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Cunting phone.
I'll try again.
Sense deprivation and being able to do nothing but feel."
Ha ha  cunting phone made me snort loudly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A partner who gives them the patience, freedom and time for them to explore everything that they wish to.
Did wonders for me! "
I’ve nailed that one the.  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 08/08/18 20:49:46]
Cunting phone.
I'll try again.
Sense deprivation and being able to do nothing but feel.
What is this cunting phone position? Sounds kinky  "
Think it's bent over, hunched at the shoulders, head down, fingering an inanimate object  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A partner who gives them the patience, freedom and time for them to explore everything that they wish to.
Did wonders for me!
I’ve nailed that one the. "
Lucky you, I didn't truly experience it until I was 24.
Not sure whether to thank him for being the one to introduce me to fab though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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anyone else have "let's talk about sexy baby.. let's talk about you and me.." running through their head when they saw this thread..
No...?
Just me...?
Okay then  |
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"anyone else have "let's talk about sexy baby.. let's talk about you and me.." running through their head when they saw this thread..
No...?
Just me...?
Okay then "
Just you babe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"anyone else have "let's talk about sexy baby.. let's talk about you and me.." running through their head when they saw this thread..
No...?
Just me...?
Okay then
Just you babe x"
As per usual |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyone else have "let's talk about sexy baby.. let's talk about you and me.." running through their head when they saw this thread..
No...?
Just me...?
Okay then
Just you babe x
As per usual "
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The cunting phone position has many forms.
It writes words it thinks you want to say, instead of the ones you type.
It topples, just as you're in the perfect position for your new profile pic and the timer hits zero
It rings at the most inopportune moment- usually with a telesales person at the other end.
Sometimes it tries to escape, it knows you've called it a cunt so whilst you're afoot the top of the stairs it launches itself from your grasp, making you gasp with horror at every bounce as it hurls itself down 12 steps.
Cunting phone. |
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"The cunting phone position has many forms.
It writes words it thinks you want to say, instead of the ones you type.
It topples, just as you're in the perfect position for your new profile pic and the timer hits zero
It rings at the most inopportune moment- usually with a telesales person at the other end.
Sometimes it tries to escape, it knows you've called it a cunt so whilst you're afoot the top of the stairs it launches itself from your grasp, making you gasp with horror at every bounce as it hurls itself down 12 steps.
Cunting phone."
So it's a sort of bratty type of thing then?
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"The cunting phone position has many forms.
It writes words it thinks you want to say, instead of the ones you type.
It topples, just as you're in the perfect position for your new profile pic and the timer hits zero
It rings at the most inopportune moment- usually with a telesales person at the other end.
Sometimes it tries to escape, it knows you've called it a cunt so whilst you're afoot the top of the stairs it launches itself from your grasp, making you gasp with horror at every bounce as it hurls itself down 12 steps.
Cunting phone."
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"The cunting phone position has many forms.
It writes words it thinks you want to say, instead of the ones you type.
It topples, just as you're in the perfect position for your new profile pic and the timer hits zero
It rings at the most inopportune moment- usually with a telesales person at the other end.
Sometimes it tries to escape, it knows you've called it a cunt so whilst you're afoot the top of the stairs it launches itself from your grasp, making you gasp with horror at every bounce as it hurls itself down 12 steps.
Cunting phone.
So it's a sort of bratty type of thing then?
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Like a toddler showing you up in public. |
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"anyone else have "let's talk about sexy baby.. let's talk about you and me.." running through their head when they saw this thread..
No...?
Just me...?
Okay then "
Let's talk about you and me then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All men should try pegging/prostate massage/something up their chuff.
The power of the prostate is strong!
I want to try prostate massage
I could make you shake like a shitting dog."
I'm up for that if you are |
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"All men should try pegging/prostate massage/something up their chuff.
The power of the prostate is strong!
I want to try prostate massage
I could make you shake like a shitting dog.
I'm up for that if you are "
You gotta clean the shit pipe out first or it's a non starter |
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"anyone else have "let's talk about sexy baby.. let's talk about you and me.." running through their head when they saw this thread..
No...?
Just me...?
Okay then "
Yep, all the good things and the bad things that may be. |
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