Tell me something funny. Heres mine and i swear its true.
A few years ago i was having a sort out and found some old photos of me with my tits out(no head)i put them inside some old porno mags and put them in the bin.
Now a really good friend of mine owns the recycling tip where the the council send there stuff.
I went round my best friends house and she said ive got something for you paul sent it and handed me the bloody photos id sent to the tip. Apparently he saw some of the work lads having a laugh and went over and they where looking at the pictures. He took them of them and said thats my mate. Now paul had never seen ny tits how the frig he knew they where mine i will never know. Ive never asked him its one of those you know and i know but were not going to mention it situations  |
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This mite well amuse you .i was happily walking the husky when a little old man pulled up in his car and asked me if I knew the way to the post office .things were going ok till the little dog which had been asleep on the back seat decided to start barking.now the husky isn’t shy and decided to lauch himself at the car and try to get through the passenger window .which started off a chain of events which ended up with me trying to remove a 5st husky kinda wedged in the gap a little old man too afraid to open the window anymore and his dog pissing all over the back seat .once I had extracted the husky I could only smile and offer my apologises at the paw prints on his passenger door the drool on the window and the piss smell in his car .on the plus side he did now know where the post office was x |
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"This mite well amuse you .i was happily walking the husky when a little old man pulled up in his car and asked me if I knew the way to the post office .things were going ok till the little dog which had been asleep on the back seat decided to start barking.now the husky isn’t shy and decided to lauch himself at the car and try to get through the passenger window .which started off a chain of events which ended up with me trying to remove a 5st husky kinda wedged in the gap a little old man too afraid to open the window anymore and his dog pissing all over the back seat .once I had extracted the husky I could only smile and offer my apologises at the paw prints on his passenger door the drool on the window and the piss smell in his car .on the plus side he did now know where the post office was x "
 i like. Its reminded me of a dog story |
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So im out with my blind friend and we go into m&s cafe. Where walking through and the dog does no more than than whips this womans ham toastie of her plate and gobbles it straight down..Im mortified,she thought it hilerious and my friend didnt have a clue what was going off |
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