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Treat her with respect guys !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

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By *ensualgent38Man over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Breathes through his ears"

Fab veri bingo win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

"I want to keep him/her to myself". Not really grasped the concept of this have they!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they go in to full blown graphic porno mode

I want to find out for myself thanks not read about how hard they make you cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Breathes through his ears"

Fab veri bingo win

It’s been at least a few hours since there was a verification thread, thought I better start one !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

We know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

Best blow job sucks like a Dyson.

Behave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

We know

But I’m a lovely cunt though !

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it? "

Nope, only time I had one with that in it was written out of genuine concern because of the way someone was treating me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Sucks like a pro”

Classy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best iv seen was can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

Yeah it is pretty cringe worthy, as are the porno style graphic ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it? "

Yes, people either treat others with respect or they don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

‘As she unleashed my massive sea serpent from its cave, she gasped in ore at its majestic beauty.’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can I say"

I don't know, you tell us!

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

She squirted for fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dyson thing i mean im old school i think henry and henrietta were best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The dyson thing i mean im old school i think henry and henrietta were best"

There used to be a man in the chatrooms who did interesting things with a henry hoover

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"The dyson thing i mean im old school i think henry and henrietta were best"

I'm all about the roomba, we need to move on with the times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The dyson thing i mean im old school i think henry and henrietta were best

There used to be a man in the chatrooms who did interesting things with a henry hoover

Ah erm er hmmmm nooooooooooo

Childhood memorys destroyed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

AS IF.

You Read profiles?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

AS IF.

You Read profiles?!!!

Haha no, I look at all the shiny pictures of boobs and bums, they’re my Favorite.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I want a slut that can’t get enough! Earn that respect bitch!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I want a slut that can’t get enough! Earn that respect bitch!

Is that a veri or a request

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

Biggest myth of fab ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one has ever said that about me

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I want a slut that can’t get enough! Earn that respect bitch!

Is that a veri or a request

Have you applied for the job in writing?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I want a slut that can’t get enough! Earn that respect bitch!

Is that a veri or a request

Have you applied for the job in writing?

The CV is in the post

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Don't pass this one by!"

Oh well I was going to go for the next guy but since you insist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Don't pass this one by!"

Oh well I was going to go for the next guy but since you insist. "

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

""Don't pass this one by!"

Oh well I was going to go for the next guy but since you insist. "

I have seen that on some webcam verifications and thought it’s not like you have really met him, you have just watched him blow his beans, he might just be an excellent wanker but no skills in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When it’s a couple with straight guy, the male half is always laid back and the best guy in the entire world

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

Its the sheep effect!

It must ruin the meet for anyone that wants to treat her like dog shit.....

Baaa baa baaaaa baa baaaaa baa baaaa baaaa baaa baaaaa ba baa baaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaa baaa baaaaa ba ba baaa baa baaaaaaa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

Where this guy? I need him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its the sheep effect!

It must ruin the meet for anyone that wants to treat her like dog shit.....

Baaa baa baaaaa baa baaaaa baa baaaa baaaa baaa baaaaa ba baa baaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaa baaa baaaaa ba ba baaa baa baaaaaaa.

And fuck me, there are some sheep on this site!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

Where this guy? I need him

What for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?"

U told mee mine tasted of opal fruits

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?"

Or he had such a suckable cock. Wtf makes a cock suckable or not suckable?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

Where this guy? I need him

What for? "

She has some guttering that needs unblocking obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?"

Been told Mine tastes like Banana.. I’ve a verification to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it? "

Totally. Someone put something similar on a recent one and I almost asked him to remove it, but..

It was well meant and life is too short.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?"

Nope I don’t find them tasting of anything either....

I’d be suggesting to get it looked at if she’s finding it tasty

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?"

I always dip mine in Nutella

(saves having to wash it after anal too

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

‘As she unleashed my massive sea serpent from its cave, she gasped in ore at its majestic beauty.’

Totally putting that in my next veri.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

"I want to keep him/her to myself". Not really grasped the concept of this have they!"

