So.....I just downloaded the latest update for my iPhone and found a clever, new measurement app installed.
Well, I’m a man right? So what was the first thing I measured?
Yep, you guessed it and through a fair bit of jiggery pokery, I got my cock to measure a whopping ten inches!!! (ok, so I cheated like a bastard, but I’m not complaining any...)
Furthermore, you can even take a snap shot with the measurements on it as proof!
Think about this for a moment good people; This wondrous app could revolutionise cock pics on this site in fact; No more will chaps require the usage of tape measures, sky remotes and Lynx cans next to their erect members, for now they will simply show the measurements via their phone readings!
As Neil Buchanan used to say on Art Attack - ‘Try it at home yer self; Ta ra!’  |
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"So.....I just downloaded the latest update for my iPhone and found a clever, new measurement app installed.
Well, I’m a man right? So what was the first thing I measured?
Yep, you guessed it and through a fair bit of jiggery pokery, I got my cock to measure a whopping ten inches!!! (ok, so I cheated like a bastard, but I’m not complaining any...)
Furthermore, you can even take a snap shot with the measurements on it as proof!
Think about this for a moment good people; This wondrous app could revolutionise cock pics on this site in fact; No more will chaps require the usage of tape measures, sky remotes and Lynx cans next to their erect members, for now they will simply show the measurements via their phone readings!
As Neil Buchanan used to say on Art Attack - ‘Try it at home yer self; Ta ra!’ "
Oh ffs! You’ve started it now!
We are going to have a bunch of new public photos of cock pics with the measurements from the app now!  |
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"Only available for a 6S upwards so my 6 Plus can't use it
Back to the Lynx can for me
Is that the stubby one?
Yes 
It’s all about the girth sweetheart  "
Yasss  |
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