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over a year ago
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"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.
But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next  "
Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.
But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next
Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?"
Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.
But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next
Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?
Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50? "
Give over, Live a little.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.
But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next
Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?
Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?
Give over, Live a little. "
You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.
...now about those "riches"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.
But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next
Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?
Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?
Give over, Live a little.
You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.
...now about those "riches" "
Only if the rocks are actually Mr Kiplings. 
Busted you totally got me, tho I'm not after your money or your riches but that ACME portable hole.
I'll trade you a game of patty cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.
But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next
Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?
Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?
Give over, Live a little.
You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.
...now about those "riches"
Only if the rocks are actually Mr Kiplings.
Busted you totally got me, tho I'm not after your money or your riches but that ACME portable hole.
I'll trade you a game of patty cake "
ACME portable holes and patty cake? Dear woman you're clearly delirious with a lack of cake
Let me administer. You're past the point where direct ingestion is safe. Instead I'll be needing to smother it liberally over your naked body. Should I reach for the standard sponge or will we be needing the roulade? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake doesn't work. I've tried.
But it will it will I keep telling myself. If not this slice then maybe the next
Have you tried adding icecream, clotted cream and custard?
Did I mention that I'd like to live past 50?
Give over, Live a little.
You're like a bewitchingly beautiful siren luring me onto the rocks I know you're just after my money, fatten me up, bump me off, then live off my riches.
...now about those "riches"
Only if the rocks are actually Mr Kiplings.
Busted you totally got me, tho I'm not after your money or your riches but that ACME portable hole.
I'll trade you a game of patty cake
ACME portable holes and patty cake? Dear woman you're clearly delirious with a lack of cake
Let me administer. You're past the point where direct ingestion is safe. Instead I'll be needing to smother it liberally over your naked body. Should I reach for the standard sponge or will we be needing the roulade? "
As long as you dont get you roulade mixed up with your roulette, we'll be alright. There's only one sort of bang I'm hoping for tonight. |
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