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WHY THE DUKE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD (tribute to all other great male swingers)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Viewing swinging life from a evaluated platform not only gives greater perspective, but also sets a solemn reminder that not everyone can operate on my world class level.
A good deal of time on this site is spent deleting jealous hate mail. The majority of these senders boast one or zero verifications compared to my 19 published ones which all reveal my true greatness. Each verifications reveals how big and thick my penis is, how incredible my oral skills are and how beautiful I am too look at. But more importantly each verifications makes reference to my superior intellect and articulate way of speaking. This combination of charm, beauty and intelligence is truly irresistible, this is an actual fact since all 19 verifications state this.
Another noticeable irony from these key board warrior Duke Haters is they inform my many woman they could offer better services yet upload no pictures. My 5 public picture's reveal a perfect penis and a body that 95% of men on here will never achieve. I do not drink, smoke or eat fatty foods, this automatically makes me better than any males swingers who do. I show restraint and discipline at all times something the average Friday night take away and beer reprobate does not.
Many Duke Haters are becoming increasingly frustrated at their lack of success whilst they sit in their small bedrooms looking at my ever improving profile. They bombard female after female with single sentence drivel and get upset when no response comes. This comes down to lack of class and extremely poor mental strength. I myself meditate daily, something that is a very skilled discipline and one of the reasons I am so calm, amazing and successful as a swinger.
It is important for these haters to understand that their words and protests are meaningless and ultimately extends from their own jealously. I have enjoyed ten incredibly successful years as a swinger and have not reached my full potential. I write this as a tribute to all other successful male swingers who have to deal with the resentment and bitterness which steams from our own brilliance.
Duke has spoken
#Duke
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Viewing swinging life from a evaluated platform not only gives greater perspective, but also sets a solemn reminder that not everyone can operate on my world class level.
A good deal of time on this site is spent deleting jealous hate mail. The majority of these senders boast one or zero verifications compared to my 19 published ones which all reveal my true greatness. Each verifications reveals how big and thick my penis is, how incredible my oral skills are and how beautiful I am too look at. But more importantly each verifications makes reference to my superior intellect and articulate way of speaking. This combination of charm, beauty and intelligence is truly irresistible, this is an actual fact since all 19 verifications state this.
Another noticeable irony from these key board warrior Duke Haters is they inform my many woman they could offer better services yet upload no pictures. My 5 public picture's reveal a perfect penis and a body that 95% of men on here will never achieve. I do not drink, smoke or eat fatty foods, this automatically makes me better than any males swingers who do. I show restraint and discipline at all times something the average Friday night take away and beer reprobate does not.
Many Duke Haters are becoming increasingly frustrated at their lack of success whilst they sit in their small bedrooms looking at my ever improving profile. They bombard female after female with single sentence drivel and get upset when no response comes. This comes down to lack of class and extremely poor mental strength. I myself meditate daily, something that is a very skilled discipline and one of the reasons I am so calm, amazing and successful as a swinger.
It is important for these haters to understand that their words and protests are meaningless and ultimately extends from their own jealously. I have enjoyed ten incredibly successful years as a swinger and have not reached my full potential. I write this as a tribute to all other successful male swingers who have to deal with the resentment and bitterness which steams from our own brilliance.
Duke has spoken
#Duke
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Hmmm could do better on grammar and spelling. 8/10 lad  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You forgot to say that you’re quite good at spotting a good antique and you have the skin of an old leather couch. You’re welcome."
The Duke wonders if this middle aged swinger with two small verifications understands the irony of his comment after reading The Dukes post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I agree with the point about hate messages, there's no need to run others down due to lack of your own success.
I'm with the above poster though, I did get a bit tired of reading how much you thought of yourself. Personally I prefer men a little (actually a lot) more humble.
IMO there's nothing more attractive than a man who doesn't think he's all that but who is very attractive to me.
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"Viewing swinging life from a evaluated platform not only gives greater perspective, but also sets a solemn reminder that not everyone can operate on my world class level.
A good deal of time on this site is spent deleting jealous hate mail. The majority of these senders boast one or zero verifications compared to my 19 published ones which all reveal my true greatness. Each verifications reveals how big and thick my penis is, how incredible my oral skills are and how beautiful I am too look at. But more importantly each verifications makes reference to my superior intellect and articulate way of speaking. This combination of charm, beauty and intelligence is truly irresistible, this is an actual fact since all 19 verifications state this.
Another noticeable irony from these key board warrior Duke Haters is they inform my many woman they could offer better services yet upload no pictures. My 5 public picture's reveal a perfect penis and a body that 95% of men on here will never achieve. I do not drink, smoke or eat fatty foods, this automatically makes me better than any males swingers who do. I show restraint and discipline at all times something the average Friday night take away and beer reprobate does not.
