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May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
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"Morning
Bacon sandwich with ketchup not brown sauce that is for wronguns and a big mug of tea please "
Good morning
Couldn't agree more! There's no brown sauce in this establishment or warm Vimto 
Your order won't be long |
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"Morning Mrs T, do I really need to ask? 
You are not having warm Vimto! 
Fine be that way! 
I'll have a glass of smooth orange juice with a bacon barm! "
 you won't win
Orange juice and bacon barm on its way  |
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over a year ago
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"Morning Mrs T, do I really need to ask?
You are not having warm Vimto!
Fine be that way!
I'll have a glass of smooth orange juice with a bacon barm!
you won't win
Orange juice and bacon barm on its way "
Thank you kindly x |
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"Morning
Bacon sandwich with ketchup not brown sauce that is for wronguns and a big mug of tea please
Good morning
Couldn't agree more! There's no brown sauce in this establishment or warm Vimto
Your order won't be long"
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over a year ago
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"Bowl of cereal and a juice please x
I will be right with you and your order won't be long either "
Does it come served if so il stay in bed or am I expected at the breakfast table x |
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"Two peanut butter and banana sandwiches on crusty bread please.
A nice mug of tea would be lovely too.
I'll wash up after myself xx
Coming right up
Oh wow! You can stay! I need a pot wash
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If I can stay, I'll wash up after everyone |
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"Bowl of cereal and a juice please x
I will be right with you and your order won't be long either
Does it come served if so il stay in bed or am I expected at the breakfast table x"
Oh please stay in bed, I promise I won't be long |
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"Thick cut fresh bread with strawberry jam and a nice cup of tea please . You take a great morning pic 
Merci it's on it's way
Right now I am the new naked chef  "
Don't get crumbs on your bits, might get itchy! |
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"Thick cut fresh bread with strawberry jam and a nice cup of tea please . You take a great morning pic
Merci it's on it's way
Right now I am the new naked chef
Don't get crumbs on your bits, might get itchy! "
Good point! 
I will put on a pinny |
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"Thick cut fresh bread with strawberry jam and a nice cup of tea please . You take a great morning pic
Merci it's on it's way
Right now I am the new naked chef
Don't get crumbs on your bits, might get itchy!
Good point!
I will put on a pinny "
Naked but covered... Teeeeease |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohhh breakfast!
2 poached eggs on some sour dough please. A sprinkling of chives on the eggs and some on the vine grilled toms please!
Oh and keep the lattes coming
Here’s to a fabulous weekend! |
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By *att71Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it "
A simpe good old bacon butty will do me with a hot steaming mug of tea please... |
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over a year ago
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it "
2 bacon medallion baps, 2 poached egg baps all with utterly butterly and pepper oh and mochas 3 please |
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"Ohhh breakfast!
2 poached eggs on some sour dough please. A sprinkling of chives on the eggs and some on the vine grilled toms please!
Oh and keep the lattes coming
Here’s to a fabulous weekend! "
Someone wome up in a good mood
Your scrummy breakfast won't be long
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it
A simpe good old bacon butty will do me with a hot steaming mug of tea please... "
Morning Matt, won't be long my lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohhh breakfast!
2 poached eggs on some sour dough please. A sprinkling of chives on the eggs and some on the vine grilled toms please!
Oh and keep the lattes coming
Here’s to a fabulous weekend!
Someone wome up in a good mood
Your scrummy breakfast won't be long
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I have the whole weekend off! That’s a rare thing for me!
I’m in a great mood! Off to Manchester shortly to a fabulous hotel! A nice spa and massage, lunch with a very sexy and interesting lady and the night is young as they say!
Thank you for the breakfast! |
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it 2 bacon medallion baps, 2 poached egg baps all with utterly butterly and pepper oh and mochas 3 please "
Is that just for you?
Won't be long Jamesy boy |
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it 2 bacon medallion baps, 2 poached egg baps all with utterly butterly and pepper oh and mochas 3 please
Is that just for you?
Won't be long Jamesy boy "
I'm starving |
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"Ohhh breakfast!
2 poached eggs on some sour dough please. A sprinkling of chives on the eggs and some on the vine grilled toms please!
Oh and keep the lattes coming
Here’s to a fabulous weekend!
Someone wome up in a good mood
Your scrummy breakfast won't be long
I have the whole weekend off! That’s a rare thing for me!
I’m in a great mood! Off to Manchester shortly to a fabulous hotel! A nice spa and massage, lunch with a very sexy and interesting lady and the night is young as they say!
Thank you for the breakfast! "
No wonder you're in a great mood! Have a fantastic weekend |
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By *att71Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it
A simpe good old bacon butty will do me with a hot steaming mug of tea please...
Morning Matt, won't be long my lovely"
Am in no rush this morning..take your time with me |
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"Good morning MrsT.
