So.....I have a bit of OCD and point blank refuse to crap in a public toilet.
What are your thoughts on these germ ridden, shit stained holes?
Do you mind using them or else would you prefer to hold it in until you get home?
Do you have any special techniques for using public toilets such as papering the seat or else have you perfected the magical art of levitation above the bowl?
Pray, please do reveal all....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id happily shit in a hole in the ground made by a bear"
Could I tempt you to shit through a hole in the balcony down to pigs snuffling about below? 
True story  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Oh I can’t cope with using public toilets and will only go if I’m desperate. It’s a nightmare for me .... germs! I will only open the door open with my elbow or side of my arm. I barely touch the lock and I don’t sit down. I used toilet roll to press down the flusher and I use toilet roll to open the door. I wash my hands but then I open the door to the toilets with a hand towel or I will just use my pinky finger to open it and then I use alcohol hand rub once I’m out. It’s just not straightforward |
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"Id happily shit in a hole in the ground made by a bear
Could I tempt you to shit through a hole in the balcony down to pigs snuffling about below?
True story "
when u gotta go you gotta go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Public toilets in north wales are very clean..
Well the ones where i live are anyway..i dont use them but have been reliably informed that they are kept cleaner than the ones at my sons school |
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I use whatever I need when I need it. if its too dirty (and I have a job where I often come around dirty ones) I hover. have alcohol gel in my work bag when its really bad
but I wouldn't hold back just because its not my own loo... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive never understood hovering or shoving bog roll everywhere.
Just wipe and sit. How many germs do ya think are gonna be absorbed by your ass cheeks? Dont rub ya holes on it and you'll be alright im sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive never understood hovering or shoving bog roll everywhere.
Just wipe and sit. How many germs do ya think are gonna be absorbed by your ass cheeks? Dont rub ya holes on it and you'll be alright im sure"
That made me smile "Dont rub ya holes on it and you'll be alright" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This is all nothing.. Until you've experienced living in a small house with 7 others and 1 toilet only.. Which was occupied for a long time and you really needed to go.. What would you do? |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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Doesnt really bother me but since taking new medication for diabetes I seem to have developed the bladder of a race horse... When I need a wee I REALLY need a wee.
I found a fab App for finding public loos nearby it's called Where is Public Toilet. It show all loos in your area, including details of disabled loos, parking nearby, if you have to pay and the ability to rate them if they are rotten or exceptional. |
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Not many festival attendees posting in here Glastonbury long drops are a sight and smell to behold on a warm day... This year at Boomtown a girl was actually trying to retrieve her phone she had dropped into a composting toilet  basically a wheelie bin full of piss, shit, loo roll and a sprinkling of sawdust... Not sure if she was successful or not. porta loos at festivals tend to be the worst... Most of these problems are caused by people who are too precious to use the toilets like they would use the toilet in their own homes... You can't shit all over a toilet seat if you're sat on it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I can’t cope with using public toilets and will only go if I’m desperate. It’s a nightmare for me .... germs! I will only open the door open with my elbow or side of my arm. I barely touch the lock and I don’t sit down. I used toilet roll to press down the flusher and I use toilet roll to open the door. I wash my hands but then I open the door to the toilets with a hand towel or I will just use my pinky finger to open it and then I use alcohol hand rub once I’m out. It’s just not straightforward "
Yep this! ^^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So.....I have a bit of OCD and point blank refuse to crap in a public toilet.
What are your thoughts on these germ ridden, shit stained holes?
Do you mind using them or else would you prefer to hold it in until you get home?
Do you have any special techniques for using public toilets such as papering the seat or else have you perfected the magical art of levitation above the bowl?
Pray, please do reveal all.... "
I'm scared to say, considering you have described them to be portals of hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Having visited the Middle East more than once and being forced to use their squat toilets, and American bases and their not having cubicles around the pans, I have no issue with our public toilets, though I’ll still paper the seat! |
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