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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I keep having recurring sex dreams ...
Sounds good right? Well they’re awesome while they are happening but they are always about the same two people....
Ant and Dec! And yes! I have both at once and they’re phenomenal. Leaves me feeling a bit awk when I wake up all damp and sweaty.
Anyone else have a slightly left field sex dream person? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once had a filthy filthy dream about Peter Serafinowicz. I’ve had a bit of a thing for him ever since. "
Had to just google him! Full marks for spelling that name  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not really sex but strange all the same...Kerry Katona taking heart shaped decorations off a xmas tree and throwing them on the floor exclaiming "It's not me, it's you!". "
That’s proper weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I generally don't like sex dreams. I never manage to cum"
Bloody frustrating aren't they?!  Always seem to manage it so the alarm goes off just before...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh christ 
I had a dream last night that I was getting fingered by a work colleague who I don't fancy in the slightest, in a hallway at work a of all places. Then I came on my period and bled all over his hand. |
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"I generally don't like sex dreams. I never manage to cum
Bloody frustrating aren't they?! Always seem to manage it so the alarm goes off just before... "
yeah or something else happens in the dream... prefer to wake up for some fun  |
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I once had a sex dream about one of the apprentice candidates. He wasn't attractive, can't remember his name and all I remember was he was so fucking annoying...I didn't watch the rest of that series. Put me right off lol |
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I very rarely experience dreams of a sexual nature sadly and those scarce few that I have experienced, invariably take a sudden turn for the worst and end as nightmares.
By way of example; I had one some years ago wherein I was performing oral sex on a lady from underneath. Great right? Not so! - For her vagina suddenly grew to gargantuan proportions and started to consume my whole face and head!  |
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