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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Iya fokes. Chust yam fer wuk n bastid cat dropped ded mows in us lap - cownt ta tetherer an carm down afor scopping fucka owt 
Obviously I also do a rather refined Received Pronunciation version if preferred |
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"Iya fokes. Chust yam fer wuk n bastid cat dropped ded mows in us lap - cownt ta tetherer an carm down afor scopping fucka owt
Obviously I also do a rather refined Received Pronunciation version if preferred "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Iya fokes. Chust yam fer wuk n bastid cat dropped ded mows in us lap - cownt ta tetherer an carm down afor scopping fucka owt
Obviously I also do a rather refined Received Pronunciation version if preferred
plain english do me fine "
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Upon returning to my domicile after finishing work, my beloved cat dropped a deceased rodent onto my lap. I had to count to three and calm myself before disposing of said deceased rodent into the waste receptacle
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"Iya fokes. Chust yam fer wuk n bastid cat dropped ded mows in us lap - cownt ta tetherer an carm down afor scopping fucka owt
Obviously I also do a rather refined Received Pronunciation version if preferred
plain english do me fine
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Upon returning to my domicile after finishing work, my beloved cat dropped a deceased rodent onto my lap. I had to count to three and calm myself before disposing of said deceased rodent into the waste receptacle
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Lanky spoken ere! Lol
Its ower yon sithy - look its over there.
Ill sithy morn morn - I will see you tomorrow morning.
They fikened mi dearth - you scared me.
Ah feel lahk am on feyer - I'm running a temperature
Ah.ve getten yedwarch - I have a headache
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over a year ago
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Geez the deep fried buckie ower here gadgie,ah'm pure hank marvin so am ur...........get ti falkirk ya bampot,you tanned the last yin!
Nae offence ti the falkirk punters like,ken whit ah mean. x |
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over a year ago
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All right? I just tried pulling some richard in the light ale shop but she gave me the custard pie.I ain't bovvered tho cos the birds a bit of a swamp donkey. I'd sooner knock one out to a bit of johnny vaughn
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I've actually heard someone say something very similar to this |
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Theres lovely, isnt it?
See them two houses, I live in the middle one, see?
Innit mun?
Who's coats this jacket hung up on the floor?
I went to Toms house to find him, and there he was, gone, see?
Where you to then? |
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I think its something said by a jockwurzelscouser when he couldn't find his running shoes!
I'l get my coat 