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I feel for the poor mermaids tbf.
You know that old saying:
“If it tastes like chicken, keep on licking..
If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out ..”?
Well I’m guessing they don’t taste of chicken ..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a tit wank off a barmaid once. Probs my half as good as the real thing?
Depends
I'm guessing you are good at this Queen? X"
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"I’m assuming mermaids have vaginas of some sort. Obviously not between their legs. Or do they lay eggs that get fertilised by passing mermen?
Do mermaids get pregnant? "
Oh yes indeed they do get pregnant.....about 200 offspring per litter and the mothers demand full child maintenance each new tide, on the dot!  |
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"I’m assuming mermaids have vaginas of some sort. Obviously not between their legs. Or do they lay eggs that get fertilised by passing mermen?
Do mermaids get pregnant? "
They lay eggs out their armpits |
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or am I missing something 
Well.....I think it was a mermaid at any rate.....but if not, (I was after all, highly inebriated on rum at the time) then sea cows take the accolade 
