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By *erriAnne OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

The shire

Here is mine.

The word helicopter is not made up of Heli and copter but it is in fact helico meaning spiral and pter as in pterodactyl meaning wings.

We've been pronouncing it wrong all this time

co

Pter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am the only male in Sunderland who hasn't got a woman pregnant yet. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those bottles of Coke on the side of the motorway ... they’re not Coke!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am the only male in Sunderland who hasn't got a woman pregnant yet. Fact."
Sorry to piss on your chips but there is Mark's uncle Barry too and he's lived in Grindon all his life

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By *erriAnne OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

The shire


"I am the only male in Sunderland who hasn't got a woman pregnant yet. Fact."

I'm from Sunderland lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ddit...Man  over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Hotel receptionists ask no security questions if you turn up naked saying that you are locked out of your room..

Fact...

Tried it twice now...

The second time was for fun

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By *ust ClareTV/TS  over a year ago

Settlewick!

Only one unfortunate baby was christened Nigel in 2017

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucking autocarrot

If all the space between all the atoms in every living human was removed the solid matter left would fit in a sugar cube, about 1 cubic cm

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds

When you're looking in a mirror, you can't see your eyes move

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By *erriAnne OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

The shire

It takes 15 years for someone to qualify as a GP but only 1 week for a receptionist in the same surgery.

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By *idlandiaMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

The way we say Mt everest is wrong, the guy it's named after pronounced his name more like eee-verest, not ever-rest.

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By *ddit...Man  over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Fucking autocarrot

If all the space between all the atoms in every living human was removed the solid matter left would fit in a sugar cube, about 1 cubic cm"

That's a good fact....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In Massachusetts it is illegal for a woman to be on top during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only one unfortunate baby was christened Nigel in 2017"

I read that too.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Removing lead from petrol is believed to have reduced the rate of violent crime.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fact of the Day'. Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab-flavoured' sticks.

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By *ailburkeMan  over a year ago

near you

A person who never made a misstake

Never made anything .

Now that is a FACT

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By *lenderfoxMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Fact of the Day'. Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab-flavoured' sticks. "

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cleopatra was closer in time to the Space Shuttle than she was the building of the great pyramid at Ghiza.

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By *ndulGENTMan  over a year ago

Stockport (ish)

The average male gets bored of shopping after 26 minutes, whereas women don't get bored for over 2 hours..

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

No building in Peterborough Cambs, is allowed to be taller than its cathedral. Imagine if London had that rule with St Paul's Cathedral.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

relative molecular mass is

the ratio of the average mass of one molecule of an element or compound to one twelfth of the mass of an atom of carbon-12.

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I am the only male in Sunderland who hasn't got a woman pregnant yet. Fact."

Only because they come to the weeg for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s only one letter that doesn’t appear in any U.S. state name

The letter Q

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The lighter was invented before matches.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If everyone in China jumped off their chairs at exactly the same time, a lot of Chinese people would end up in hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In Ireland they don’t make Irish jokes, they joke about people from county cork.

In county cork they make jokes about people from Skibbereen.

In Skibbereen they make jokes about people from Mill road.

In mill road they take the piss out of the family at numer 73.

Their Da, he goes out and does that shit for realls.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In Ireland they don’t make Irish jokes, they joke about people from county cork.

In county cork they make jokes about people from Skibbereen.

In Skibbereen they make jokes about people from Mill road.

In mill road they take the piss out of the family at numer 73.

Their Da, he goes out and does that shit for realls. "

IV always thought your profile pic was a cock sticking out from an unattached toilet seat.....

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

Sonics real name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In Ireland they don’t make Irish jokes, they joke about people from county cork.

In county cork they make jokes about people from Skibbereen.

In Skibbereen they make jokes about people from Mill road.

In mill road they take the piss out of the family at numer 73.

Their Da, he goes out and does that shit for realls.

IV always thought your profile pic was a cock sticking out from an unattached toilet seat....."

I wish ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In Ireland they don’t make Irish jokes, they joke about people from county cork.

In county cork they make jokes about people from Skibbereen.

In Skibbereen they make jokes about people from Mill road.

In mill road they take the piss out of the family at numer 73.

Their Da, he goes out and does that shit for realls.

IV always thought your profile pic was a cock sticking out from an unattached toilet seat.....

I wish .... "

You can see where I'm coming from now though can't you!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Canned food began to be produced about 50 years before the can opener was invented

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here is mine.

The word helicopter is not made up of Heli and copter but it is in fact helico meaning spiral and pter as in pterodactyl meaning wings.

