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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and ironing shirts without putting bloody double creases in them! Grrr!
Yea I can't do that either  "
Driving for me! But I'm great at ironing so if you two give me lifts places I'll do your shirts  |
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Remembering jokes. On the few occasions I've tried to retell a joke I found funny, I fumbled the punchline or got it the wrong way round... Its bizarre, because I can tell a funny anecdote or come up with a witty retort quite easily... But remembering jokes just fails me  |
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Being tidy, finishing what I started, cooking just enough pasta for two (I usually make enough for an army) and a load of other stuff.
I'm really good at being honest, being kind and making cheese sauce. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Undoing a bra one handed .. 
Surely not ! 
I used to be a skilled maestro back in the day. I’m wubbish now!
That’s purely lack of practice "
You’re not wrong!! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Neat handwriting
Pulling on FAB and real life
Maths (with an s!)
Waking up
Getting to bed early
Remembering song lyrics
Breathing and exercising at the same time (was re diagnosed from exercised induce asthma, to acid reflux/dysfunctional breathing/nasal swelling/post nasal drip. Only took them 37 years to listen to me)
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Undoing a bra one handed ..
Surely not !
I used to be a skilled maestro back in the day. I’m wubbish now!
That’s purely lack of practice
You’re not wrong!! "
THat's one skill that I do have. Who wants lessons? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Undoing a bra one handed ..
Surely not !
I used to be a skilled maestro back in the day. I’m wubbish now!
That’s purely lack of practice
You’re not wrong!!
THat's one skill that I do have. Who wants lessons?"
Dan does  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirting.
Absolutely rubbish at it!
Me too
Me three unfortunately.
Hmmmmm... methinks you three are tellin' porkies there   "
Honestly I’m hopeless! Ask anyone. I’ve never flirted with anyone on fab ever. I’m too awkwars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking compliments, apparently "
Mhmmmmm? I wonder. your incredibly mighty fine! You look like you fell off of the wings of an angel. For he mistook your for one of his own. I tunes must have been lieing! Because your the real hottest single right now!
(Sits back and observes with clip bored and pen to examine results) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being fit and healthy
Mhmmmmm? Your definitely very fit! Never seen your cervix before. I'm sure I could reach them though!"
I’m extremely unfit and in very bad health. So no, I’m not very fit at all. And thanks for your kind offer but I’ll have to decline. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being fit and healthy
Mhmmmmm? Your definitely very fit! Never seen your cervix before. I'm sure I could reach them though!
I’m extremely unfit and in very bad health. So no, I’m not very fit at all. And thanks for your kind offer but I’ll have to decline. "
I mean very fit as easy on the eye! And I'm talking about my capability to reach them. I never offered anything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being fit and healthy
Mhmmmmm? Your definitely very fit! Never seen your cervix before. I'm sure I could reach them though!
I’m extremely unfit and in very bad health. So no, I’m not very fit at all. And thanks for your kind offer but I’ll have to decline.
I mean very fit as easy on the eye! And I'm talking about my capability to reach them. I never offered anything!"
And I’m explaining that I didn’t mean ‘easy on the eye’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being fit and healthy
Mhmmmmm? Your definitely very fit! Never seen your cervix before. I'm sure I could reach them though!
I’m extremely unfit and in very bad health. So no, I’m not very fit at all. And thanks for your kind offer but I’ll have to decline.
I mean very fit as easy on the eye! And I'm talking about my capability to reach them. I never offered anything!
And I’m explaining that I didn’t mean ‘easy on the eye’ "
I don't think this lady takes compliments very well (hide's under bed covers) |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Undoing a bra one handed ..
Surely not !
I used to be a skilled maestro back in the day. I’m wubbish now!
That’s purely lack of practice
You’re not wrong!!
THat's one skill that I do have. Who wants lessons?
Dan does "
Can I just borrow you for a demonstration? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Undoing a bra one handed ..
Surely not !
I used to be a skilled maestro back in the day. I’m wubbish now!
That’s purely lack of practice
You’re not wrong!!
THat's one skill that I do have. Who wants lessons?
Dan does
Can I just borrow you for a demonstration? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Undoing a bra one handed ..
Surely not !
I used to be a skilled maestro back in the day. I’m wubbish now!
That’s purely lack of practice
You’re not wrong!!
THat's one skill that I do have. Who wants lessons?
Dan does "
I also need reminding what to do with the other hand!  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Whistling. I just can't do it.
I can only whistle inwards for some bizarre reason.
I can only whistle using my fingers.. And even then its quite poor. "
I’ve always wanted to be able to whistle using my fingers. Can’t do that either. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Undoing a bra one handed ..
Surely not !
I used to be a skilled maestro back in the day. I’m wubbish now!
That’s purely lack of practice
You’re not wrong!!
THat's one skill that I do have. Who wants lessons?
Dan does
I also need reminding what to do with the other hand! "
Undo your friend's bra at the same time.  |
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Being incharge and taking serious stuff seriously oh and paying attention sometimes if its not put across in an entertaining way I start thinking about something else ...not good when your suppose to be learning how to disfuse a bomb x |
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I have to make myself shut up or end up waffling (more) rubbish to cover up the bashfulness 
