...Put the old chap back in my pants and.....suffered a delayed after shot!!! 
I’m presently wearing tan trousers so the resulting wet stain is showing up like a bloody luminous sign!
I’m presently in a very busy train station, sitting down whilst carefully covering my inadvertent shame.
What should I do?! My train’s in about ten minutes and barring some miracle, I’ll still be bearing the wet stain by the time it arrives.
Help!!!
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As if by some blessed divine intervention, my train has just been announced as being apparently delayed by 9 minutes (Praise be!)
I have my bag on my lap until then.....
God willing, I will overcome the cruel twist of fate that has so incapacitated me  |
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Phew! Made without anyone noticing (I think!)
Thank gawd it was a front side problem and not a rear side mishap is all I can say......the latter would have been far more difficult to obfuscate.... |
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"Do you smell a bit squiffy now though. Do you need a rub down with detergent.  "
I sprayed some deodorant down there
.....damn, who knew that stuff burnt like Cillit Bang in such a sensitive area though?  |
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"Do you smell a bit squiffy now though. Do you need a rub down with detergent.
I sprayed some deodorant down there
.....damn, who knew that stuff burnt like Cillit Bang in such a sensitive area though? "
your poor trouser department |
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