Many Duke Haters are becoming increasingly frustrated at their lack of success whilst they sit in their small bedrooms looking at my ever improving profile. They bombard female after female with single sentence drivel and get upset when no response comes. This comes down to lack of class and extremely poor mental strength. I myself meditate daily, something that is a very skilled discipline and one of the reasons I am so calm, amazing and successful as a swinger.
It is important for these haters to understand that their words and protests are meaningless and ultimately extends from their own jealously. I have enjoyed ten incredibly successful years as a swinger and have not reached my full potential. I write this as a tribute to all other successful male swingers who have to deal with the resentment and bitterness which steams from our own brilliance.
Duke has spoken
#Duke
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19 verifications in over a year?
Some people have 45 in 10 months.....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You forgot to say that you’re quite good at spotting a good antique and you have the skin of an old leather couch. You’re welcome.
The Duke wonders if this middle aged swinger with two small verifications understands the irony of his comment after reading The Dukes post."
I don’t call myself a swinger, I am not one, and I’m not here to shag my way through the site. I’m just a single guy after a bit of conversation really. I think the duke needs to stop talking about himself in the third person, it’s a bit odd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Viewing swinging life from a evaluated platform not only gives greater perspective, but also sets a solemn reminder that not everyone can operate on my world class level.
A good deal of time on this site is spent deleting jealous hate mail. The majority of these senders boast one or zero verifications compared to my 19 published ones which all reveal my true greatness. Each verifications reveals how big and thick my penis is, how incredible my oral skills are and how beautiful I am too look at. But more importantly each verifications makes reference to my superior intellect and articulate way of speaking. This combination of charm, beauty and intelligence is truly irresistible, this is an actual fact since all 19 verifications state this.
Another noticeable irony from these key board warrior Duke Haters is they inform my many woman they could offer better services yet upload no pictures. My 5 public picture's reveal a perfect penis and a body that 95% of men on here will never achieve. I do not drink, smoke or eat fatty foods, this automatically makes me better than any males swingers who do. I show restraint and discipline at all times something the average Friday night take away and beer reprobate does not.
Many Duke Haters are becoming increasingly frustrated at their lack of success whilst they sit in their small bedrooms looking at my ever improving profile. They bombard female after female with single sentence drivel and get upset when no response comes. This comes down to lack of class and extremely poor mental strength. I myself meditate daily, something that is a very skilled discipline and one of the reasons I am so calm, amazing and successful as a swinger.
It is important for these haters to understand that their words and protests are meaningless and ultimately extends from their own jealously. I have enjoyed ten incredibly successful years as a swinger and have not reached my full potential. I write this as a tribute to all other successful male swingers who have to deal with the resentment and bitterness which steams from our own brilliance.
Duke has spoken
#Duke
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I hope the platform you've used to make your point. Has been read by those you took the time to write it for....
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"Who is this guy ???  "
It’s the duke, come on, you’ve never heard of the duke?? Thought everyone knew the duke.
He’s like a younger ,toned ,Donald trump. He possibly owns the Channel Islands ,and will certainly become a world leader in a few years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a forum thread (or two) within the last week or so telling people to “get a sense of humour” and “it’s clearly just a joke” about some forum-famous posters on here.
Maybe a dose of that advice would be useful for everyone now too!
The Duke has been a regularly irregular poster on here for some time now and clearly has a talent for prose!
Take with a pinch of salt, enjoy the post and calm your horses!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who is this guy ???
It’s the duke, come on, you’ve never heard of the duke?? Thought everyone knew the duke.
He’s like a younger ,toned ,Donald trump. He possibly owns the Channel Islands ,and will certainly become a world leader in a few years."
Never heard of him until today |
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"I remember a forum thread (or two) within the last week or so telling people to “get a sense of humour” and “it’s clearly just a joke” about some forum-famous posters on here.
Maybe a dose of that advice would be useful for everyone now too!
The Duke has been a regularly irregular poster on here for some time now and clearly has a talent for prose!
Take with a pinch of salt, enjoy the post and calm your horses!
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If it was funny instead of egotistical nonsense I could get your point |
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!"
Looking at the pics , I would agree .
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yep he loves himself, but hell why not, most on here do take everything so seriously, if you don’t get what he is really saying then you are probably not for him anyway |
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"Reminds me of the sherminator in American pie
Whadda we got ova here?
A cuppa haters
A cuppa haters?
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Well how many people do you know that can get away with referring to themselves in the third person? Sherman and the Rock. The OP didn't sound much like the Brahma bull |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!
Looking at the pics , I would agree .
You lucky woman "
I most certainly am! Perfect cock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All hail the duke are you sluthunter in disguise?
He made me think of sluthunter too. And the man with the golden gun.
