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"Malbec please.. A bottle..with a straw "Kinky, I already have your bottle ready and waiting with a bendy pink straw just for you  | |||
"I’ll just sit in the corner and leer at the barmaid if I can "
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"A double brandy and a single (courvoisier) with a couple of chocolate brazil nuts my nights done... " good choice sir | |||
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"Evening Mrs Time! Looking lovely behind the bar I’ll have a Hendricks and Fevertree Aromtatic tonic please. Been one hell of a week at work, although inter spaced with my debut Liberty Elite club visit this week the kid is off the box " | |||
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"Evening Mrs Time! Looking lovely behind the bar I’ll have a Hendricks and Fevertree Aromtatic tonic please. Been one hell of a week at work, although inter spaced with my debut Liberty Elite club visit this week the kid is off the box "* lid even | |||
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"Malbec please.. A bottle..with a straw "I’ve got 2 in the kitchen, BYOS | |||
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"Evening Mrs Time! Looking lovely behind the bar I’ll have a Hendricks and Fevertree Aromtatic tonic please. Been one hell of a week at work, although inter spaced with my debut Liberty Elite club visit this week the kid is off the box "Of course, come over here and tell me all about it | |||
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"I best stay of the booze after last weeks grumpines so il have a fruit shoot mrs time please" Good idea | |||
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"A man walks into a bar. The barman walks over, two blokes leave the bar. People are just walking about. "  thanks Tame, I think I will give you a glass of water  | |||
"I best stay of the booze after last weeks grumpines so il have a fruit shoot mrs time please Good idea "Thank you kindly get your self something too | |||
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"Please may I have a red wine" Of course Ruby, one bottle or two? | |||
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"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks!" And a g&t | |||
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"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks! And a g&t" Oooooh you're my kind of woman | |||
"A glass of fizz please Mrs T xx "Jo, I will leave the bottle beside the glass. Help yourself xx | |||
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"[tries again] Pint of creme de menth, please? " Pint ok | |||
"Hennessy...large! "How large? | |||
"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks! And a g&t" That’s got “What the hell happened last night” Written all over it | |||
"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good. Has anyone seen Snow White recently? " I've spoken to her recently | |||
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"I'll have a g&t please " For you, of course | |||
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"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good. Has anyone seen Snow White recently? " No! We haven’t! Snowwhite where are you? | |||
"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio "Just one glass? x | |||
"I'll have a pink Gin please Mrs T and whatever you want "I think I'll join you | |||
"I'll have a g&t please For you, of course "Thank you
Oh, and get one for yourself | |||
"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good. Has anyone seen Snow White recently? No! We haven’t! Snowwhite where are you?" Been offline for 5 days. Profile hidden. Taking a break I guess. | |||
"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio
Just one glass? x"Make it 2 and you can join me x | |||
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"Bottle of white Zinfandel and a bottle of malbec please and thank you "Don't do things by half do you Coquette? | |||
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"Ooh large vodka and followed by a chaser please whose up for shots x" Meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
But I will get your order first | |||
"Hennessy...large!
How large? "...keep the bottle handy! | |||
"I'm celebrating tonight. I'll have a prosecco thanks! And a g&t" Yay! Celebrations I will double your order | |||
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"Large jack and cola no ice and a slice of lime please "As you asked so nicely | |||
"Just a bottle of bud for me please barmaid" Of course | |||
"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one..... " | |||
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"Can i get a cloudy cider and something to nibble on please x" Cider and beer mat coming right up | |||
"I’m just off to the pub. But a quick whisky before I go would be good. Has anyone seen Snow White recently? " Whisky coming right up
And no I haven't  | |||
"Spicy rum and for me please And a newky brown for the mr Xxxx" On its way | |||
"I would like a large bushmills with a slice of lime, no ice. Please & thank you "I will get you two as you asked so nicely | |||
"I'll have a g&t please For you, of course
Thank you
Oh, and get one for yourself "I already have and thank you x | |||
"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio
Just one glass? x
Make it 2 and you can join me x"That's an invitation I definately won't turn down! | |||
"The next round is on me!! It’s great when it’s virtual money and virtual drinks. " | |||
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"Please may I have a red wine Of course Ruby, one bottle or two?" Just one large glass please | |||
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"Arrrrr me hearty! I’ll have a flaggen of rum if yer offering? "
Pint do ya? | |||
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"[tries again] Pint of creme de menth, please? Pint ok "Why thank you | |||
"A large Malbec please barkeep "On its way PB x | |||
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"Cranberry, lemonade, vanilla vodka, " Interesting concoction! | |||
"Southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x" Nice! Think I may join you with that one Kelly | |||
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"I'll have a pink Gin please Mrs T and whatever you want
I think I'll join you "Oh please do
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"Pernod and OJ for him, Disaronno and cranberry juice for her. "No problem | |||
"Oh.... and a bag of scratching please " if you have to... | |||
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"I'll start off steady with a pint of your finest bitter please " You seem my gaff? It's not fine, but a pint of bitter it is | |||
"Single malt with a finger of spring water for me and a voddy of some description for the missus" On its way | |||
"Two pints of Guinness please the first one isn't gonna last long "Shall I get you one of those hat's with straws that connect to the cans? | |||
"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio
Just one glass? x
Make it 2 and you can join me x
That's an invitation I definately won't turn down! "Was hoping you’d say that December | |||
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"Oh.... and a bag of scratching please
if you have to..."Oh yes, them and scampi fries mun! | |||
"Southern comfort,lemonade and lime please x Nice! Think I may join you with that one Kelly "please do x | |||
"I'll start off steady with a pint of your finest bitter please You seem my gaff? It's not fine, but a pint of bitter it is "I'll wipe my feet on the way out then, get the sawdust off lol. My kind of establishment | |||
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"Gin, I need all the gin. Just got back from my Uncles funeral, and still a bit dumbstruck x" I’ll have a gin with you in that case xx | |||
"Mrs Time please could I have a glass of Pinot Grigio
Just one glass? x
Make it 2 and you can join me x
That's an invitation I definately won't turn down!
Was hoping you’d say that December " | |||
"A Double rum and dry ginger please and whatever your having "On its way and thank you | |||
"Oh.... and a bag of scratching please
if you have to...
Oh yes, them and scampi fries mun! "Scampi fries  | |||
"Gin, I need all the gin. Just got back from my Uncles funeral, and still a bit dumbstruck x" The gin is all yours, have as much as you need x | |||
"Bottle of white Zinfandel and a bottle of malbec please and thank you
Don't do things by half do you Coquette? "It's the end of my holiday ... Gotta make the most of tonight and tomorrow and as I have no meets on the horizon, I might as well drink, dance to 80s music and be silly alone | |||
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"Bottle of white Zinfandel and a bottle of malbec please and thank you
Don't do things by half do you Coquette?
It's the end of my holiday ... Gotta make the most of tonight and tomorrow and as I have no meets on the horizon, I might as well drink, dance to 80s music and be silly alone "Drink....80s music....I'm joining you!! | |||
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"Gin, I need all the gin. Just got back from my Uncles funeral, and still a bit dumbstruck x The gin is all yours, have as much as you need x" I had 2, sat on my bed to change & woke 9hrs later! WTF! I never sleep that long? Miss SB... We will have gin tonight x | |||
