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I think my dog Frank is depressed
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I came home to find him looking out the window at the rain, looking like he was in a 1980’s power ballad music video. Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing on the radio, (I leave the radio on to keep him company) so it looked like he was reminising about a lost love or those halcyon days when white dog shit was all the rage.
Cheer up good buddy, I’ll take you for a long walk in the shire.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dogs suffer from depression more than you’d think. He’s needing some attention to feel part of your gang.
Have fish and chips and a beer (obviously pet beer) with him later. I had a black lab years ago that got really down when I went away. He always cheered up after that. |
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Ha ha - God yes, the good old ‘Staring listlessly through a rain drenched window pane’ was a delightful cliche in many an 80’s music video - St Elmo’s Fire (Man In Motion) by John Parr springs to mind by way of example.
Ahhh....they don’t ‘em like that anymore.
.....Instead, now we have the likes of Drake dancing as though suffering from some form of spinal injury....  |
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over a year ago
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"Ha ha - God yes, the good old ‘Staring listlessly through a rain drenched window pane’ was a delightful cliche in many an 80’s music video - St Elmo’s Fire (Man In Motion) by John Parr springs to mind by way of example.
Ahhh....they don’t ‘em like that anymore.
.....Instead, now we have the likes of Drake dancing as though suffering from some form of spinal injury.... "
I’ve heard of this Drake fellow, is he popular in the hippity hoppity world ? |
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Awwww.
Sounds like Frank needs a holiday.
Somewhere warm, all inclusive maybe and a visit to a doggy strip bar, maybe get himself laid out there, and a hefty cuban cigar and single malt afterwards
Chin up Frank, bad days don't last forever. |
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"Frank sounds needy.
I'd replace him with a couple of cats.
I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt. "
My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Frank sounds needy.
I'd replace him with a couple of cats.
I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.
My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee......"
I bought a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall he just sat on her. Rescue cat my Arse. |
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"Frank sounds needy.
I'd replace him with a couple of cats.
I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.
My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee......
I bought a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall he just sat on her. Rescue cat my Arse. "
Baddum tshhhh. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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I saw some white dog pop the others say in London; it must be making a come-back, the capital is alway ahead with new trends.
Get Frank a SAD lamp and an IPod and then record a motivational play list for him - Bat out of Hell does it for me. Also, get him some vitamin D - good luck Frank. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Frank sounds needy.
I'd replace him with a couple of cats.
I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.
My two pinned me to the settee the other day. It was OK while I was watching the footie but a tad awkward when I wanted to get up for a pee......
I bought a rescue cat for my nan, when she had a fall he just sat on her. Rescue cat my Arse.
Baddum tshhhh."
No, the cat is called Captain Tunafeet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.
What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie  
Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?
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Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ?  |
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"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.
What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie
Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?
Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ? "
Look it's not me with the issues of being called Frank it's your poor pooch. Give it a doggy name and it'll perk up a treat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.
What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie
Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?
Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ?
Look it's not me with the issues of being called Frank it's your poor pooch. Give it a doggy name and it'll perk up a treat."
Frank is a cool name for a dog, I was going to call him Dave. |
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"Or maybe it's just because you called him Frank.
What's wrong with Frank. I've a kid called frankie
Oops,poor Frankie,has he got floppy ears and four legs?
Did you have a Frank dump you, cause sounds like you’ve got issues with the name ?
Look it's not me with the issues of being called Frank it's your poor pooch. Give it a doggy name and it'll perk up a treat.
Frank is a cool name for a dog, I was going to call him Dave. "
Poor poor dog. |
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"Frank sounds needy.
I'd replace him with a couple of cats.
I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt. "
Last time you had a cat in your house he caused havoc. Didn’t he leave a present on the door? |
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"I came home to find him looking out the window at the rain, looking like he was in a 1980’s power ballad music video. Adele ‘Someone like you’ was playing on the radio, (I leave the radio on to keep him company) so it looked like he was reminising about a lost love or those halcyon days when white dog shit was all the rage.
Cheer up good buddy, I’ll take you for a long walk in the shire.
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"How is it that animals understand things I do not know, but it is certain that they do understand."
Frances Hodgson Burnett
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Frank sounds needy.
I'd replace him with a couple of cats.
I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.
Last time you had a cat in your house he caused havoc. Didn’t he leave a present on the door? "
Next doors cat Chris, left a poo on my doorstep with a flag in it, that said ‘I will return with back up. All the best Chris X’ |
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"Frank sounds needy.
I'd replace him with a couple of cats.
I can trust Frank, cats would be plotting to over throw me and take control of my yurt.
Last time you had a cat in your house he caused havoc. Didn’t he leave a present on the door?
Next doors cat Chris, left a poo on my doorstep with a flag in it, that said ‘I will return with back up. All the best Chris X’"
You see, Pussy's do have some sentiment after all |
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