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over a year ago
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"Can I choose the spread?
Marmite? I bet that would smart a bit 
Noooooo.... I like Marmite, now your putting me off x"
I love Nutella and Reese... stop tainting my love affair with butt holes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread. "
Can you get bum bleach in Boots ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally like a spread bum hole, not gaping open, just a modest spread.
Love your summer dress photo. You're what wet dreams were made for. "
Thanks Clem, thank you. I do like that dress, it's from newlook about 5 years ago but it washes like a rag, it's been good. |
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"I personally like a spread bum hole, not gaping open, just a modest spread.
Love your summer dress photo. You're what wet dreams were made for.
Thanks Clem, thank you. I do like that dress, it's from newlook about 5 years ago but it washes like a rag, it's been good. "
Summer dresses are my weakness. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread.
Can you get bum bleach in Boots ? "
I've ordered 10 litres of it and some teeth whitening strips on eBay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish everyone who really need it would use a tube of bum bleach. Some horrible rusty sheriffs badges on here. Please stop it. Keep ya undies up and don't spread.
Can you get bum bleach in Boots ?
I've ordered 10 litres of it and some teeth whitening strips on eBay"
Don’t get them muddled up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out. "
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
Wine gums.  "
Change it to green fruit pastilles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa."
Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.
Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!"
Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.
Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!
Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out "
You can't waste good wispa, however if isn't recommend dipping them in tea, or aero, the middle melts too quick and evaporates them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.
Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!
Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out
You can't waste good wispa, however I wouldn't recommend dipping them in tea, or aero, the middle melts too quick and evaporates them. "
Apologies, I'm sleepy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.
Hey, you're not at the a&e desk now, you're amongst friends here!
Damn the time I wasted at A&E if only I’d known someone who would eat it out
You can't waste good wispa, however if isn't recommend dipping them in tea, or aero, the middle melts too quick and evaporates them. "
So no teabagging with a Wispa up my arse then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a different note, i like to use a Ripple as a straw to suck up hot chocolate. "
I’ve not heard it called hot chocolate before. I guess reframing works. If you think it’s chocolate it really is chocolate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa."
Careless Wispa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning
Even better is sticking a twirl up a guys arse and eating it out.
I once got a Wispa stuck up my arse while trying to sit on my sofa.
Careless Wispa"
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
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"Depends on the owner. Kylie minogue, turn on. Tony Blair, turn off.
Even Kylie doesn’t work for me....shudder x
She could shit on a plate and I'd eat it. "
Is eating plates not a bit silly and dangerous?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me if Im with a woman and she grabs her arse cheeks and pulls them apart then yes I’m all for that, same applies in pics... but the key is I have to be sexually attracted to her in the first place. If you’re a minger then no thanks.
If it’s Keith from hull who’s variation of pics includes cock with tv remotes, cock with lynx cans and showing his hairy ring, then you can fuck right off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me if Im with a woman and she grabs her arse cheeks and pulls them apart then yes I’m all for that, same applies in pics... but the key is I have to be sexually attracted to her in the first place. If you’re a minger then no thanks.
If it’s Keith from hull who’s variation of pics includes cock with tv remotes, cock with lynx cans and showing his hairy ring, then you can fuck right off"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing like a gaping asshole with your cup of tea in the morning "
Mmmmm...so classy..a gaping arsehole resembling the Mersey tunnel...
No..not a good look.  |
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A random spread cheeked pic really isn't for me, but get my FB on his knees with his beautiful pert cheeks up in the air, I practically salivate.
So I'd say it's definitely situational whether it's a turn on or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... turn on or off ... discuss
I’ve got Spreading Bumholes first album, but they went down the pan after that.
You win the internets today Tame! "
Thanks mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of people saying it's a turn off but they like enjoy rimming You'll lick or have it licked but don't want to look at them? Or am I missing something?"
I was thinking the exact same thing..
I love when a woman spreads her cheeks
Not really a fan of the gaping circle though |
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"A lot of people saying it's a turn off but they like enjoy rimming You'll lick or have it licked but don't want to look at them? Or am I missing something?"
In the heat of the moment... licking there can be sensual and sexy... whereas seeing a random strangers gaping hole... isn’t a turn on |
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