I built a Tardis (of sorts) using a builders port-a-loo, a car battery, one of those flashing road side lights (which I ‘procured’ from some road works...) and a wire coat hanger.
Pull the flush and it transports me anywhere in space and time (in my overly vivid imagination at least)  |
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"I built a Tardis (of sorts) using a builders port-a-loo, a car battery, one of those flashing road side lights (which I ‘procured’ from some road works...) and a wire coat hanger.
Pull the flush and it transports me anywhere in space and time (in my overly vivid imagination at least) "
Ah, but when you walk out the door, it's like you are back to a point in time where you did not need the loo!! |
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"I built a Tardis (of sorts) using a builders port-a-loo, a car battery, one of those flashing road side lights (which I ‘procured’ from some road works...) and a wire coat hanger.
Pull the flush and it transports me anywhere in space and time (in my overly vivid imagination at least)
Ah, but when you walk out the door, it's like you are back to a point in time where you did not need the loo!! "
This is true - and as an added bonus, whenever I flush my, um....‘business’ away, it to travels back in time. In fact I’ve just reset the time counter (which I ingeniously fashioned from an old Casio calculator I had laying around) to the year 1856.
With this in mind, I’m actually feeling the sudden urge to empty my bowel once more. .....The Victorian folk are about to receive a very special delivery from the future....  |
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"I built a Tardis (of sorts) using a builders port-a-loo, a car battery, one of those flashing road side lights (which I ‘procured’ from some road works...) and a wire coat hanger.
Pull the flush and it transports me anywhere in space and time (in my overly vivid imagination at least)
Ah, but when you walk out the door, it's like you are back to a point in time where you did not need the loo!!
This is true - and as an added bonus, whenever I flush my, um....‘business’ away, it to travels back in time. In fact I’ve just reset the time counter (which I ingeniously fashioned from an old Casio calculator I had laying around) to the year 1856.
With this in mind, I’m actually feeling the sudden urge to empty my bowel once more. .....The Victorian folk are about to receive a very special delivery from the future.... "
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"I built a Tardis (of sorts) using a builders port-a-loo, a car battery, one of those flashing road side lights (which I ‘procured’ from some road works...) and a wire coat hanger.
Pull the flush and it transports me anywhere in space and time (in my overly vivid imagination at least) "
You have actually built a TURDIS... |
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"I built a Tardis (of sorts) using a builders port-a-loo, a car battery, one of those flashing road side lights (which I ‘procured’ from some road works...) and a wire coat hanger.
Pull the flush and it transports me anywhere in space and time (in my overly vivid imagination at least)
Ah, but when you walk out the door, it's like you are back to a point in time where you did not need the loo!!
This is true - and as an added bonus, whenever I flush my, um....‘business’ away, it to travels back in time. In fact I’ve just reset the time counter (which I ingeniously fashioned from an old Casio calculator I had laying around) to the year 1856.
With this in mind, I’m actually feeling the sudden urge to empty my bowel once more. .....The Victorian folk are about to receive a very special delivery from the future....
Pics? "
I would love to provide you with them but alas! - I have just inadvertently dropped my camera phone down the loo to! 
Not only is this highly inconvenient but it is in fact additionally, potentially catastrophic as regards the integrity of the timeline as we know it; If the Victorians find my phone (which will likely be embedded in the pile of poop I also sent back to them earlier) and were to actually manage to reverse engineer the technology (the phone, not my poop), then our present timeline will be drastically altered as mobiles will have been subsequently invented way back in history. The resulting peripheral temporal effects from this event will be absolutely monumental to put it mildly.
Hmmmm.....thinking about it however, the very fact that I am still typing this message is fortuitously indicative that the aforementioned Victorian folk obviously saw my turd appear and quite logically, chose to steer well clear of it, thus never discovering the thankfully, hidden technology |
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