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over a year ago
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?  "
Bit like candles in the wind |
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof? "
Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see  |
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"My friend did once have to visit the hospital to have a chocolate Brazil nut removed. Not that there was much chocolate left on it 
Bit of a waste of a Brazil nut I think. "
Lucky it wasn’t a walnut whip |
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof? "
Someone will enlighten you. |
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?
Someone will enlighten you."
James your jokes are as bad as Swing’s  |
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?
Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see "
Did they enjoy it? |
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"My friend did once have to visit the hospital to have a chocolate Brazil nut removed. Not that there was much chocolate left on it
Bit of a waste of a Brazil nut I think. "
That could have been removed without a hospital trip and the nut eaten |
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?
Someone will enlighten you.
James your jokes are as bad as Swing’s "
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?
Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see
Did they enjoy it? "
They did. I did too!  |
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"Ok back the truck up, can you folk please explain to us slightly vanilla folk how you end up with let’s say candles in your foof?
Was doing a cam show for someone and that's what they wanted to see
Did they enjoy it?
They did. I did too! "
I can tell
Waxing lyrical about the experience is a giveaway
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Cadbury cream egg.... left it there for half an hour then my ex went to work cleaning it up with his tongue..... his easter treat "
I have done this too, one of the messiest and fun experiences to date |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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Let’s see:
Various toys, in seemingly larger sizes, the small plastic drinks bottles...  hands..( one at a time!)...
then to use a saying improvise, adapt, overcum, a fence post (!)... various shampoo bottles ( currently a tresemme 500ml)... the wee ( LOL) plastic thing that BT use to connect cables out in the open ( not the ribbed one! As they don’t fit)
This is not an exhaustive list.....  |
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over a year ago
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"The more I read this thread the more I think of the Benidorm legend Sticky Vicky.
Anyone who has seen her show will fully understand. "
I have! She’s retired now I think her daughter has taken over the show |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once tied Sasha to a chair in the living room, blindfolded her and used various household objects and random veg to get her off, she loved it but admitted she would never of done it if she could see what was happening. Thankfully she trusts me! |
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