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over a year ago
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You can't hold in a period like a pee.
High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.
I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die  "
And hangover days. I swear they last around 50 hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1 - About 75 % of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone And 10 to 15% never climax under any circumstances.
2 - Orgasms can relieve pain.
3 - Longest Ejaculatory distance by man recorded is 28 feet!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1 - About 75 % of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone And 10 to 15% never climax under any circumstances.
2 - Orgasms can relieve pain.
3 - Longest Ejaculatory distance by man recorded is 28 feet!
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I broke his 28 feet record last week  |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
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The clitoris is a powerhouse of nerves with 8,000 nerve endings, which is double the amount that exists in the penis.
The most popular fetishes in western culture is...... ???
Look down.
The answer is shoes and feet.
75% of Japanese women own a vibrator.
The average worldwide is 47%.
73.6% of facts are made up on the spot....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look 
Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures
I look like my pics  or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true. "
Generally, don’t take offence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't hold in a period like a pee.
High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.
I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person
Feel free to add yours."
The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look
Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures
I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true.
Generally, don’t take offence "
I was playing with you numpty  where’s your sense of humour?  |
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"You can't hold in a period like a pee.
High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.
I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person
Feel free to add yours.
The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt"
I seen that on something recently, orange used to be lumped in as a variant of red.. hence robin redbreast. |
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"The clitoris is a powerhouse of nerves with 8,000 nerve endings, which is double the amount that exists in the penis.
The most popular fetishes in western culture is...... ???
Look down.
The answer is shoes and feet.
75% of Japanese women own a vibrator.
The average worldwide is 47%.
73.6% of facts are made up on the spot....
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. I’ve had quite a few vibrators as the blasted things keep dying on me ... overuse I assume |
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"The clitoris is a powerhouse of nerves with 8,000 nerve endings, which is double the amount that exists in the penis.
The most popular fetishes in western culture is...... ???
Look down.
The answer is shoes and feet.'
75% of Japanese women own a vibrator.
The average worldwide is 47%.
73.6% of facts are made up on the spot....
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The percentage in your last fact may have just changed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look
Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures
I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true.
Generally, don’t take offence
I was playing with you numpty where’s your sense of humour? "
Right here lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The Congo has the largest average penis size per person on earth with the average being 7.1 inches
While North Korea come in as the smallest at an average of 3.8 inches |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Some people aren’t as innocent as they look
Some people don’t look as they show in their profile pictures
I look like my pics or did you mean just generally? In which case ... true.
Generally, don’t take offence
I was playing with you numpty where’s your sense of humour?
Right here lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not everything or everyone on the internet are what they seem
I’m really in shock over that fact.... as I never knew that....
Me too!! Gemini Man is in the know "
Or is he?.......... |
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Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease so invented the plain cereal cornflakes to stop people masturbating ....so if you have had them for breakfast I guess you have a hands free day to look forward too x |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease so invented the plain cereal cornflakes to stop people masturbating ....so if you have had them for breakfast I guess you have a hands free day to look forward too x "
I had cornflakes! |
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A couple of fascinating ones from me...
1) Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th in them. Also, if the month contains a Friday 13th then that month started on a Sunday. Oooh spooky!
2) Contrary to popular belief, you cannot see what a woman has eaten for breakfast by looking in her pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only two days in your life that aren’t 24 hours long is the day you’re born and the day you die
And hangover days. I swear they last around 50 hours"
Is that all |
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Sperm Is highly effective in treating wrinkles, and anti wrinkle products use similar products to sperm because of how well it works ..also....the mushroom ( phallus indusiatus ) can make a woman spontaneously orgasm by smelling it ...x so ladies is this why you spend so long in the vegetable aisle at Asda and there’s never any mushrooms |
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"Sperm Is highly effective in treating wrinkles, and anti wrinkle products use similar products to sperm because of how well it works ..also....the mushroom ( phallus indusiatus ) can make a woman spontaneously orgasm by smelling it ...x so ladies is this why you spend so long in the vegetable aisle at Asda and there’s never any mushrooms "
Gave me a great laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't hold in a period like a pee.
High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.
I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person
Feel free to add yours.
The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt
I seen that on something recently, orange used to be lumped in as a variant of red.. hence robin redbreast. "
I saw that to, was it qi? |
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A survey has suggested if you have trouble orgasming while having sex slip on a pair of socks as having warm feet makes it easier too cum x see that’s where I’ve been going wrong x any feed back welcome x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A survey has suggested if you have trouble orgasming while having sex slip on a pair of socks as having warm feet makes it easier too cum x see that’s where I’ve been going wrong x any feed back welcome x "
Interesting |
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"You can't hold in a period like a pee.
High heel shoes don't become flats of you break the heel.
I do not wake up looking cute and beautiful. I wake up looking like a homeless person
Feel free to add yours.
The colour orange was named after the fruit.. most people think the fruit was called an orange because it was orange. But it wasnt"
I have learned everything I know from QI as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Congo has the largest average penis size per person on earth with the average being 7.1 inches
While North Korea come in as the smallest at an average of 3.8 inches"
Oh I dont know,that kim sum whatsisname seems quite a big prick to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dyson and other vacuum cleaner companies actually have to make the opening to the pipe a certain size due to a law, a man in america got his penis stuck in the pipe and sued a company and won |
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