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What’s your price!? (Just for fun, obvs!)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Imagine yourself in an ‘Indecent Proposal’ situation where a stranger wants to spend the night with you.
Assume it’s not someone you’re particularly attracted to, nor repulsed by. Just an average Joe or Jane.
What’s your ‘price’?
Just for fun, like! Your answer can be lighthearted or serious, it’s not a thread seeking to make a genuine commercial transaction (in case the mods are feeling trigger happy!  )
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over a year ago
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"Firstly, us lot here are not for sale. Even if you think we are ugly "
Not even £100 million tax free? For one night. Sets you up for life that. Grin and bear it, live a life of luxury thereafter wanting for nothing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't need to offer myself to anyone I don't like nor fancy.
I'd give him a bar of rat poison thinking I am easy.
Some here think just that.
I am not hanging in here just to go legs open because he offered me a fuck. |
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"Firstly, us lot here are not for sale. Even if you think we are ugly
Not even £100 million tax free? For one night. Sets you up for life that. Grin and bear it, live a life of luxury thereafter wanting for nothing?"
No. I don't need money in that way. I work to get my things and don't need hand outs  |
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over a year ago
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"I don't need to offer myself to anyone I don't like nor fancy.
I'd give him a bar of rat poison thinking I am easy.
Some here think just that.
I am not hanging in here just to go legs open because he offered me a fuck. "
I’m straight straight. Not even ever so, ever so slightly fab straight. But for £100m for one night of demeaning and debasing myself, for a lifetime thereafter of luxury, hell I’d even let Donald Trump have me!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' " |
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"Firstly, us lot here are not for sale. Even if you think we are ugly
Not even £100 million tax free? For one night. Sets you up for life that. Grin and bear it, live a life of luxury thereafter wanting for nothing?"
Exactly. I'd shag a fat bloke and a goat for that. Would need to be d*unk or hypnotised though lol. |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' ""
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!  |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise! "
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100% |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Firstly, us lot here are not for sale. Even if you think we are ugly
Not even £100 million tax free? For one night. Sets you up for life that. Grin and bear it, live a life of luxury thereafter wanting for nothing?"
For £100 million tax free I would shag almost any person on here. Almost. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100% "
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
Nope
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"I don't need to offer myself to anyone I don't like nor fancy.
I'd give him a bar of rat poison thinking I am easy.
Some here think just that.
I am not hanging in here just to go legs open because he offered me a fuck.
I’m straight straight. Not even ever so, ever so slightly fab straight. But for £100m for one night of demeaning and debasing myself, for a lifetime thereafter of luxury, hell I’d even let Donald Trump have me!! "
Oh come on, not Trump! There's no amount of money worth that. But then again it doesn't have to be money does it... I would fuck Trump (shudder) if he would come clean to everyone on all his criminal and immoral activities and take his punishment....I'd be doing it for the good of the world after all  |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
Nope
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She's clearly already very wealthy |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' ""
Absolutely brilliant.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
Nope
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fair do’s! You have my utmost respect!
I’ve already confessed I’d do a NSA all-nighter with Ms Average for £10k so I’m feeling very cheap now!  |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
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I can honestly say . There is nothing I would not do for 20 million pounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
Nope
fair do’s! You have my utmost respect!
I’ve already confessed I’d do a NSA all-nighter with Ms Average for £10k so I’m feeling very cheap now! "
So you should. Tart  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
Nope
fair do’s! You have my utmost respect!
I’ve already confessed I’d do a NSA all-nighter with Ms Average for £10k so I’m feeling very cheap now!
So you should. Tart "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Firstly, us lot here are not for sale. Even if you think we are ugly
Not even £100 million tax free? For one night. Sets you up for life that. Grin and bear it, live a life of luxury thereafter wanting for nothing?
For £100 million tax free I would shag almost any person on here. Almost. "
You could close your eyes really really tight with *that one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Firstly, us lot here are not for sale. Even if you think we are ugly
Not even £100 million tax free? For one night. Sets you up for life that. Grin and bear it, live a life of luxury thereafter wanting for nothing?
For £100 million tax free I would shag almost any person on here. Almost.
You could close your eyes really really tight with *that one "
For £100m I’d even shag myself. And I know what all of my dirty habits are too!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100% "
Am with you on this. We do not need it nor want it at a cost |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Firstly, us lot here are not for sale. Even if you think we are ugly
Not even £100 million tax free? For one night. Sets you up for life that. Grin and bear it, live a life of luxury thereafter wanting for nothing?
For £100 million tax free I would shag almost any person on here. Almost.
You could close your eyes really really tight with *that one
For £100m I’d even shag myself. And I know what all of my dirty habits are too! "
You wouldnt be allowed to wash your hands first either filthy boy, would you still do it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
Am with you on this. We do not need it nor want it at a cost "
good principles to have!
I admit that I’m too weak and would eventually succumb to greed and temptation when the price reached a certain level.
But I doff my hat to those that would turn down £20 billion for a one night knee-trembler and maintain their moral values! |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
Am with you on this. We do not need it nor want it at a cost
good principles to have!
I admit that I’m too weak and would eventually succumb to greed and temptation when the price reached a certain level.
But I doff my hat to those that would turn down £20 billion for a one night knee-trembler and maintain their moral values! "
Even if they were proper minging and smelly? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
Am with you on this. We do not need it nor want it at a cost
good principles to have!
I admit that I’m too weak and would eventually succumb to greed and temptation when the price reached a certain level.
But I doff my hat to those that would turn down £20 billion for a one night knee-trembler and maintain their moral values!
Even if they were proper minging and smelly? "
Well the question said they were neither attractive nor repulsive, but for £20bn I might even (reference to digging up Jimmy Savile removed on legal advice) |
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It's hard to suggest "my price", I have no idea, but if I suggested to this average Joe, my price is £1,000,000 and he agreed to pay that sum of money for one night, I would do it.
I would point out that I am not a sex-for-hire sex worker, but the money was needed to better my life and would be a one off.
I sleep with average Joe virtual strangers anyway from here, so that's how I would justify the act (in my head) |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
Am with you on this. We do not need it nor want it at a cost
good principles to have!
I admit that I’m too weak and would eventually succumb to greed and temptation when the price reached a certain level.
But I doff my hat to those that would turn down £20 billion for a one night knee-trembler and maintain their moral values!
Even if they were proper minging and smelly?
Well the question said they were neither attractive nor repulsive, but for £20bn I might even (reference to digging up Jimmy Savile removed on legal advice) "
Hahahaha omg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's hard to suggest "my price", I have no idea, but if I suggested to this average Joe, my price is £1,000,000 and he agreed to pay that sum of money for one night, I would do it.
I would point out that I am not a sex-for-hire sex worker, but the money was needed to better my life and would be a one off.
I sleep with average Joe virtual strangers anyway from here, so that's how I would justify the act (in my head) "
Not £950k? |
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"Bernard Shaw was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.' `Oh yes,' he said. `Well, I wouldn't,' she said. `Oh yes you would,' he said. `For instance,' he said, `would you sleep with me for... for a million pounds?' `Well,' she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.' `Would you do it for ten shillings?' said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!' said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?' `We've established that already,' said Bernard Shaw. `We're just trying to fix your price now!' "
exactly! I’m sure we all have a price for anything! I don’t believe anyone who says otherwise!
Noooo I don’t think we do to be honest. I wouldn’t have sex with someone for any amount in all seriousness. 100%
What, not even TWENTY BILLION POUNDS!!!!????
Nope
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If anyone was planning on offering this lady 20 mil or bil....i will happily do it on her behalf |
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