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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was here but I left, I have a team of wooden woodpeckers (mad to combine the two) on springs, just hitting the keys in a random fashion...
....Pauly is really Brad Pitts twin brother, you know, the one who smells of cheese......To sleep perchance to dream.....In 1986 no one died......I'll have two rashers please.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fmuma is here but shes playing games on the comp xx 
Usually with that plumber she knows from England   "
I wish pmsl na shes playing some search game whilst chatting wi me ex wife lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we are here! well female is lol
hello you xx
hello right back at you
what no kisses  flounces off not here no more
x x x  "
I stole some of them kisses for my own personal use  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we are here! well female is lol
hello you xx
hello right back at you
what no kisses flounces off not here no more
x x x x x x x "
hey guess what I have just realised your name is mrl and missj how clever am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we are here! well female is lol
hello you xx
hello right back at you
what no kisses flounces off not here no more
x x x
I stole some of them kisses for my own personal use "
 happy to share them with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we are here! well female is lol
hello you xx
hello right back at you
what no kisses flounces off not here no more
x x x x x x x
hey guess what I have just realised your name is mrl and missj how clever am I "
lol that would be your nvq training! x x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we are here! well female is lol
hello you xx
hello right back at you
what no kisses flounces off not here no more
x x x x x x x
hey guess what I have just realised your name is mrl and missj how clever am I
lol that would be your nvq training! x x x"
see knew it would come in useful at some point xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please miss...
Me miss...
Sitting up straight and paying attention miss...
*Holds up big shiny...*
Why hellllooooooo "
*waves big shiny enthusiastically.*
Oops... 
Err... Please miss... Can I be excused...?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are here....
Just trying to work out how a female part of a couple when asked comes back with the vital stats of a room size and not the stats of a women...
Oh yeah another guy pretending to be his partner...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are here....
Just trying to work out how a female part of a couple when asked comes back with the vital stats of a room size and not the stats of a women...
Oh yeah another guy pretending to be his partner...
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Oh yeah... many apologies about that |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I'm here in spirit!
and what time do you call this 
10.45
Your late missy, time for your punishment
please let it be Mr typing!!!
Im afraid its me here at present, Mr A shall be joining in soon "
ya fuckin dancer!! gie's some quiet time when he gets here.... in other words FROFF xxxxxxxxxxx |
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"I'm here in spirit!
and what time do you call this
10.45
Your late missy, time for your punishment
please let it be Mr typing!!!
Im afraid its me here at present, Mr A shall be joining in soon
ya fuckin dancer!! gie's some quiet time when he gets here.... in other words FROFF xxxxxxxxxxx"
I'm not feeling the love here |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Mrs A im free apparently xx
cum into my web
dunno bout ya web xx
pmsl oh come here and giz a snog
Come round ta my window then pmsfl xx
bugger off, i wasn't awake "
you hadn't sobered up ye mean!! |
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"Mrs A im free apparently xx
cum into my web
dunno bout ya web xx
pmsl oh come here and giz a snog
Come round ta my window then pmsfl xx
bugger off, i wasn't awake
you hadn't sobered up ye mean!! "
lol thats more like it |
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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago
greenock |
i'm here....just.......power has been restored......but am totally cut off from rest of civilisation....the road in is closed due to a landslide.....and the ferries are not running due to high winds and a very lumpy sea....no bread or milk tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i'm here....just.......power has been restored......but am totally cut off from rest of civilisation....the road in is closed due to a landslide.....and the ferries are not running due to high winds and a very lumpy sea....no bread or milk tomorrow "
Arwwww.... not good at all
I hope things improve rapidly for you all up there.
Glad you made the roll call though lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here (just) - finally back in Scotland after a nightmare train journey... and missing some garden furniture!!
A gnome by any chance??? "
Of course she's missing you frock xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm here (just) - finally back in Scotland after a nightmare train journey... and missing some garden furniture!!
A gnome by any chance???
Of course she's missing you frock xx"
xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"street lights out..house lights dipping. Who's got candles??
Eyes like yours can see in the dark lol xx "
nae leccy blankey though and nae one tae cuddle intae
"I have fork handles if that helps? xx"
only if they are smothered in lard darling.... xx
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"On me lonesome in hotel with wicked witch of the east flying past the window...oops..there goes a house."
OI, I got hame ages ago, and I was straddling a dyson, nae a feckin broomstick!!  |
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