We've been pronouncing it wrong all this time

co

Pter

"

I thought dactyl meant finger? Pteredactyl means winged finger due to the long finger apendage and pteranodon(a similar creature) means winged tooth(don being tooth)

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crisps always expire on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In Ireland they don’t make Irish jokes, they joke about people from county cork.

In county cork they make jokes about people from Skibbereen.

In Skibbereen they make jokes about people from Mill road.

In mill road they take the piss out of the family at numer 73.

Their Da, he goes out and does that shit for realls.

IV always thought your profile pic was a cock sticking out from an unattached toilet seat.....

I wish ....

You can see where I'm coming from now though can't you!?"

No. I was just wishing I had your meds

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By *urballsMan  over a year ago

Claygate

If all the girls attending the Yale prom were laid end to end, I shouldn't be a bit surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In Ireland they don’t make Irish jokes, they joke about people from county cork.

In county cork they make jokes about people from Skibbereen.

In Skibbereen they make jokes about people from Mill road.

In mill road they take the piss out of the family at numer 73.

Their Da, he goes out and does that shit for realls.

IV always thought your profile pic was a cock sticking out from an unattached toilet seat.....

I wish ....

You can see where I'm coming from now though can't you!?

No. I was just wishing I had your meds "

Common!! What you should really wish for is my glasses!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The average penis length of a blue whale is between 8 – 10 ft. long.

During sexual intercourse as much as 30 – 40 pints of sperm may be ejaculated from a blue whales penis in a single session.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In Ireland they don’t make Irish jokes, they joke about people from county cork.

In county cork they make jokes about people from Skibbereen.

In Skibbereen they make jokes about people from Mill road.

In mill road they take the piss out of the family at numer 73.

Their Da, he goes out and does that shit for realls.

IV always thought your profile pic was a cock sticking out from an unattached toilet seat.....

I wish ....

You can see where I'm coming from now though can't you!?

No. I was just wishing I had your meds

Common!! What you should really wish for is my glasses!"

Fuck no dude, you need good eyesight to see through them jam jars.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Salmon fish are both sea and saltwater fish. They are spawn in rivers and go off to the sea then eventually swim back to where they were spawned in the river and die due to a process called osmoregulation when their cells shrivel.

How geeky is that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In York, in Old UK law, its still legal to shoot Scottish people with a bow.

Also, dogs can't look up :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In York, in Old UK law, its still legal to shoot Scottish people with a bow.

Also, dogs can't look up :D"

The gun by the bar is always loaded!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Breakfast is called that as you sleep and when you wake you break-your fast!!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Bungle in Rainbow used to get out of bed with his pyjamas on and then walk round bare all day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bungle in Rainbow used to get out of bed with his pyjamas on and then walk round bare all day "

Damn why didn’t I think of that fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The average life of a tree is happy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never regret ANYTHING, because at the time, it was the perfect thing for you

FACT!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Donald Duck used to do the same , get out the shower with a towel on , put his jacket on then whip the towel away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never regret ANYTHING, because at the time, it was the perfect thing for you

FACT! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The average life of a tree is happy."

Ey?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are more humans alive today than have died, ever!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are more humans alive today than have died, ever! "

There are lots of dead humans too (well from the neck up)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are more humans alive today than have died, ever! "

That’s a bit outdated. Years ago (over 100) adult expectancy rates were a lot younger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are more humans alive today than have died, ever!

That’s a bit outdated. Years ago (over 100) adult expectancy rates were a lot younger. "

Plus population growth in the past 200 years has grown due to modern day science.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An elephants shlong stays elongated for up to three days following sex ...ow!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The Barnacle has the biggest penis in the animal kingdom and it fences other males with said penis to compete for females

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By *iltsguy200Man  over a year ago

Warminster

Nothing is impossible, it merely takes a little bit longer

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Nothing is impossible, it merely takes a little bit longer "

Except Tom Cruises mission mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Removing lead from petrol is believed to have reduced the rate of violent crime. "

And yet they say violence is increasing in most major cities...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The internet was invented for porn

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

The first episode of series 1 of Colombo was directed by Steven Spielberg.

and.....

Betty White of 'The Golden Girls' fame is regarded to have had the longest television career of any entertainer, male or female and is also older than sliced bread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The first episode of series 1 of Colombo was directed by Steven Spielberg.

and.....

Betty White of 'The Golden Girls' fame is regarded to have had the longest television career of any entertainer, male or female and is also older than sliced bread."

