 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief 
Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?
....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate  "
Haha, like A Clockwork Orange, or I should say (wait for it) A Cockwork Orange. I’ll see myself out. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief
Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?
....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate "
Does one masturbate ones self,or do you have a member of staff service you?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief
Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?
....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate Does one masturbate ones self,or do you have a member of staff service you? "
..A rag and Boner man ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I always thought this was just one of them things from movies like the apple pie scene or girls having pillow fights in their underwear,
For those that have, Do you size down for a tighter fit or just use ankle socks
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You could add hair and plastic eyes to your sock, make it look like lambsy giving you a blow job ....lol.
I'm a strictly hands on type of guy."
Go all out and have a punch and Judy show.
That's the way to do it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief
Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?
....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate Does one masturbate ones self,or do you have a member of staff service you? ..A rag and Boner man ? "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Ooffft