i notice alot of "hey hows you" type of messages get thrown about and i totally understand how much of a killer/turn off it is for alot of women. (its not really a good openner)
can you do better and post your perfect openning message! (dont hold back)
the best one wins... and the winner gets to be the winner 
P.S. would be interesting to know whats the worst message youve ever had the pleasure of openning lol
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"Sorry mate I sell the secret to my talent, you can't have it for free"
  Exactly!
But mine usually talk about the weather, cake, and the price of Freddo’s these days if it helps OP!
I wouldn’t copy them though as nobody every bothers replying! |
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"Are you after new material after your last post fell flat OP  "
haha unfortunately not, just thought it would be funny to see... im not asking what your ideal message is, cuz everyones is different.
cmon, tell us the worst one youve had? lol (no naming and shaming tho) xx |
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"Sorry mate I sell the secret to my talent, you can't have it for free
Exactly!
But mine usually talk about the weather, cake, and the price of Freddo’s these days if it helps OP!
I wouldn’t copy them though as nobody every bothers replying! "
hey hows you, have you seen the price of freddos these days! bloody ridiculous! haha
i have the same convos about space raiders |
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"Are you after new material after your last post fell flat OP
haha unfortunately not, just thought it would be funny to see... im not asking what your ideal message is, cuz everyones is different.
cmon, tell us the worst one youve had? lol (no naming and shaming tho) xx"
First messages from random strangers who say they have read my profile (but clearly haven't) are an abomination tbh...
They are all pretty much the same I.e. crap lol |
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx'
That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!!  "
Um.....so can I watch you take a shit then honey? |
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over a year ago
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx'
That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!!
Um.....so can I watch you take a shit then honey? "
Better |
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"Would you be willing to deep throat to the point of puking up all over me then lick it up as that would really turn me on. PS. What bra size are you. "
really oh my not good
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"Would you be willing to deep throat to the point of puking up all over me then lick it up as that would really turn me on. PS. What bra size are you. "
hahahaha dif you answer the bra size atleast.
p.s. what is it? hahaha (im messing) |
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx'
That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!! "
jeeeez
thats darker than a song by the cure
tell me you did it tho... hahahah |
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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago
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"'Would you ever let a guy watch you take a shit baby? One of my fantasies to watch xx'
That's one I had recently, bloody hate being called baby!! "
“Sure you can watch me shit but DONT CALL ME BABY!!”  |
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