha!"

From a tall birds perspective, a fella can never be too tall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty tall

You are aren't you?

Hopefully I'm all done growing now ha!

From a tall birds perspective, a fella can never be too tall

Don't get me wrong, it's not without its advantages.. however, door frames aren't one of them

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

Fairly Lonely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evil bitch!

Mistress Amelia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turned On

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bulbous bellend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beer fear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hung over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kind hearted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Relaxed happy

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Normal ish x

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"Normal ish x"

Choose scouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Freakishly Horny

Jo.Xx

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Ever hopeful

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Jungle VIP

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Head hurts

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By *irestorm 500Couple over a year ago

coventry

Feeling horny x storm x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think the profile name says it all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Freakishly Horny

Jo.Xx"

Whats new

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awesome kisser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kelly fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kelly fan

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By *ddit...Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Tall and talented...

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MAD HEAD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

honest sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Respectfully deviant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty + Nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adventurously attractive

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Not old ....grrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Passionate guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice Bastard

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

At this moment in time 'secretly praying' my child doesn't want me to watch her football match.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anticipating excitement

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"At this moment in time 'secretly praying' my child doesn't want me to watch her football match."
bad mummy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty Girl

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Needs sex

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Adorably deviant

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At this moment in time 'secretly praying' my child doesn't want me to watch her football match.bad mummy lol"

It's windy out there isn't it,cross your fingers for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excited puppy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody Marvelous

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By *exyajmalMan over a year ago

oxford

Humble and honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nearing fifty.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Festively plump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excited puppy

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wonders why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat bastard

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By *DFL6828Man over a year ago

Leicester

An Individual..

Who needs to follow the crowd, when you can be yourself

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Fat bastard"

Take it the profile photo is either old or of someone else then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Almost naked

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Dependable & chivalrous

Later I will be insatiable & fabulous

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Fairly random.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shan-anigator ....'a person who instigates shananigans'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excited puppy

wonders why?"

Because im an excitable lady, im bouncy and full of energy plus playful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Comical and skilled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bored hungry

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hung over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big titted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Big titted

Hanging over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last rolo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot blooded

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Chunky horny

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