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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.
So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if you only fuck your arse?
Asking for a friend.
We all know you're asking for Bram."
He said my butt plug is too big for him so could he just start with your cock please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a wank and shot cum into my eyeball couldn't see for a good few minutes out of that eye so the "wanking makes you blind" statement appears to have some creditablity"
Ouch!! I feel your pain, it stings like hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if you only fuck your arse?
Asking for a friend.
We all know you're asking for Bram.
He said my butt plug is too big for him so could he just start with your cock please? "
If he buys me dinner. |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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Yes and the optican knows to look at your eyes and there is also a box on your prescription that gets ticked if the deteriation is caused by wanking..
I bet once you left the optican said to the assistant thats another fukin wanker....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes and the optican knows to look at your eyes and there is also a box on your prescription that gets ticked if the deteriation is caused by wanking..
I bet once you left the optican said to the assistant thats another fukin wanker....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you wank me off, is it you that goes blind?.
(As your eyesight is failling it has a slight chance of happening !! )"
Nahhh, think I'd be fine doing it to someone else. It's the self pleasuring that causes the blindness, I must not touch.....I must not touch....I must not touch..... |
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"Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.
So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.
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I can’t see that |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"How funny is that. I've been to opticians today too and have finally succumbed to bisexual glasses.
My prescription is somewhere between Stevie Wonders and Helen Kellers."
You know when it's bad...dogging with a labrador from RNIB/GDFTB |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.
So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.
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I'm getting cataracts in my left eye. I don't want them, can I sell them on EBAY? I've had varifocals, didn't like 'em. Now back to lookers & seers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you wank me off, is it you that goes blind?.
(As your eyesight is failling it has a slight chance of happening !! )
Nahhh, think I'd be fine doing it to someone else. It's the self pleasuring that causes the blindness, I must not touch.....I must not touch....I must not touch....."
Oh ok then, purely for the sake of your eyes I will play with you so you dont have to do it yourself.
Begrudgingly of course and purely for the sake of your sight   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you wank me off, is it you that goes blind?.
(As your eyesight is failling it has a slight chance of happening !! )
Nahhh, think I'd be fine doing it to someone else. It's the self pleasuring that causes the blindness, I must not touch.....I must not touch....I must not touch.....
Oh ok then, purely for the sake of your eyes I will play with you so you dont have to do it yourself.
Begrudgingly of course and purely for the sake of your sight "
What a gent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Legend says that the only way to regain your eyesight is to fuck as many times as you have wanked in your lifetime."
Oh hells bells, I'd better get fucking 24/7 |
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By *m389Man
over a year ago
Magherafelt |
"Legend says that the only way to regain your eyesight is to fuck as many times as you have wanked in your lifetime.
Oh hells bells, I'd better get fucking 24/7 "
I can do shifts with mickybuk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't believe that old story, if God hadn't meant us to wank He'd have given us shorter arms
I could have no arms and would still beat my meat "
Necessity is the mother of invention
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By *m389Man
over a year ago
Magherafelt |
"Don't believe that old story, if God hadn't meant us to wank He'd have given us shorter arms"
Evolution would have given us some other way.
Whether that is making legs more flexible or removing a few bones from our rib cage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been to the opticians and my vision had deteriorated, again, the same as they had last year.
So I think that is solid proof that too much wanking does indeed, make you go blind.
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Sorry I cant see you im blind lol  |
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