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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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1. Men do not appreciate being woken up at 3am so you can 'have a chat'
2. The punch at Chams is lethal.... please limit yourself to 3 in future, so as not to fall over when standing still.
3. If you can't remember having sex in the middle of the night, the way to find out is to ask the people in the room next to you, NOT to go scrabbling round the room, finding the used condom, and shouting....... WE DID HAVE SEX YOU NUTTER.
4. The poor lad was knackered. No bloody wonder he feel asleep in the middle of the blow job.
5. Please remember if you threw your glasses in someone else's bag, cus you can't see without them.
Thats all for now......... |
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"1. Men do not appreciate being woken up at 3am so you can 'have a chat'
2. The punch at Chams is lethal.... please limit yourself to 3 in future, so as not to fall over when standing still.
3. If you can't remember having sex in the middle of the night, the way to find out is to ask the people in the room next to you, NOT to go scrabbling round the room, finding the used condom, and shouting....... WE DID HAVE SEX YOU NUTTER.
4. The poor lad was knackered. No bloody wonder he feel asleep in the middle of the blow job.
5. Please remember if you threw your glasses in someone else's bag, cus you can't see without them.
Thats all for now......... "
Maddie that is just class. I love it!! |
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"1. Men do not appreciate being woken up at 3am so you can 'have a chat'
2. The punch at Chams is lethal.... please limit yourself to 3 in future, so as not to fall over when standing still.
3. If you can't remember having sex in the middle of the night, the way to find out is to ask the people in the room next to you, NOT to go scrabbling round the room, finding the used condom, and shouting....... WE DID HAVE SEX YOU NUTTER.
4. The poor lad was knackered. No bloody wonder he feel asleep in the middle of the blow job.
5. Please remember if you threw your glasses in someone else's bag, cus you can't see without them.
Thats all for now......... "
Yes well the swine has asked for this i shall be putting the actual true invents of what happened up on this thread in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Men do not appreciate being woken up at 3am so you can 'have a chat'
2. The punch at Chams is lethal.... please limit yourself to 3 in future, so as not to fall over when standing still.
3. If you can't remember having sex in the middle of the night, the way to find out is to ask the people in the room next to you, NOT to go scrabbling round the room, finding the used condom, and shouting....... WE DID HAVE SEX YOU NUTTER.
4. The poor lad was knackered. No bloody wonder he feel asleep in the middle of the blow job.
5. Please remember if you threw your glasses in someone else's bag, cus you can't see without them.
Thats all for now......... "
Hahahahaha, I read Diamonds thread first and now this one..... what is she like!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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seeing as diamondsmiles seems to have her own thread
can i just say how fantastic you looked last night, i didnt even recognise you when i first saw you, took a couple of mins of talking for the penny to drop and i wasnt the d*unk one lol
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