I wouldn’t display a veri that said that. It’s just sounds so wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?"

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?"

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Nope I don’t find them tasting of anything either....

I’d be suggesting to get it looked at if she’s finding it tasty

Why if they said it tastes nice. All cocks have a taste to them. Pre cum, soap from being washed, sweat/musk from the day to day grind, aftershave (met someone once who sprayed deodorant on his before we met. Made my tongue go numb!)

Perhaps those that can't taste them have something wrong with them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'She's a keeper'

Hmm, really? On fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not to be missed"

Embarrassingly explicit.

Self praise...is no recommendation.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""Don't pass this one by!"

Oh well I was going to go for the next guy but since you insist. "

Actually that one does make me run - it's like "Well he's not good enough to ever fuck me again but give the poor guy a shag won't you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Nope I don’t find them tasting of anything either....

I’d be suggesting to get it looked at if she’s finding it tasty

Perhaps those that can't taste them have something wrong with them? "

I can assure you there is nothing wrong with me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Nope I don’t find them tasting of anything either....

I’d be suggesting to get it looked at if she’s finding it tasty

Perhaps those that can't taste them have something wrong with them?

I can assure you there is nothing wrong with me

I'm sure there isnt

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

Have you been reading Fabulous and Bearded's veris?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

Now if you’d have said fruit mentos I’d have jumped on it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

Now if you’d have said fruit mentos I’d have jumped on it..

As long as its not feet first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

You must only meet older women. Young ones would be wtf is an opal fruit. Staaaaarburst!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

You must only meet older women. Young ones would be wtf is an opal fruit. Staaaaarburst!"

Im guessing marathons dont exist either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her photos don't do her justice"

Translates to, you look a bit of a minger in your photos, but I'm desperate, and happy I didn't recoil in horror when you opened the door.

Probably stick to the first one next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

You must only meet older women. Young ones would be wtf is an opal fruit. Staaaaarburst!

Im guessing marathons dont exist either

What colour opal fruit are we talking here. Don’t like the green ones. Love the red ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

You must only meet older women. Young ones would be wtf is an opal fruit. Staaaaarburst!"

I suppose if I offered you a Treet, you'd misread the situation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

Where this guy? I need him

What for? "

So I can find out what an orgasm is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

You must only meet older women. Young ones would be wtf is an opal fruit. Staaaaarburst!

Im guessing marathons dont exist either

What colour opal fruit are we talking here. Don’t like the green ones. Love the red ones "

Its one of those suck it and see kind of things like opening a pack of revels

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By *eedsmale36Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?"

I piss skittles “ taste the rainbow”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Or ‘suckable cock’. Doesn’t that just basically mean not diseased and clean? What else would make a cock suckable?

That its made to make your mouth water just like my opal fruit tasting cock

Now if you’d have said fruit mentos I’d have jumped on it..

Or haribo tangfastics yeah I’d be on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'She's a keeper'

Hmm, really? On fab?

She’s a keeper, she was wearing gloves and had a number on her back.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"'She's a keeper'

Hmm, really? On fab?

She’s a keeper, she was wearing gloves and had a number on her back. "

Or she mucks out the giraffes at the zoo

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it? "

It winds me right up when I read that. I don’t need to be told how to behave towards a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it’s built in concern for most guys. Like telling your kids to be careful when they go out. It means nothing but there is sentiment behind it.

Still patronising though

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it?

It winds me right up when I read that. I don’t need to be told how to behave towards a woman.

Maybe you don't but some clearly do.

But like how I don't need to be told a snickers may contain nuts but it's written on the wrapper. Not everything written is aimed at the person reading it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

Love it

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

‘Turns up on time’....gets my goat does this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, it grinds my gears too.

I just assume they're cunts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had me cumming in no time

Fuck off

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Ladies don’t pass him by....

Ridiculous.....

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

"treat her with respect" is code for "it's worth putting up with her needy attitude cause she lets you do whatever you want in the bedroom".

