"Where are we flying to? Button Moon is apparently really nice this time of year 
So I heard. Let's follow Mr Spoon "
I hope we can make it through the Van Allen belt though; This Heinz baked beans can doesn’t appear sufficiently insulated against high levels of radiation.....  |
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Update: Erm....a bit of a problem has occurred; My initial concern regarding the inadequate shielding of our baked beans can interplanetary craft against high levels of cosmic radiation has proven indeed well founded.
As a direct result of travelling through the Van Allen belt, myself and my three companions have undergone a rather startling metamorphosis. My limbs have become like elastic, my friend Ben now looks like a giant turd, Johnny has burst into flames and Sue has disappeared altogether!
On the positive side however, we’ve all agreed that a new career as super heroes may now be a viable future career option but a certain Mr Stan Lee is threatening to sue us for copyright infringement based upon the name I coined for our little troupe. We’ve thus decided to call ourselves The Fabtastic Four instead |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Update: Erm....a bit of a problem has occurred; My initial concern regarding the inadequate shielding of our baked beans can interplanetary craft against high levels of cosmic radiation has proven indeed well founded.
As a direct result of travelling through the Van Allen belt, myself and my three companions have undergone a rather startling metamorphosis. My limbs have become like elastic, my friend Ben now looks like a giant turd, Johnny has burst into flames and Sue has disappeared altogether!
On the positive side however, we’ve all agreed that a new career as super heroes may now be a viable future career option but a certain Mr Stan Lee is threatening to sue us for copyright infringement based upon the name I coined for our little troupe. We’ve thus decided to call ourselves The Fabtastic Four instead "
It's amazing how versatile beans are.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are going to our nearest star. What's a zero gravity fuck like ? "
Like everything falling out of your arse. A prolapse like you'll never experience on earth.
Only trouble is you'll get crispy nipples and a labia like pork scratchlings? 93 million miles worth it for that? |
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