Best opening liner

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s your best opening one liner that’s works for you

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat me

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve abducted one of your relatives; If you ever want to see them again, meet me in an hour!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life is a merry go round so fancy a ride on my cock

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *r_BlueEyesMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Eat me"

Straight to the point. Sure there's a high success rate haha

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I’m Fabulous and Bearded.....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like a cup of tea?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do u mind if i put my willy in ur bumhole honeybunny

By *airyfatmanMan over a year ago

by 'ere

"Life is a merry go round so fancy a ride on my cock

That actually worked??