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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Do you Mark the splodges on your bedroom wall then measure, or fire over vertically challenged people as a gauge? "
Brings new meaning to textured wallpaper. |
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
" Do you Mark the splodges on your bedroom wall then measure, or fire over vertically challenged people as a gauge? "
Either way is accurate. . I like the idea of lining people up in height order and firing over them... adds a sense of danger.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Do you Mark the splodges on your bedroom wall then measure, or fire over vertically challenged people as a gauge?
Either way is accurate. . I like the idea of lining people up in height order and firing over them... adds a sense of danger.."
Like hungry hippos?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....
Gonna try to up my game tonight... "
you have a cum height? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....
Gonna try to up my game tonight... "
Right I'm taking a guess now baring in mind your cock is roughly half way up your body and the trajectory can't be straight up because it would go up your nostril with some force, so if you're standing up in this test we are taking on the ceiling yes, unless of course you live in a Georgian house? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....
Gonna try to up my game tonight... "
I seriously didn’t realise this was a sport.. omg lol |
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....
Gonna try to up my game tonight...
I seriously didn’t realise this was a sport.. omg lol "
It's all about the power the angle of lift.. and the least friction whilst flying through the air... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok lads... we are talking height... I didn't measure mine accurately.. but id say around 5ft....
Gonna try to up my game tonight... Right I'm taking a guess now baring in mind your cock is roughly half way up your body and the trajectory can't be straight up because it would go up your nostril with some force, so if you're standing up in this test we are taking on the ceiling yes, unless of course you live in a Georgian house? "
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Op you not using the famously inaccurate fab measuring tape again are you?
An improvised version
Try the Apple app  "
No, don't be messin our minds with yir new fangled malarchy -especially when the old methods give us such encouraging results |
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"Op you not using the famously inaccurate fab measuring tape again are you?
An improvised version
Try the Apple app "
I’ve been fiddling with that (the Apple app I mean)
......Piece of crap though - I mean how hard can it be to accurately gauge the distance of a random cloud to my exact location?  |
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