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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi guys, long time listener first time threader. I’m seeking advice on my profile because the clunge isn’t forth coming.
I’ve sent out 28748 messages and got 2 replies, one of those was asking if I knew the best way to get to Margate. Any tips and handy hints you may have would be appreciated.
Kind regards and thanks in advance X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was the other reply?
‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’
Educate and inform "
It was wood chip from Homebase. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.  "
Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits 
I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20."
You could use your penis as a homing beacon  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits
I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20.
You could use your penis as a homing beacon "
I can find water with it and which way is due North, it’s very handy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits
I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20.
You could use your penis as a homing beacon
I can find water with it and which way is due North, it’s very handy."
It's the Swiss army knives of penises. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"A pic of a woman swiveling on your penis, as proof that it fits
I’ll ask that women who is lost on the M20.
You could use your penis as a homing beacon
I can find water with it and which way is due North, it’s very handy.
It's the Swiss army knives of penises."
Oooh multi use, I like  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.
Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38.
Where's the A38? I only know the A391? "
It’s a bit of tarmac that has these fast moving metal box things on it. Rumour has these metal boxes go as far as Yeovil, but this is yet to be confirmed. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.
Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38.
Where's the A38? I only know the A391?
It’s a bit of tarmac that has these fast moving metal box things on it. Rumour has these metal boxes go as far as Yeovil, but this is yet to be confirmed."
Oh right, what do the funny white lines do then? Do they make the wheeled boxes go faster to the mythical Yeovil ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have Exeter on your profile. Way too far and I'd only get lost, soz.
Exeter is the nearest city, I’m actually in a yurt a stones throw from the A38.
Where's the A38? I only know the A391?
It’s a bit of tarmac that has these fast moving metal box things on it. Rumour has these metal boxes go as far as Yeovil, but this is yet to be confirmed.
Oh right, what do the funny white lines do then? Do they make the wheeled boxes go faster to the mythical Yeovil ? "
We will never know, but we can merely speculate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was the other reply?
‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’"
I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was the other reply?
‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’
I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do?"
No, it shows a lady of class and distinction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was the other reply?
‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’
I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do?
No, it shows a lady of class and distinction. "
You have wallpaper that shows a lady of class and distinction? Can I see it please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What was the other reply?
‘The wallpaper in the back ground behind your limp cock, is that Laura Ashley or B and Q essentials ?’
I often ask about background wallpaper, is this a bad thing to do?
No, it shows a lady of class and distinction.
You have wallpaper that shows a lady of class and distinction? Can I see it please "
Certainly Homebase third aisle on the left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi guys, long time listener first time threader. I’m seeking advice on my profile because the clunge isn’t forth coming.
I’ve sent out 28748 messages and got 2 replies, one of those was asking if I knew the best way to get to Margate. Any tips and handy hints you may have would be appreciated.
Kind regards and thanks in advance X "
If I had sent that many emails Id be glued to my computer for well over a year  |
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