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By *ild_oats OP Man over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

At the dinner table and during sex....

I’ll start with.....

Just pick the crusty bits off....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want fries with that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the sauce please daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need a knife and fork?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few more minutes, this one needs to rise.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Mmmm that tastes nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At the dinner table and during sex....

I’ll start with.....

Just pick the crusty bits off....

"

"I cant wait to get that in my mouth"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do it myself thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can say anything during sex if you’re having weird enough sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like an extra portion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was lipsmackingly delicious can I have seconds! I know, I am greedy!

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Does this cucumber taste funny to you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I prefer the taste how you did it last time with less sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you mind if my friend joins us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm that was lovely but I prefer five guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like breast or leg?

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

It's still pink on the inside

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

Oh you got it all over your face now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to start from the outside and work your way in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got cream on your face come here I'll get it off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh did I spill that on you....

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Please don’t talk with your mouth full!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want white sauce?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

mmm pink and juicy, just how I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More sausage?

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

I'll have some more of that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't just shove it down. Enjoy it slowly

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Anyone for seconds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want stuffing ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm this tastes good

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So who's for a roast?

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Those melons look delicious!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Now that's a nice bit of crackling

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Please be seated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that went down nicely

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can't wait to get my mouth round those dumplings

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Extra sausage anyone?

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

You spilt a bit ... let me clean that up for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/09/18 11:54:19]

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

"My frankfurter has gone cold"

"Here, let me heat it up for you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like cream with that pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warm and moist, perfect

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Would you like nobbly bits with your pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No the sausage doesnt go in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop slurping and eat (me) properly

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

What an appetite you have! And I thought I was greedy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh it's so moist

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

"That's hard "

and tastes funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your mouth around that then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's hard

and tastes funny

"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please may I have more

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Tonight's special is some delicious hot beef...

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

Would you like seconds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats very sticky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wash your hands first plz..

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Keep gobbling it like that and you will make yourself sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That looks mouth watering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats the right consistancy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Sorry gran but your gravy doesn't taste great.

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In fact it's the shittest gravy I've had in ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look its all over face

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Now you know that's not how you're supposed to eat sausage!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me show you how to eat it properly

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

That's not wafer thin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m pleasantly full

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By *im L FuckitMan over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

"I’m pleasantly full "

I liked that one (chuckle)

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

when is the tart going to be served for desert?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at the juices drip out of the meat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh I haven’t had one of these in years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it when you baste it like that...

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Can you pass the poo knife please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please may I have some more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it when it’s raw

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

Darling, you have gravy dripping down your chin

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Can you pass the poo knife please"

The what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your gravy tastes delicious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh that’s lovely....very ripe....yes,my fingers are a bit sticky...did you say the juices are running down my chin....yes it is all a bit of a mess isn’t it but if you pass me that napkin I’ll have it all cleared up in a jiffy....oh you’d like some more....ha well there hardly seems any point in clearing up then....yes please another mouthful would be lovely

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I hope you're going to wipe that up

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I'm choking.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

It's running down your chin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just have one more mouthful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could eat this all night long

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

One meat ball or two?

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