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"I’m a Buckinghamshire lass, although London living now.
I heart the beech tree woods. "
Arrrr a fine lass indeed if ever I see one!
Our numbers be swelling now and as the saying goes....
‘I be Bucks, born and bred, strong in the arm but weak in the ‘ed’  |
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"Can I claim membership? Yorkshire by origin but relocated to Bucks a week or so ago."
Have you been to the Chair Museum in High Wycombe yet?
Answer is critical to your acceptance. |
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There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions. |
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"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions."
If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate  |
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"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions.
If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate "
Meet me by the Golden Ball and I’ll be yours forever. |
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"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions.
If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate
Meet me by the Golden Ball and I’ll be yours forever."
Shall we be wed in West Wycombe church (and subsequently join the illustrious ranks of luminaries such as Tori Amos) or else go the pagan path and marry in the caves?
Either way, I have my horse drawn cart ready to take us off into the sunset (well, my horse is a bit long in the tooth if truth be told but could probably manage to get us as far as Marlow at least)  |
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"I'm now worried about having to carve my own seating with the golden balls out!  "
Fear not good sir; We have an Ercol nearby so if you wish to cheat on the chairs, I’m sure the rest of our members will be more than willing to turn a blind eye  |
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"There's a chair museum? Not yet been there, I was planning to take my son into London to the science museum tomorrow, but there appears to be a challenger for our attentions.
If you can cobble together a beechwood table and chair with nothing but a pen knife and a wood plane whilst sitting on a tree stump in West Wycombe Woods and chewing the obligatory corn husk, then you’ll receive an honourary lifetime membership to our exclusive club and receive a free guided tour around Sir Edward Dashwood’s estate
Meet me by the Golden Ball and I’ll be yours forever.
Shall we be wed in West Wycombe church (and subsequently join the illustrious ranks of luminaries such as Tori Amos) or else go the pagan path and marry in the caves?
Either way, I have my horse drawn cart ready to take us off into the sunset (well, my horse is a bit long in the tooth if truth be told but could probably manage to get us as far as Marlow at least) "
If we time it for the regatta, I’ll spring us a bottle of Pimms. |
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"I'm now worried about having to carve my own seating with the golden balls out!
Fear not good sir; We have an Ercol nearby so if you wish to cheat on the chairs, I’m sure the rest of our members will be more than willing to turn a blind eye "
Cheating on chairs is a pretty peculiar fetish, but hey-ho the country ways are the best!
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"I feel lucky to be in Buckinghamshire. Lovely beautiful countryside and central London just 35 to 40mins drive. So lucky! The hills still fascinate me, even though I grew up here. "
The hundreds of acres of leafy beech woods are truly beautiful |
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"Love this thread Duno why I read in my head in a pirate accent not a country one lol. Bucks born and bred here "
Pieces of eight
Arrrrrr another luvly Bucks lass 
Ey be thee me love on this fine morn?
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