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"The usual please" Single or double spiced rum? | |||
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"Oh definitely me What a day " What can I get you lovely? | |||
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"Can i have a glass of rioja please" Large Rioja coming your way | |||
"Hmm it’s early so I’ll start with a G&T please " A large G&T? | |||
"It’s friday, the bar is open, who fancies a drink? "I would, your just far off . . 
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"Sex on the beach please - large " I'll help you with that, is there a beach in Hull? | |||
"Oh definitely me What a day What can I get you lovely? " Decisions decisions Gin and lemonade I think - I need a sweet kick | |||
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"I’ll have a cloudy cider please and what ever you would like "Coming right up and I’ll have a spiced rum and cola thanks | |||
"The usual please Single or double spiced rum? " Just give me the bottle it's my birthday! | |||
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"Sex on the beach please - large " Enjoy  | |||
"Finally, may I have a piñacolada? "Of course you may | |||
"Sex on the beach please - large Enjoy "Cheers lovely - have one yourself x | |||
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"Oh definitely me What a day What can I get you lovely? Decisions decisions Gin and lemonade I think - I need a sweet kick " Coming right up | |||
"Finally, may I have a piñacolada?
Of course you may "Mmmm delicious. Thank you lovely | |||
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"Hmm it’s early so I’ll start with a G&T please A large G&T? "A large stiff one please  | |||
"Forgot my ID SOZ" It’s okay just show me your cock and I’ll make an exception  | |||
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a glass of fizz please | |||
"The usual please Single or double spiced rum? Just give me the bottle it's my birthday!" Okay then, demanding much!  | |||
"Diet Cola please "Coming right up lovely, come sit with me | |||
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"Friday beer tastes the best " Of course it does | |||
"I’ll have a cloudy cider please and what ever you would like
Coming right up and I’ll have a spiced rum and cola thanks "Thank you very much dear | |||
"Can we have slippery nipples for shots "Definitely | |||
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"Cuba Libre please" Coming up, a classic | |||
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"Hello lovely a glass of fizz please "Any specific fizz? | |||
"Just a soft drink for me please, I'm driving in a couple of hours " Coming up, have fun later | |||
"JD and please "JD and cola  | |||
"Cuba Libre please" I asked for a Cuba Libre North of the wall once, they had to go and Google it
Nice profile pic btw. | |||
"Can I have an ice pack and a cider please "Pint of cider here and not sure what you need the ice pack for?  | |||
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"Hello lovely a glass of fizz please
Any specific fizz? "Make it an expensive one | |||
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"It wasn't even five!
"It's five somewhere | |||
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"Just got in from work and could really drink a pink gin please" Pink gin coming right up | |||
"It wasn't even five!
"It was 5 somewhere in the world! | |||
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"Hello lovely a glass of fizz please
Any specific fizz?
Make it an expensive one "Of course | |||
"Is it possible to have a pint of coors and a climax explosion please x " Yep  | |||
"Diet Cola please
Coming right up lovely, come sit with me "With you....I'd rather have you sit on me.... but this will do for now | |||
"Us please ! I’ll have the usual and L wants a penis colada with flashlight ice cubes. One for yourself as always sexy dark haired barmaid "Coming up and you are too kind | |||
"Can I have an ice pack and a cider please
Pint of cider here and not sure what you need the ice pack for? "Pm'd you  | |||
"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx" As long as I can drink it off your chest! | |||
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"Diet Cola please
Coming right up lovely, come sit with me
With you....I'd rather have you sit on me.... but this will do for now "Oh my face will be available later | |||
"Large GnT please!!! "Coming right up | |||
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"Is it possible to have a pint of coors and a climax explosion please x Yep ". Many thanks x | |||
"Large GnT please!!!
Coming right up "So kind ....... don’t forget the garnishes | |||
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"I will take a pint please . Thank you x" Pint coming up | |||
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"A large white wine please x "Of course x | |||
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"The weekend is here and the diet can do one. Rum and ginger ale please! "Hmmm sounds delicious, here you go | |||
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"Large g&t for me.. need it after this week. Maybe a shot of tequila too." Both coming right up | |||
"Carlsberg please" Coming up | |||
"A was thinking it's a bit early for a g&t. What do you think SB?" Never too early LL, a large one coming up | |||
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"Can I have a strong Belgium bottled beer, Duvel , maybe as an apperitif ?" Yes of course you can | |||
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"Thanks. Looks around bar. Nice bar you have here. Quaffs beer like a fool. Can I now have a pint of your finest IPA landlady please?" Of course you may and thanks | |||
"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest! "Of course, need a straw or are you going to lick it? | |||
"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest!
Of course, need a straw or are you going to lick it? "Oh I’ll lick it  | |||
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"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out "Large one coming up | |||
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"Feel like a cocktail.......surprise me please "Woo woo - one of my faves | |||
"A was thinking it's a bit early for a g&t. What do you think SB? Never too early LL, a large one coming up "Thank you! That's what I thought, I just needed someone to tell me  x | |||
"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest!
Of course, need a straw or are you going to lick it?
Oh I’ll lick it "Wahooooooooey! | |||
"A was thinking it's a bit early for a g&t. What do you think SB? Never too early LL, a large one coming up
Thank you! That's what I thought, I just needed someone to tell me x"Hehe you can always rely on me xx | |||
"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest!
Of course, need a straw or are you going to lick it?
Oh I’ll lick it
Wahooooooooey! " just like last weekend | |||
"The weekend is here and the diet can do one. Rum and ginger ale please!
Hmmm sounds delicious, here you go "Thank you lovely x | |||
"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest!
Of course, need a straw or are you going to lick it?