This guys funny....... But not as funny as sluthunter. "
Thank you! That’s who I was trying to remember! |
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Nah, not even in the kiddies league Thinnie.
The was only one Duke, the one and only John Wayne, so don't you all go fretting yourself none there sonny.....given time you'll larn the ways of the grown-ups...given time. Now saddle up and move out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Viewing swinging life from a evaluated platform not only gives greater perspective, but also sets a solemn reminder that not everyone can operate on my world class level.
A good deal of time on this site is spent deleting jealous hate mail. The majority of these senders boast one or zero verifications compared to my 19 published ones which all reveal my true greatness. Each verifications reveals how big and thick my penis is, how incredible my oral skills are and how beautiful I am too look at. But more importantly each verifications makes reference to my superior intellect and articulate way of speaking. This combination of charm, beauty and intelligence is truly irresistible, this is an actual fact since all 19 verifications state this.
Another noticeable irony from these key board warrior Duke Haters is they inform my many woman they could offer better services yet upload no pictures. My 5 public picture's reveal a perfect penis and a body that 95% of men on here will never achieve. I do not drink, smoke or eat fatty foods, this automatically makes me better than any males swingers who do. I show restraint and discipline at all times something the average Friday night take away and beer reprobate does not.
Many Duke Haters are becoming increasingly frustrated at their lack of success whilst they sit in their small bedrooms looking at my ever improving profile. They bombard female after female with single sentence drivel and get upset when no response comes. This comes down to lack of class and extremely poor mental strength. I myself meditate daily, something that is a very skilled discipline and one of the reasons I am so calm, amazing and successful as a swinger.
It is important for these haters to understand that their words and protests are meaningless and ultimately extends from their own jealously. I have enjoyed ten incredibly successful years as a swinger and have not reached my full potential. I write this as a tribute to all other successful male swingers who have to deal with the resentment and bitterness which steams from our own brilliance.
Duke has spoken
#Duke
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Zip it shrimpy and turn the CAPS LOCK off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to meet this man just to get a verification from him! They are epic! Well done to Jersey Kitten...
PS we will be in St Helier beginning of November "
Come meet us we are great fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn’t be arsed to read the whole thread
But fucking hell you do love yourself. "
The image I now have of 'Furrybox' saying this with hands on hips just does it for me ..
And its right he loves himself far too much. And what on earth is third person 'Duke' thing all about ...
Jeeez I just want to meet likeminded, interesting, horny people ... It ain't rocket science  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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"I want to meet this man just to get a verification from him! They are epic! Well done to Jersey Kitten...
PS we will be in St Helier beginning of November
Come meet us we are great fun! "
Alas we are coming over with normal friends... There's a rugby game on they need to see. I shall be sampling the delights of the Radisson Blu Spa facilities while they freeze their bits off on a windy sideline |
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!"
He asked you to come on this thread and big him up didn't he? |
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!
He asked you to come on this thread and big him up didn't he? "
Not at all. I just enjoy every aspect of him  |
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!
He asked you to come on this thread and big him up didn't he?
Not at all. I just enjoy every aspect of him "
That's fabulous but you're hardly a regular poster. Just looks like backup was called for |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!
He asked you to come on this thread and big him up didn't he?
Not at all. I just enjoy every aspect of him
That's fabulous but you're hardly a regular poster. Just looks like backup was called for"
Green arrow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wow, talk about detail! I am officially founding the official Duke fan club, keep it up x
the postal address co St Saviours Hospital, they will sort out his medication before 8pm bedtime "
Hi Dad. |
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!
He asked you to come on this thread and big him up didn't he?
Not at all. I just enjoy every aspect of him
That's fabulous but you're hardly a regular poster. Just looks like backup was called for
Green arrow "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!
He asked you to come on this thread and big him up didn't he?
Not at all. I just enjoy every aspect of him
That's fabulous but you're hardly a regular poster. Just looks like backup was called for
Green arrow "
Well no arrows although it was to the point. What isn't made clear is that said lady extolling Duke's virtues apparently (in his own words):
"She resides in the West Wing of Duke Towers"
So its his partner. Definitely support called up. |
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"Well I can certainly verify the hate mail for having more than one verication with Duke.
I have to give it to him, he is extremely beautiful to look at!
He asked you to come on this thread and big him up didn't he?
Not at all. I just enjoy every aspect of him
That's fabulous but you're hardly a regular poster. Just looks like backup was called for
Green arrow
Well no arrows although it was to the point. What isn't made clear is that said lady extolling Duke's virtues apparently (in his own words):
"She resides in the West Wing of Duke Towers"
So its his partner. Definitely support called up. "
I heard the bugle from here.
Guffaw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How come if The Duke is so great, then why do none of his threads fill up,(green arrow him) in fact they don’t even get close. Just food for thought The Duke, maybe back to the drawing board ?!
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