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

""treat her with respect" is code for "it's worth putting up with her needy attitude cause she lets you do whatever you want in the bedroom"."

You think so do you? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

"I want to keep him/her to myself". Not really grasped the concept of this have they!"

Knobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""treat her with respect" is code for "it's worth putting up with her needy attitude cause she lets you do whatever you want in the bedroom"."

He’s cracked the code !

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By *ickyRoosterMan over a year ago

Uppendown

"If you get the chance don't pass her by".

Always conjures up images of the lady lying on the bed giving it her best 'come hither' look and me rushing past (white rabbit style) saying 'Sorry, just passing through'.

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

Ha, brilliant thread. I think all of my pet peeves are listed and the one above is possibly the most annoying - the verification that is a self verification. “First I made her cum with my 8” cock then I did the same with my tongue”. Worse still, why would you display that?

The one that hasn’t been listed as yet - has a cock/arse/boobs/etc to “die for”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If you get the chance don't pass her by".

Always conjures up images of the lady lying on the bed giving it her best 'come hither' look and me rushing past (white rabbit style) saying 'Sorry, just passing through'."

i like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“I want to say she was rubbish so I can keep her all to myself ha ha” - how original!

The self-promoting veris make me smile. “She orgasmed again and again as I pumped her with my 12 inch love missile ..” - yeah we’ll done dude!

The one that hasn’t been listed as yet - has a cock/arse/boobs/etc to “die for”"

Then you look at his profile and it’s 5” at best, downhill with the wind behind it.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"#youknowwhoyouare"

I've read that on "someone's" verification too.

#youknowwhoimeanF&B

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"When it’s a couple with straight guy, the male half is always laid back and the best guy in the entire world "

Of course I am I've just watched him fuck my wife

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By *ittlemisscherrypopWoman over a year ago

south cheshire

Always hide the ones that make me look like a whore...

Like my meets to make that assessment for themselves!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *arried Slut PennyWoman over a year ago

Bolton

I don't mind that one, because I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

Best cocksucker ever. The guy probably writes the same thing in every verification he does.

This woman is a keeper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No one has ever said that about me

Meet me and I will write a verification saying it lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The dyson thing i mean im old school i think henry and henrietta were best

There used to be a man in the chatrooms who did interesting things with a henry hoover

I remember him. strange dude.

There was also a guy who used to go in chat that was obsessed with women drying their hair. Even if it wasn't wet lol. If a woman was on cam he would ask if she had a hairdryer. If she said yes he would ask her to get it and blow dry her hair.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Best tits/arse/cock/elbows on Fab. Doesn't disappoint.

Well I am disappointed. Nobody even replies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a really tasty cock

Is it only me that thinks cocks don't really taste of anything?

Nope I don’t find them tasting of anything either....

I’d be suggesting to get it looked at if she’s finding it tasty

Sometimes cocks taste of cheese lol.

Being serious a couple once posted on the forums they arranged a meet with a single guy. Everything was going ok. Then he got his cock out and it stunk of smelly cheese. WTF? A couple arranges a meet with you and you turn up with an unwashed dirty smelling cock? Of course, the couple asked him to leave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

She is the sexiest woman on Fab. She is the sexiest woman on fab until the next woman he meets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once go a verification on an old profile from a woman. It read something like "This guy is a really nice guy. Very genuine and funny. I had a great time with him. Don't miss the chance to meet him lol.

We met a couple of times.

I was too afraid to ask her what the lol was there for at the end. I wondered if it was a secret code to warn people her verification was a joke and not to meet me.

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By *orthern BeardMan over a year ago

Preston

Left her looking like a glazed donut ???????

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By *ittlemisscherrypopWoman over a year ago

south cheshire

The best is “never fails to disappoint”....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The best is “never fails to disappoint”...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

Best cocksucker ever. The guy probably writes the same thing in every verification he does.