I didn’t know that first fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Viagra was invented as a angina drug but during trials its side effects were noted and then it was marketed as a impotency drug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cow can walk up stairs but not back down them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The two most frequently stolen items were both invented by the same man - Laszlo Bic. His biro and his disposable lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In 1722 St Albans School gave the town a loan of £1000 at a rate of 6% p.a

The school has never received any payments and the debt now stands at £21,800,000,000 (21 billion, 800 million pounds) which the town council acknowledges it owes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Albans_School,_Hertfordshire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In 1722 St Albans School gave the town a loan of £1000 at a rate of 6% p.a

The school has never received any payments and the debt now stands at £21,800,000,000 (21 billion, 800 million pounds) which the town council acknowledges it owes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Albans_School,_Hertfordshire

"

Is this a world wide known fact? ....... ok so it’s not. I’ve not had penetrative sex or sexual contact for over 3 months !! FACT

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Everton , when they build Bramley Moore will have built all 3 stadiums in Liverpool , and we own the Liver birds too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everton , when they build Bramley Moore will have built all 3 stadiums in Liverpool , and we own the Liver birds too "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It takes 15 years for someone to qualify as a GP but only 1 week for a receptionist in the same surgery."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didn't read the whole thread. But in York it is still a man's duty to shoot any approaching Scots with a bow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't read the whole thread. But in York it is still a man's duty to shoot any approaching Scots with a bow"

And I thought we were all bonding so well on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In London it’s the only city in the world that as the knowledge to train its taxis drivers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In London it’s the only city in the world that as the knowledge to train its taxis drivers "

Don't 100% know if it's true but heard that it's still law that London Taxi drivers need to carry a bale of hay on their vehicle at all times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In London it’s the only city in the world that as the knowledge to train its taxis drivers

Don't 100% know if it's true but heard that it's still law that London Taxi drivers need to carry a bale of hay on their vehicle at all times "

that was up unitil 1948 I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A penis's visability is only one 3rd visable the rest is within the human body.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A penis's visability is only one 3rd visable the rest is within the human body..... "

What good is it doing anyone in there?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dry roasted peanuts contain more salt than salted ones....

Mrs P x

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By *rsTrellisWoman  over a year ago

Cambridge

You might all know this but I definitely didn’t...

Birds don’t sleep in nests all the time! Only when they have eggs or chicks! WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Emperor penguins mimick each other’s exact movements when finding a mate for life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tyson fury was robbed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A chemical that absorbs water is called hygroscopic meaning water loving not hydroscopic as you would expect with hydration and hydro power etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A penis's visability is only one 3rd visable the rest is within the human body.....

What good is it doing anyone in there?! "

It is at its best when the entire length is inside a human body

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By *heLaserGuyMan  over a year ago

Coventry

At the centre of our galaxy there is a super black hole

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By *xford DuoCouple  over a year ago

oxford

Tom Cruise is older now than when Richard Wilson was when he first played Victor Meldrew. Use this one all the time !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tom Hardy didn’t want me on his security while he was visiting London because I’m over 6 foot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The way we say Mt everest is wrong, the guy it's named after pronounced his name more like eee-verest, not ever-rest. "

Surely that means that those adverts for Double glazing are pronounced wrong too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The meaning of contagious.

Chickenpox is very contagious,my mother won’t let my dad cut the lawn cos she says it takes the contagious

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"In London it’s the only city in the world that as the knowledge to train its taxis drivers "

What would be the point of a NYC cab driver knowing the best way from Seven Sisters to Hammersmith at 5pm on a Tuesday?

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By *carlet_heavenWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


"In London it’s the only city in the world that as the knowledge to train its taxis drivers

Don't 100% know if it's true but heard that it's still law that London Taxi drivers need to carry a bale of hay on their vehicle at all times "

I would guess that only relates to a Hackney Carrriage -as these were horse drawn & not the the other type of taxi which is Private Hire...

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"There are more humans alive today than have died, ever! "

Not true. Current population 7bn.

We went through 2bn in 1920 (so near enough all of them are different), 1bn in 1804, and with life expectancy much less at that point, that billion was probably replaced at least twice by the time they got to 1920.

So that's 4bn.

Black death is thought to knocked 200m off a population of about 450m, with it taking 200 years to recover. Assume a life expectancy of 50 for ease, straight line increases, and that period alone gives you almost another 2bn.

Fill in the period when population grew from 500m to 1bn, which was at least 100 years, probably 200, and that's at least 1.5bn.

We're now at 7.5bn, and I still need to add everybody before the black death.

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"The average male gets bored of shopping after 26 minutes, whereas women don't get bored for over 2 hours.. "

I refute that fact. I'm bored before I even get in the shop.

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Houseflies hum in the key of F

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"In York, in Old UK law, its still legal to shoot Scottish people with a bow.