I think I would enjoy what ever you have to offer
Would you just surprise me?
Mrs SB "
Give me 5 minutes to serve this lovely lot and then I will make sure you you get the service you require  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full english please oh 2 sugars in the tea thank you
Full English sounds gooooood this morning! "
Can you seperate the yolk on the egg please
Anyone ant my yoke its going begging |
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it
Crumpets
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Good morning MrsT.
I think I would enjoy what ever you have to offer
Would you just surprise me?
Mrs SB
Give me 5 minutes to serve this lovely lot and then I will make sure you you get the service you require "
Thank you
I will wait here patiently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d love a couple of nice bacon baps please OP.
Do you know where I can find a nice pair of tasty baps? "
When you say baps, do you mean tits Dan ?
Thanks in advance X |
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"I’d love a couple of nice bacon baps please OP.
Do you know where I can find a nice pair of tasty baps? "
I'm pretty sure most shops have baps these days, whether they're tasty or not is another matter
I will let you sample mine and you can decide for yourself |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I’d love a couple of nice bacon baps please OP.
Do you know where I can find a nice pair of tasty baps?
I'm pretty sure most shops have baps these days, whether they're tasty or not is another matter
I will let you sample mine and you can decide for yourself "
Oooo can I taste I like to try new things |
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"I’d love a couple of nice bacon baps please OP.
Do you know where I can find a nice pair of tasty baps?
When you say baps, do you mean tits Dan ?
Thanks in advance X"
Pfft!  not ALL of our minds are in the gutter my friend! I was referring to the type you can butter up and nibble on! |
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"Fab, I’ll have some porridge and a cappuccino please Mrs T
Morning
Good morning PB, will be with you soon "
Much appreciated - oh my, and a round of toast?! You are good to me! |
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it "
actually I’ll go for just tea and chocolate biscuits for now thank you |
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it actually I’ll go for just tea and chocolate biscuits for now thank you "
No problem at all |
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over a year ago
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work 
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen....."
I'll put an apron on |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on "
Can i have you both for breakfast pls |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on
Can i have you both for breakfast pls "
Greedy boy |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on "
Just the apron..... |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on
Can i have you both for breakfast pls
Greedy boy "
U have no idea yet |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on
Just the apron..... "
Of course |
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By *mp411Man
over a year ago
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it "
Only you op |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on
Can i have you both for breakfast pls "
Do you think you could handle both of us? |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on
Just the apron.....
Of course "
I’d ask to join in but feel incapable at the moment........ just coffee and juice please |
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on
Can i have you both for breakfast pls
Do you think you could handle both of us? "
Do you know me at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning
Cuppa tea and some dippy eggs and soliders please ( no i am not 5 years old)
I never said you were! (sniggers discreetly behind the kitchen cupboard)
Hahaha thanks xxx
Eggy soldiers on its way unicorn "
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"May be a tad early for the early risers or late in the morning for the hard workers/insomniacs, but what would you like?
I have extended my kitchen to accommodate food and drink from around the world.
Whatever you like I've got it
Only you op "
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"Thank you lovely, hope Mr T is helping you with the dishes when you're done!
He's at work
I just need to find someone who's willing to work alongside me in this hot kitchen.....
I'll put an apron on
Just the apron.....
Of course
I’d ask to join in but feel incapable at the moment........ just coffee and juice please "
Morning screwsloose
Coffee and a juice on its way x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who's doing all the dishes
I have a special helper
But as you greedy buggers have almost cleared out the kitchen this morning I may need another pair of hands....for the dishes "
My hands would be far to busy in your kitchen |
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"Who's doing all the dishes
I have a special helper
But as you greedy buggers have almost cleared out the kitchen this morning I may need another pair of hands....for the dishes
My hands would be far to busy in your kitchen"
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"We are currently in bed having a cuppa then going down for a nice cooked breakfast I do love weekends away xx
enjoy x"
Was bloody lovely im stuffed now xx |
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"Morning Mrs T!
I’m late to the gym this morning but eggs benedict after would be great please, orange juice and coffee x
Let me know when your back and i will bring it straight over "
Now please thank you |
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"Morning Mrs T!
I’m late to the gym this morning but eggs benedict after would be great please, orange juice and coffee x
Let me know when your back and i will bring it straight over
Now please thank you"
Sit back, relax and i will bring it to you shortly |
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"Morning Mrs T!
I’m late to the gym this morning but eggs benedict after would be great please, orange juice and coffee x
Let me know when your back and i will bring it straight over
Now please thank you
Sit back, relax and i will bring it to you shortly "
Thank you x |
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"Just a sausage and a fresh orange juice please Mrs T
Thank you ever so kindly "
You not had enough sausage this morning? I will have a word with D later!
I will hand squeeze the oranges just for you |
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"You took so long I made my own.......... Pffffft
What ev's! nice shoes
I know, I know, you can have them back later "
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