This woman is a keeper. "

She wears gloves and stands between two posts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going into full blown detail of the meet, sucks like a Dyson or i want to keep him/her to myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Took a pounding from my huge cock'

says more about the verifier I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going into full blown detail of the meet, sucks like a Dyson or i want to keep him/her to myself

Haha I'm more of a shark vacuum man myself. Better pick up than my old Dyson!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, what can I say..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ones that amuse me are the ones that seemingly verify themselves.

This kinda thing ...

'"Great meet. From the get go, she couldn't keep her hands off my body and was on my rock hard 8 inch cock within minutes. I loved watching her trying to get my girth in her mouth. I pumped her so hard that I made her gush and after an hour of fucking, she took my big load all over her tits"

OK mate, enough about you

Anything to add about the person you met ?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""Her photos don't do her justice"

Translates to, you look a bit of a minger in your photos, but I'm desperate, and happy I didn't recoil in horror when you opened the door.

Probably stick to the first one next time

Gee, thanks, I've had those veris

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"The ones that amuse me are the ones that seemingly verify themselves.

This kinda thing ...

OK mate, enough about you

Anything to add about the person you met ?"

Yes

Don’t pass her by

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucks like a dyson always makes me laugh had ateacher called mr dyson

I never realised he was fab straight

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* amusing thread *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sucks like a dyson always makes me laugh had ateacher called mr dyson

I never realised he was fab straight

When I see that I always think surely sucking like a dyson can’t be that nice! In my experience (which of course is very limited

) sucking like a dyson or trying to suck a golf ball out of a hosepipe isn’t really what men are looking for. Although I could be wrong. I’m sure you men can enlighten me.

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

""Breathes through his ears"

Fab veri bingo win

At least that one is spelled correctly. Even worse than this: “Breath through my ears..”

And yes, the “treat her with respect” gets on my tits too... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a woman "sucks like a Dyson" would a guy "suck like a Henry"? And ladies what comparison would you make for a guys oral technique? Finish the sentence..

"ate me like....."

"licked me like...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a woman "sucks like a Dyson" would a guy "suck like a Henry"? And ladies what comparison would you make for a guys oral technique? Finish the sentence..

"ate me like....."

"licked me like...." "

Ate me like a fat girl eats cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a woman "sucks like a Dyson" would a guy "suck like a Henry"? And ladies what comparison would you make for a guys oral technique? Finish the sentence..

"ate me like....."

"licked me like...."

Ate me like a fat girl eats cake "

I did actually laugh out loud there.

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By *eedsmale36Man over a year ago

Leeds

"What other verification cliche get on your tits ?

“Slammed her like a taxi door” I think that’s a good thing yeah ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A respectful amount of my load

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it? "

Maybe because not all guys treat ladies with respect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sucks like a dyson always makes me laugh had ateacher called mr dyson

I never realised he was fab straight

When I see that I always think surely sucking like a dyson can’t be that nice! In my experience (which of course is very limited

) sucking like a dyson or trying to suck a golf ball out of a hosepipe isn’t really what men are looking for. Although I could be wrong. I’m sure you men can enlighten me. "
il let you know soon enough

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By *he riverdeep69Couple over a year ago

North west ish

Don't pass him by ladies - (he's a shite shag and I'm never going there again)

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘So.....I pissed all over the bitch’s face and then shoved my thumb up her arsehole and the dirty whore moaned and loved every minute of it.

Be sure to treat her with respect guys.’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x"

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"‘So.....I pissed all over the bitch’s face and then shoved my thumb up her arsehole and the dirty whore moaned and loved every minute of it.

Be sure to treat her with respect guys.’"

. I prefer your useless random facts and stats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Left her looking like a painters radio

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By *irkydirkyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Turned up on time. i.e thank fuck that’s over

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

I have a 'treat her with respect or else...' type veri from a social meet from my very early days on Fab

I've always kept it hidden because of the threatening tone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was asked recently to include "treat him with respect" in somebody's verification by his friend as a joke. I really dislike those words, but I did it and he has no idea why I was asked?

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip."