Also, dogs can't look up :D"

In olden Scotland instead of summer holidays we'd sack York.

good times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In Massachusetts it is illegal for a woman to be on top during sex. "

shall we test this law?

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Houseflies hum in the key of F"

Whereas bees buzz in Eb minor. True(ish) story

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A whales willy is called a "Dork"

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By *iker boy 69Man  over a year ago

midlands

All bags of crisps use by date is a saturday

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley


"There are more humans alive today than have died, ever!

Not true. Current population 7bn.

We went through 2bn in 1920 (so near enough all of them are different), 1bn in 1804, and with life expectancy much less at that point, that billion was probably replaced at least twice by the time they got to 1920.

So that's 4bn.

Black death is thought to knocked 200m off a population of about 450m, with it taking 200 years to recover. Assume a life expectancy of 50 for ease, straight line increases, and that period alone gives you almost another 2bn.

Fill in the period when population grew from 500m to 1bn, which was at least 100 years, probably 200, and that's at least 1.5bn.

We're now at 7.5bn, and I still need to add everybody before the black death.

"

Plus everyone killed by wars, war crimes, ethnic cleansing and natural disasters.

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth

Flies always take off backwards.

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


"There are more humans alive today than have died, ever!

Not true. Current population 7bn.

We went through 2bn in 1920 (so near enough all of them are different), 1bn in 1804, and with life expectancy much less at that point, that billion was probably replaced at least twice by the time they got to 1920.

So that's 4bn.

Black death is thought to knocked 200m off a population of about 450m, with it taking 200 years to recover. Assume a life expectancy of 50 for ease, straight line increases, and that period alone gives you almost another 2bn.

Fill in the period when population grew from 500m to 1bn, which was at least 100 years, probably 200, and that's at least 1.5bn.

We're now at 7.5bn, and I still need to add everybody before the black death.

Plus everyone killed by wars, war crimes, ethnic cleansing and natural disasters."

and people who have died from malaria which is more that both world wars added together.

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


"A penis's visability is only one 3rd visable the rest is within the human body..... "

inside whose body????

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham

Tortoises can't drink, unless their nose is submerged.

Cats lap with the underside of their tongue.

Chinese checkers was invented in Germany

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the 18th century gambling circles in London would employ someone to swallow the dice if ever there was a police raid

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that there are estimated to be over 43 Quintillion possible combinations on a Rubik’s Cube?

However, every single one of them can be solved in twenty moves or less.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Plumbers and sanitation engineers have saved more lives than any other trades.

Authors and writers have killed more people than any one else (in their own worlds).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your eyes are the same size when born as to when you die

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Did you know that there are estimated to be over 43 Quintillion possible combinations on a Rubik’s Cube?

However, every single one of them can be solved in twenty moves or less."

I could solve a Rubik's pyramid in 27 seconds, when I was 11.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here is mine.

The word helicopter is not made up of Heli and copter but it is in fact helico meaning spiral and pter as in pterodactyl meaning wings.

We've been pronouncing it wrong all this time

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Pter

I thought dactyl meant finger? Pteredactyl means winged finger due to the long finger apendage and pteranodon(a similar creature) means winged tooth(don being tooth)

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As in orthoDONtics. Etymology of words is fun.

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

It takes 8 people to produce all of the Bostik Blutack in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhhh that would explain a lot ... I've only ever recieved 1 BJ ....

Oral Sex Can Make A Penis Longer

Strangely, one study found that men’s self-reported penis size was actually larger when they measured their penises following oral sex, versus after masturbating, although it's not entirely clear why.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The person who knows best about your place of work is the cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Size Doesn’t Really Matter

The media may emphasize the desire for larger-than-average penises, but most women would like something a bit more fun-sized in their partner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I may need to try this one... I can last 6 hours.

Have Sex With Socks On

If you’re having trouble reaching an orgasm while having sex, try slipping on a pair of socks. Research has suggested that it’s easier to come when your feet are warm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who like to shave their pubic hair frequently are at a higher risk for syphilis, herpes, and HPV according to doctors at University of California, San Francisco.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heavier men have more endurance than thin ones

Researchers in Turkey did a yearlong study on the relationship between (BMI) and male sexual performance. It turns out that men who have a higher BMI last an average of 7.3 minutes in bed while smaller men can barely keep it going for 108 seconds.

The study says that larger men excess fat develop more female sex hormones, which prolongs reaching the finish line, and leaner men showed a greater chance of premature ejaculation. So while a lean guy may fit the status quo, it looks like larger men win the trophy in the end.

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