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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whats the one thread that you cant help biting on though, no matter how futile it is. There really, really is no point, but 'squirting. Is it wee? ' I just dont seem to be able to leave it alone. Biology folks, its simple BIOLOGY. Phew  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Did you know you can tell the gender of a horse by the number of teeth males have more teeth than female. You useless did you know fact"
If you check the other end, the males also have a large penis too.  |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Did you know you can tell the gender of a horse by the number of teeth males have more teeth than female. You useless did you know fact"
Can't you also tell the gender by the massive horse penis? I think I'd check for that before risking a bite from a horse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm contemplating dressing completely, but my dad belly puts me off. Should I stick to tights, branch out into stockings or go with a skirt and blouse?
I also have a second phone, so if anyone needs to have a go at a cheating scumbag? *waves* |
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"Did you know you can tell the gender of a horse by the number of teeth males have more teeth than female. You useless did you know fact
Can't you also tell the gender by the massive horse penis? I think I'd check for that before risking a bite from a horse."
It’s more for if it’s a skeleton |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Did you know you can tell the gender of a horse by the number of teeth males have more teeth than female. You useless did you know fact
Can't you also tell the gender by the massive horse penis? I think I'd check for that before risking a bite from a horse.
It’s more for if it’s a skeleton "
Knowledge I'll retain for when I need to gender a horse skellington 
(I tried to work in a joke about a BONEr but it seemed childish even for me) |
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By *icknHMan
over a year ago
Ilfracombe |
"Did you know you can tell the gender of a horse by the number of teeth males have more teeth than female. You useless did you know fact
If you check the other end, the males also have a large penis too. "
Sounds wistful |
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I've found the forum quite boring lately and some not so nice threads knocking about.
However I can't moan as I cant think of anything to post lol so....
I'll just say what I'm craving. A nice lemon yogurt, thick and creamy. Cleanse the palette a little.
Oh and a nice bubble bath.
Wow I'm sooo interesting.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've found the forum quite boring lately and some not so nice threads knocking about.
However I can't moan as I cant think of anything to post lol so....
I'll just say what I'm craving. A nice lemon yogurt, thick and creamy. Cleanse the palette a little.
Oh and a nice bubble bath.
Wow I'm sooo interesting.... "
Ooh lemon yoghurt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are lots of threads running currently but not too many I’m interested in.
Here’s one that you can say anything in.
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Not strictly true the walls have ears....and people get butt hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've found the forum quite boring lately and some not so nice threads knocking about.
However I can't moan as I cant think of anything to post lol so....
I'll just say what I'm craving. A nice lemon yogurt, thick and creamy. Cleanse the palette a little.
Oh and a nice bubble bath.
Wow I'm sooo interesting.... "
That 3 Tomatoes Only thread, right? I’ve only just got over the trauma myself |
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By *linyMan
over a year ago
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"In a world where you can be anything, be a ketchup bottle.
I’d like to be Carol Voderman’s phone 
Why?"
The places you’d go, the people you’d see, how she manages her 6 man stable, her desires, her thoughts and being reliably there for her, as long as she keeps me charged up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m up for anything try me very open minded bi guy
You resurrected a 30 week old thread to say that?"
He couldn’t find any other thread he was interested in. |
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"Taboo experiences/fantasies/desires? Please share. I’m looking for likeminded people with a filthy kink hoping to arrange something taboo. Tame taboo share here. Dark taboo best reply private. "
KIK: Nostringsattached41K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know that your eyeballs are the same size from birth to death, but your nose and ears never stop growing."
Rubbish!!! ( I don’t believe any of that. ) |
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"Did you know that your eyeballs are the same size from birth to death, but your nose and ears never stop growing.
Rubbish!!! ( I don’t believe any of that. ) "
How RUDE!!!! It’s true old sausage, would I lie to you….? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am scared to say anything on the forums now days as I keep getting time out.  "
I can't imagine what you could even talk about in here to get put on time out. |
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I used to have beautiful, thick, very soft hair.
When I put my head up my bum it was an erotic tickle of trickle-tresses.
Now I've aged, it's still quite thick, but no longer soft. It's getting wirey.
Tickle-tress erotic head-bum is no longer a thing.
Alas, head-bum is more like a mechanical, functional scouring of internal bum-muscles.
I miss tickle trickle-tresses.
And Pacers.
Why did they stop making Pacers?
Cunts! |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"I recently learned about menopausal labial fusion.
Shit the bed.
My vagina could literally seal itself shut.
Now I'm not just wanking for pleasure, but for the good of my health."
I have just Googled it. Wish I hadn't  Think my wand is going to be on constant charge from now on. |
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