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I didn’t know you knew that about me...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has the old BBC2 Testcard hidden in their bedroom, that’s why you never see it on the telly anymore.
Knits tiny hats for premature kittens"
Is called picky because she insists on picking every buttercup she finds and accosting strangers about their preference for butter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is actually a girl."
Has an insatiable craving for cat milk and has been barred from several RSPCA shelters for attempting to farm felines to feed her need. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is actually a girl.
Has an insatiable craving for cat milk and has been barred from several RSPCA shelters for attempting to farm felines to feed her need. "
Is still a girl. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Is actually a girl.
Has an insatiable craving for cat milk and has been barred from several RSPCA shelters for attempting to farm felines to feed her need.
Is still a girl. "
Her username has nothing to do with Dickens at all but actually relates to her failed Dragons Den appearance where she attempted to convince them to buy into her scheme to supply virtual cans of a well known beer over the internet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She’s terribly compliant.
She's compliantly terrible 
Works as a derrière double for Brad Pitt and other A-listers. The pay is complete arse I hear though."
Has a large collection of rubber gloves and scrubby sponges that he uses to wash himself whenever he has impure thoughts about Theresa May |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invented the ring pull
Keeps a life size model of Lenin by his bed which he kisses goodnight every night "
have you been spying in me , ah God, even though he doesn't exist and is a creation of the bourgeoisie. Knows men in was a to bloke and great at darts
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drives everywhere.
Owns an owl "
Is sponsored by Coca-Cola and as a result has to wear a bright red suit every day between 12-2 when he has to dance outside the local college singing about how crap Pepsi is |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Drives everywhere.
Owns an owl
Is sponsored by Coca-Cola and as a result has to wear a bright red suit every day between 12-2 when he has to dance outside the local college singing about how crap Pepsi is"
The Kinks wrote Lola after they met him down in Old Soho one Saturday night |
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