Oh I’ll lick it
Wahooooooooey!
just like last weekend " such fun | |||
"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out
Large one coming up "Ooo, a large one, even better | |||
"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out
Large one coming up
Ooo, a large one, even better "I aim to please | |||
"As I'm not working tonight, I think I'll have myself a large GnT with crushed lime please xx As long as I can drink it off your chest!
Of course, need a straw or are you going to lick it?
Oh I’ll lick it
Wahooooooooey!
just like last weekend
such fun "Indeed it was and I didn’t spill a drop! | |||
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"Big jug of purple rain from weatherspoons that some can pour for me " Jug of purple rain coming up, you’ll have to make the effort and pour it yourself though! | |||
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"I think I'll have a vodka and orange, it's been a nice day and now it's time to chill out
Large one coming up
Ooo, a large one, even better
I aim to please "You aim well | |||
"Owner calorie real ale ta" Low* damn phone! | |||
"Owner calorie real ale ta Low* damn phone!" Ha I did wonder! Coming up | |||
"Dr. Pepper please barkeep, I’m working "PB that’s rough and I got IPA in especially | |||
"Dr. Pepper please barkeep, I’m working
PB that’s rough and I got IPA in especially "Stick it in ice till next Friday please SB | |||
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"Dr. Pepper please barkeep, I’m working
PB that’s rough and I got IPA in especially
Stick it in ice till next Friday please SB "Of course, will do | |||
"Did i miss happy hour?! Can i have a double brandy please OP!" Coming right up | |||
"Did i miss happy hour?! Can i have a double brandy please OP! Coming right up "Cheers! will be back for another before closing time | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please " Anything in particular I have about 30 | |||
"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30" Bombay sapphire please | |||
"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please " No problem ice lemon? | |||
"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please No problem ice lemon? " no thanks just the bottle will do | |||
"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please No problem ice lemon? no thanks just the bottle will do " Straw ? | |||
"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Anything in particular I have about 30 Bombay sapphire please No problem ice lemon? no thanks just the bottle will do Straw ? " | |||
"Can I have a large glass of rosè wine please "Large glass coming up, sorry about the delay | |||
"Feeling really rather pissed off so bottle of Pernod please xx" Bottle of Pernod if you’d like | |||
"Glass of Rosè please x"Large glass coming your way | |||
"Usual please, Spiced rum & cola, bag of salt and vinegar crisps. Thanks, let the weekend begin." Coming up | |||
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"Feeling really rather pissed off so bottle of Pernod please xx Bottle of Pernod if you’d like "Yes please xx | |||
"G & T please " Double coming your way | |||
"Just pass me a bottle of gin please " Ha here’s a bottle | |||
"Large gin and tonic please "Coming up | |||
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"Just pass me a bottle of gin please Ha here’s a bottle "Much appreciated | |||
"I have been stood up this evening grrr. She was coming round for cocktails and I got the ingredients for all her favourites at huge expense , including ripe fucking mango. Come round for sex on the beach everyone, let’s party." Love sex on the beach xx | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered "JD coming up | |||
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"Large Shiraz please for me "Coming up | |||
"Can I have a very large pornstar martini please, been a tough week x" That bad?! Coming right up x | |||
"Can I have a very large pornstar martini please, been a tough week x That bad?! Coming right up x" Cheers x | |||
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"Large JD and diet with ice please xx" Large JD and diet cola coming right up lovely xx | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered
JD coming up "Leave the bottle there's a love x | |||
"I'd like a mojito and then lots of Sambuca please... "Ohhhhh black sambuca is lush xx | |||
"I'd like a mojito and then lots of Sambuca please...
Ohhhhh black sambuca is lush xx"I like the banana Sambuca | |||
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"I'd like a mojito and then lots of Sambuca please... "Coming up | |||
"Long vodka with a tequila chaser for me please "Of course | |||
"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered
JD coming up
Leave the bottle there's a love x"Of course x | |||
"Johnnie Walker Blue label on two rocks of ice please." Coming right up | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered
JD coming up
Leave the bottle there's a love x
Of course x"I knew there was a reason I loved you | |||
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"Grey goose please barmaid n have one yourself" coming up and thank you very much | |||
"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered
JD coming up
Leave the bottle there's a love x
Of course x
I knew there was a reason I loved you "Ha I have the best ideas! | |||
"A pint of Old Speckled Hen and your phone number please." Pint coming up and it’s 07********* | |||
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"Large KD and cola to go with the one I have in my hand." JD | |||
"Long vodka with a tequila chaser for me please
Of course "Thank you very much lovely lady | |||
"Large KD and cola to go with the one I have in my hand. JD "Coming up, I’d say Bladey has a bottle but the mood he’s in, I doubt he’d share | |||
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"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered
JD coming up
Leave the bottle there's a love x
Of course x
I knew there was a reason I loved you
Ha I have the best ideas! "And I the best friends | |||
"Large KD and cola to go with the one I have in my hand. JD
Coming up, I’d say Bladey has a bottle but the mood he’s in, I doubt he’d share "Not much left | |||
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"Pint of carling " Coming up | |||
"Line em up and keep em comeing. I'm getting hammered
JD coming up
Leave the bottle there's a love x
Of course x
I knew there was a reason I loved you
Ha I have the best ideas!
And I the best friends " | |||
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"Can I have a pink gin and cranberry juice please "Coming up lovely | |||
"I'll have a large pinot grigio please. In fact just leave the bottle if you could "I have a bottle, here you go, let me know if you need another | |||
"A pint of Old Speckled Hen and your phone number please. Pint coming up and it’s 07********* "Your number? It's number one of course. | |||
"Can I have a pink gin and cranberry juice please
Coming up lovely "Thank you | |||
