Not sure. I believed my flip flops had a preference in which country they were going to be thrown away in though so brought them back to the Uk and chucked them.
So I don’t believe you are weird for thinking carrots have souls. |
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"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do
You could be reincarnated as a carrot  "
now you are being silly. Why would i revert back to being a carrot when ive already gone through all my reincarnation phases  |
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We've been lied to forever really.
When your a kid everyone is like 'here you are, eat this and you'll see in the dark, go on they are good for you'.
You soon figure out that theory is full of shit. Then you start drinking, then spewing and the little bastards are staring back at you. You didn't want to look at them first time round.
Saying that, I like finishing mine with thyme, butter and honey these days. |
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"We've been lied to forever really.
When your a kid everyone is like 'here you are, eat this and you'll see in the dark, go on they are good for you'.
You soon figure out that theory is full of shit. Then you start drinking, then spewing and the little bastards are staring back at you. You didn't want to look at them first time round.
Saying that, I like finishing mine with thyme, butter and honey these days."
carrots like to be respected dressing them up is nice |
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"Carrots having souls?
Are you completely off your trolley woman?
Everybody knows only shoes have souls...
hope they haunt you"
I aint fraid of no ghost...
Although my son's shoes have haunted me in the past which no exorcism would have ever cured..
Why is it teenage boys smell so bad! |
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As pointed out by PNG to me just now. To have a soul do you need have a brain that makes conscious decisions.
Therefore the question should be do carrots have brains ? |
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"As pointed out by PNG to me just now. To have a soul do you need have a brain that makes conscious decisions.
Therefore the question should be do carrots have brains ? "
not this old chestnut again *sighs* carrots dont have brains therefore no feelings so im happy to eat a carrot. A soul just lives within all living things lovely to here you two are having such an interesting conversation  |
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Diamondsmiles asks if carrots have souls and a fucking thread explodes. I ask if dinosaurs talked and people accuse me of being on something. Damn it! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!
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"Diamondsmiles asks if carrots have souls and a fucking thread explodes. I ask if dinosaurs talked and people accuse me of being on something. Damn it! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!
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Off course Dinosaurs can talk who didn't know that |
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"They may have souls but are clearly not as spiritually enlightened as Radishes may i ask what research you have done"
Ah, well....I’m from Sydney University where despite what you may have heard, we do a lot more than merely steal personal details and photos from sex sites
In fact, we are presently studying the highly fascinating concept of ‘souls’ and intrinsic sentience in common garden vegetables.
Did you know that (according to our research) at least 89% of Turnips actually consider themselves as agnostic?
Fascinating stuff is it not? Hello? Are you still there?  |
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"Diamondsmiles asks if carrots have souls and a fucking thread explodes. I ask if dinosaurs talked and people accuse me of being on something. Damn it! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!
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Damn! I missed that thread
But yes! Yes, they did (and still very much do in fact) |
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"They may have souls but are clearly not as spiritually enlightened as Radishes may i ask what research you have done
Ah, well....I’m from Sydney University where despite what you may have heard, we do a lot more than merely steal personal details and photos from sex sites
In fact, we are presently studying the highly fascinating concept of ‘souls’ and intrinsic sentience in common garden vegetables.
Did you know that (according to our research) at least 89% of Turnips actually consider themselves as agnostic?
Fascinating stuff is it not? Hello? Are you still there? "
finally. Someone on the thread talking sense |
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"I talk to my plants.
Carrots are plants therefore have feelings.
I still eat them though  "
You utter utter bastard!! 
If it's any consolidation carrots are just the tuber of a plant. So asking if it has a soul is a bit like me asking if my cock has a soul. But even then... that doesn't mean I'm free of mind to eat my cock. I'll leave that for others to do  |
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