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what kind of pisshead are you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's very rare that I get d*unk, as it's unusual for me to drink more than 3 or 4 pints and I don't touch shorts.
I get a bit merry and giggly, then I go to sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"None, the last time I was d*unk was on my hen night 30 years ago and I swore I wouldn't go there again and havn't  "
Where you had your hen night you mean? I bet you wrecked the place!!  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"None, the last time I was d*unk was on my hen night 30 years ago and I swore I wouldn't go there again and havn't
Where you had your hen night you mean? I bet you wrecked the place!! "
haha after I posted it I did think you could take that two ways  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I take my things off when d*unk , lol as i cant drink alot 4 glasses i am off and a hang-over from hell the next day . So i like champage 1 or 2 glasses and i dont strip on that , lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually load up on food before a good night out, so it's not often I get d*unk. But when I do, I'm a happy d*unk
Have ya ever puked?
...or bumped into things??? 
I..... just don't know what you're talking about Frock... 
ADMIN: Please will you note that sometimes we need an 'eyebrow-raised' smiley? "
I did not have relations with that lamppost |
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Very happy d*unk. Will hug everyone and everything. Doesn't take much if I'm on the beers so tend to stick to spirits these days.
Beer makes me throw up every time too and gives me a killer hangover.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i become the outspoken joker... generally arsing about for laughs... then my clothes come off. have no idea why but it always happens. i hardly drink these days anyway, since getting into the gym i generally cba with the hangovers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i was a spewer are you not now ?? "
lol no i dont drink much these days and when i do its more responsibly
i leave it at the typsy stage cuz thats the most fun. im chatty and hyper |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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I`m going to totally honest and say I say I have never been d*unk Been close, I`m sure! I`m not a big drinker to start with - beer bloats me and two pints is the most I could drink in one sitting. I can drink a fair amount of red wine in one go and I think I become load in conversation but that`s about it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sing, shout, lapse into comedy accents, argue the toss even more than usual.....and wake up with huge bruises from falling over whilst dancing badly, but have to be reminded just how badly I was dancing....... Haven't spewed for ages and never get into fights...... |
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i get raucous and loud(er) and also a bit too honest... so i can give guys very public put downs...
thats one thing i like about swingers clubs, most peeps don't drink much there (have to drive home/don't want performance affected/know they'll be less likely to be picked if pickled). so not having to interact with d*unken idiot men makes me less likely to drink and i can be tactful to any approaches i say no to...  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"horny
Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it
Exact opposite for me. Never think about sex when d*unk... wouldn't be able to get it up anyway "
lol I haven't got anything to get up....well tell a fib,only my knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"horny
Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it
Exact opposite for me. Never think about sex when d*unk... wouldn't be able to get it up anyway "
Oh no, Ill fuck table legs or door knockers. Actualy, I'm told my best line to a woman was while bladdered "You'd ike my cock, It's big and it's meaty.....' Funniest thing was she came back next week and agreed the next morning....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"jays been out on a christmas lunch today and has had a few. he keeps ringing me just to sing sloppy songs. me, im loud, demented and love the world"
diabetes means it takes me days to recover from a drinking session so generally i dont touch alcohol at all
on the odd occasion i do drink, i never drink enough to be pissed so generally have all my faculties about me
when i did drink it depended on where i was, who i was with
some nights, throw myself on the floor with cd's and play some 'tunes'
other nights, get randy and wanna play
if out and about with mrs bus, then reserved and behaved
if out with my mates then probably quite loud, leery and a bit cheeky
i did once get hgauled out of a club for refusing to leave after it shut coz i was having such a good night
sat on floor and refused to move - so was lifted up and put out on street
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"jays been out on a christmas lunch today and has had a few. he keeps ringing me just to sing sloppy songs. me, im loud, demented and love the world"
I talk to much, laugh alot and love everyone...well nearly everyone |
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"horny
Me too but usually pass out before I get to do anything about it
Exact opposite for me. Never think about sex when d*unk... wouldn't be able to get it up anyway
lol I haven't got anything to get up....well tell a fib,only my knickers "
the advantage of not wearing knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like not being in control or vulnerable so I'm never a pisshead.
My other half phones and giggles chatting rubbish. I just and allow him to regale me with nonsense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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tell you friday evening when im back from my works night out haha
I like getting merry but always have to be in control ...would hate not being able to remember anything ....where am i again haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't drink, so when I do have a couple I go thru stages:-
Giggly. . Lasts a couple of hours
Loving everyone. . Lasts all night
Hungry. . Lasts until I realise I wouldn't eat a kebab no matter how d*unk I was!
Horny. . Lasts about 30 seconds before . . .
I'm asleep! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not any kind of pisshead as I don't drink, neither does my OH.
I don't like the thought of not being in control, I don't need alcohol to have a gOod time, I hate the taste but most of all if you could see the state of some people after alcohol then it really isn't a pretty sight is it. Who would possibly want to become loud, overbearing, glazed eyes, shouting across rooms, swearing a lot and basically looking like they've been scraped out the gutter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im not,canny see the point in spoiling a good nite.i do drink and enjoy it but know when ive had enough,but have to add dont need a drink to enjoy myself,hence out sat and sun not drinking....may embarass a certain peep tho sunday..... |
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