What last comment? Sorry I went to bed I can only handle so much tedium

You mentioned cunt , I thought it was a word association game xxx

But no on a serious note, the ladies do suggest there are a number of men who are just big cocks , I'm glad you're listening to a suggestion to counter your urges x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of them are 'code' .... won't spill the beans but you can politely suggest people run a mile in a well worded veri lol

I always laugh at 'cannot acvommodate cannot travel' how the Hell is that going to work??? Bus stop. Back of bike sheds. Field. Ditch????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As wet as an otters pocket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

''She's my number one''

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip.

What last comment? Sorry I went to bed I can only handle so much tedium

You mentioned cunt , I thought it was a word association game xxx

But no on a serious note, the ladies do suggest there are a number of men who are just big cocks , I'm glad you're listening to a suggestion to counter your urges x"

I see your last meet was over a year ago, lol. Hannah Solo who you may have seen around the forums, is currently staying at mine. She would have commented on your comment, but she’s on ‘holiday’ again and besides her hands are busy.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Can't wait to see her again....looks under bed nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

''Sucked like a pro''

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it? "

Yes ... insert insult here

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip.

What last comment? Sorry I went to bed I can only handle so much tedium

You mentioned cunt , I thought it was a word association game xxx

But no on a serious note, the ladies do suggest there are a number of men who are just big cocks , I'm glad you're listening to a suggestion to counter your urges x

Generally I like to be discreet about my meets , and prefer not to talk about them in the forums x treat her with respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip.

What last comment? Sorry I went to bed I can only handle so much tedium

You mentioned cunt , I thought it was a word association game xxx

But no on a serious note, the ladies do suggest there are a number of men who are just big cocks , I'm glad you're listening to a suggestion to counter your urges x

Generally I like to be discreet about my meets , and prefer not to talk about them in the forums x treat her with respect

Yadda, yadda. But you don’t mind asking other people about who they’ve met, in the forums. Respect ? Lack of.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Veri where the person bigs themselves up, rather than the one they met. For example.." I made her cum so many times the bed was soaked". Those make me eye roll.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Veri where the person bigs themselves up, rather than the one they met. For example.." I made her cum so many times the bed was soaked". Those make me eye roll. "

''She kept misbehaving''

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip.

What last comment? Sorry I went to bed I can only handle so much tedium

You mentioned cunt , I thought it was a word association game xxx

But no on a serious note, the ladies do suggest there are a number of men who are just big cocks , I'm glad you're listening to a suggestion to counter your urges x

Generally I like to be discreet about my meets , and prefer not to talk about them in the forums x treat her with respect

Yadda, yadda. But you don’t mind asking other people about who they’ve met, in the forums. Respect ? Lack of.

Ffs ya pair of old biddies!! Come and join my happy thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Not to be missed"

Embarrassingly explicit.

Self praise...is no recommendation. "

Yet one of your veris says "don't miss out on her chaps"

, does it really matter what is written?

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip.

What last comment? Sorry I went to bed I can only handle so much tedium

You mentioned cunt , I thought it was a word association game xxx

But no on a serious note, the ladies do suggest there are a number of men who are just big cocks , I'm glad you're listening to a suggestion to counter your urges x

Generally I like to be discreet about my meets , and prefer not to talk about them in the forums x treat her with respect

Yadda, yadda. But you don’t mind asking other people about who they’ve met, in the forums. Respect ? Lack of.

Oh bless you

you took my flippant quip to heart

In one gym thread you repeatedly and flippanty enjoyed taking the piss with quips

Do you even lift though bru

How much you bench bru ?

On another

You quip

I think I will become type two diabetic

I think I'll become lactose intolerant

I'm sure your childish brain and some others had a big grin , however to others it is just a childish side swipe

I made no reference to who you have met bru ,or care I was being hilariously flippant

Aw was ego hurt so big man had to tell world he has meet xxx

I do lift

And I respect a persons food choices

I also don't care if a man can't meet or has thousands and I certainly have no interest in telling anyone who when or if I meet or the reasons why xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !

Yes they have obviously seen you on the forums

But do you even meet bro x

Oh, are you still hurting from my last comment. No I don’t meet anyone, I’m a figment of your imagination. Now put your jealous away and toddle pip.

What last comment? Sorry I went to bed I can only handle so much tedium

You mentioned cunt , I thought it was a word association game xxx

But no on a serious note, the ladies do suggest there are a number of men who are just big cocks , I'm glad you're listening to a suggestion to counter your urges x

Generally I like to be discreet about my meets , and prefer not to talk about them in the forums x treat her with respect

Yadda, yadda. But you don’t mind asking other people about who they’ve met, in the forums. Respect ? Lack of.

Oh bless you

you took my flippant quip to heart

In one gym thread you repeatedly and flippanty enjoyed taking the piss with quips

Do you even lift though bru

How much you bench bru ?

On another

You quip

I think I will become type two diabetic

I think I'll become lactose intolerant

I'm sure your childish brain and some others had a big grin , however to others it is just a childish side swipe

I made no reference to who you have met bru ,or care I was being hilariously flippant

Aw was ego hurt so big man had to tell world he has meet xxx

I do lift

And I respect a persons food choices

I also don't care if a man can't meet or has thousands and I certainly have no interest in telling anyone who when or if I meet or the reasons why xxx

You’re clearly stalking me and following me around the forums. And could your jealously be any more transparent.

I’m bored of you now. So I won’t reply to your next lame quip or novel. Later bro x

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"If a woman "sucks like a Dyson" would a guy "suck like a Henry"? And ladies what comparison would you make for a guys oral technique? Finish the sentence..

"ate me like....."

"licked me like...."

Ate me like a fat girl eats cake "

Did someone mention cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it? "

No i don't hate it, i like it. Many guys on here don't treat me with respect. Some are very abusive.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it?

No i don't hate it, i like it. Many guys on here don't treat me with respect. Some are very abusive. "

Surely everyone should be treated with respect?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate reading "shes the best ive been with on fab", thats not nice for other women to read. Makes me feel like crap and i imagine other women too. I would never write "he was the best on fab" . Its just not a nice this to write.

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By *emon DelightMan over a year ago

South Wales

“She milked me for all I had”

Also... Is / Knows what fab is all about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do people say that? Always find it patronising. Don’t you ladies hate it?

No i don't hate it, i like it. Many guys on here don't treat me with respect. Some are very abusive.

Surely everyone should be treated with respect? "

Yes they should but many guys don't treat me with respect.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Single guys we will find you.

That always makes me laugh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Single guys we will find you.

That always makes me laugh...

You can try I'm a hide and seek boss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

I slapped her, and she loved it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Single guys we will find you.

That always makes me laugh...

"
Yeah totally! Not exactly hard to miss! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When it’s a couple with straight guy, the male half is always laid back and the best guy in the entire world "

Haha yeah, I've noticed this. A lot

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

Easy on the eye..

What does that mean..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Easy on the eye..

What does that mean..

Not Tinder level of hotness. But not Quasimodo either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ones that amuse me are the ones that seemingly verify themselves.

This kinda thing ...

OK mate, enough about you

Anything to add about the person you met ?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treat her with respect" = 'because I was so surprised she's actually decent as all other women on sex sites should be used like a sex toy then dumped.'

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan over a year ago

Coventry

Or he had such a suckable cock. Wtf makes a cock suckable or not suckable?

His personality?

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

She might not want respecting and just used like a dirty cum bucket... He, s just jealous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is it shameless to bump old threads, discuss ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it shameless to bump old threads, discuss ?! "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it shameless to bump old threads, discuss ?!

This

Totally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it shameless to bump old threads, discuss ?!

This

Totally

And that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it shameless to bump old threads, discuss ?! "
attention seeking if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh fine! Only because you said so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh fine! Only because you said so.

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please don't

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks verification dude, there was me going to be a cunt !"

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