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Things I've learnt this morning....
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"Chickens eat blueberries " Does it make them lay blue eggs? | |||
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"No one's free on your day off "Or they say they are, then arse around that much you've lost the will to live. | |||
"Chickens eat blueberries Does it make them lay blue eggs?" To early to tell, ill watch out for any | |||
"Belfast is further north than York " Geography was never my strong point either | |||
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"Nothing so far..." There's still time lol | |||
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"Cats like marmite." Try them with Horlicks too, mine used to go mad for that and marmite : ) "Over to you." I learned how to build a software de-esser  | |||
"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x" If it's down the stairs it's easily mistaken for the start of Eastenders | |||
"Cats like marmite. Over to you." You wont believe me but i only learned this morning that cats also like marmite... Its always usefull to know. Maybe its a case of either they love it or they hate it. | |||
"I hate doing the washing " Did you like doing the washing before this morning? | |||
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"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x" Hope you didn't hurt yourself too much. | |||
"Cats like marmite. Over to you." water is wet | |||
"I’ve learned that someone’s up to their old tricks again. "Not one person is going to fall for it then and ask who?? Paul Daniels! Oh well, it was worth a try! | |||
"I’ve learned that someone’s up to their old tricks again.
Not one person is going to fall for it then and ask who??
Paul Daniels!
Oh well, it was worth a try! "is he still alive if so that's his best trick yet | |||
"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x If it's down the stairs it's easily mistaken for the start of Eastenders" That made me laugh out loud (but I probably wouldn't while bouncing down stairs!) | |||
"A husky and an angry swan is not a good combination x " No, not my first choice for a threesome. | |||
"When fat people fall they kind of bounce x If it's down the stairs it's easily mistaken for the start of Eastenders That made me laugh out loud (but I probably wouldn't while bouncing down stairs!)" da da da da da da da | |||
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"Cats like marmite. Try them with Horlicks too, mine used to go mad for that and marmite : ) Over to you. I learned how to build a software de-esser "Blimey! | |||
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"Our stop cock is leaking." Just nip up your packing gland  | |||
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"To take fab with a large pinch of salt "You only learnt that this morning?  | |||
"To take fab with a large pinch of salt
You only learnt that this morning? "I learnt some women are scarey | |||
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"To take fab with a large pinch of salt
You only learnt that this morning? I learnt some women are scarey "I'm a pussycat.... | |||
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"A husky and an angry swan is not a good combination x No, not my first choice for a threesome." I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that, I'd be tipping it out of the keyboard otherwise! | |||
"That you can get a new printer for barely more than a full set of inks! Doesn't seem right?" Yes but its a trade-off. The cheaper the printer the more expensive the cartridges. | |||
"That I'm 1 year older "Ah happy birthday! | |||
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"Bloody squirrels, coming over here, taking our jobs!" Yes and they go for my nuts which are meant for tits. | |||
Peach x | |||
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Makes me wonder how many on fab know people I used to hang around with  | |||
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