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Recent science evidence shows the dinosaurs built the pyramids. The sphinx is a fossil of one. Are they living amongst us now? Hidden in broad daylight by either quantum physics or our unwillingness to admit we all can see them?
Did you have an embarrassing sexual encounter with a dinosaur you're keeping hush?
The truth will out! What other startling scientific facts do you know? |
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"Recent science evidence shows the dinosaurs built the pyramids. The sphinx is a fossil of one. Are they living amongst us now? Hidden in broad daylight by either quantum physics or our unwillingness to admit we all can see them?
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I thought it was just me. Which ones do you see?
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Did you have an embarrassing sexual encounter with a dinosaur you're keeping hush?
The truth will out! What other startling scientific facts do you know? "
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"Recent science evidence shows the dinosaurs built the pyramids. The sphinx is a fossil of one. Are they living amongst us now? Hidden in broad daylight by either quantum physics or our unwillingness to admit we all can see them?
I thought it was just me. Which ones do you see?"
A Doyouthinkhesawus Rex  |
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I was walking the moorland around West Yorkshire a while back when I bumped into one. We got chatting and he ended up telling me all about his love of anal sex...
...turned out it was a Brontë-sore-ass. |
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"I was walking the moorland around West Yorkshire a while back when I bumped into one. We got chatting and he ended up telling me all about his love of anal sex...
...turned out it was a Brontë-sore-ass."
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"I was walking the moorland around West Yorkshire a while back when I bumped into one. We got chatting and he ended up telling me all about his love of anal sex...
...turned out it was a Brontë-sore-ass."
 Dad joke! That actually made me laugh. |
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"I once got taken up the time tunnel by a t -Rex and he showed me his dipped-load-of-course..... "
People on this thread will want to give you all sorts of advice. But honestly love you should really see a trained medic about that |
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"I once got taken up the time tunnel by a t -Rex and he showed me his dipped-load-of-course.....
People on this thread will want to give you all sorts of advice. But honestly love you should really see a trained medic about that "
Yes this is definately a thread people will turn to for advice |
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"I once got taken up the time tunnel by a t -Rex and he showed me his dipped-load-of-course.....
People on this thread will want to give you all sorts of advice. But honestly love you should really see a trained medic about that
Yes this is definately a thread people will turn to for advice "
Hey! At least this is informational and true unlike threads on not smiling |
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"I once got taken up the time tunnel by a t -Rex and he showed me his dipped-load-of-course.....
People on this thread will want to give you all sorts of advice. But honestly love you should really see a trained medic about that
Yes this is definately a thread people will turn to for advice
Hey! At least this is informational and true unlike threads on not smiling "
And Dr Phil agrees with me |
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Over 250 million years of evolution and all Hollywood can do is give them a slow lion's roar.
Lizards hiss, birds chirp and alligators rumble so they probably did versions of that.
History has sadly removed signs of the species that did learn to speak despite their shout of "what's that bright light coming towards us" being one of the most important speeches ever. |
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"Recent science evidence shows the dinosaurs built the pyramids. The sphinx is a fossil of one. Are they living amongst us now? Hidden in broad daylight by either quantum physics or our unwillingness to admit we all can see them?
I thought it was just me. Which ones do you see?
A Doyouthinkhesawus Rex "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Over 250 million years of evolution and all Hollywood can do is give them a slow lion's roar.
Lizards hiss, birds chirp and alligators rumble so they probably did versions of that.
History has sadly removed signs of the species that did learn to speak despite their shout of "what's that bright light coming towards us" being one of the most important speeches ever."
 There is hope though. Paleontologists might discover evidence of their thoughts in their bones using new types of telescopes and oija boards. 100% |
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too"
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Over 250 million years of evolution and all Hollywood can do is give them a slow lion's roar.
Lizards hiss, birds chirp and alligators rumble so they probably did versions of that.
History has sadly removed signs of the species that did learn to speak despite their shout of "what's that bright light coming towards us" being one of the most important speeches ever."
Pahaha! Love this! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"From the sublime to the ridiculous!!"
Hey! You've only got yourself to blame. You lot wore out my serious muscle with all those turgid posts about metaphysics over the last few days. Now silly is all I've got to give |
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters? "
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes |
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes "
He means Metaphorus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes
He means Metaphorus "
Did you have dinosaurs when you were young?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes "
Ooo you mean like Pixar! I like it.
"After Jimmy the Iguanadon spent the night in dinosaur jail he woke up with a very sore bottom Vince the Stegosaurus said he'd probe the matter latter as they skipped merrily to the swamp"
That kind of thing. Edgy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes
He means Metaphorus
Did you have dinosaurs when you were young? "
Depends what you mean by "have" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes
He means Metaphorus
Did you have dinosaurs when you were young?
Depends what you mean by "have" "
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes
Ooo you mean like Pixar! I like it.
"After Jimmy the Iguanadon spent the night in dinosaur jail he woke up with a very sore bottom Vince the Stegosaurus said he'd probe the matter latter as they skipped merrily to the swamp"
That kind of thing. Edgy "
See, you're a natural. Need an agent? You just bring to creativity, do all the writing, send me the scripts, where you want them published and the artwork for the cover, and then leave the rest to me. I'll take 20%. |
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes
Ooo you mean like Pixar! I like it.
"After Jimmy the Iguanadon spent the night in dinosaur jail he woke up with a very sore bottom Vince the Stegosaurus said he'd probe the matter latter as they skipped merrily to the swamp"
That kind of thing. Edgy
See, you're a natural. Need an agent? You just bring to creativity, do all the writing, send me the scripts, where you want them published and the artwork for the cover, and then leave the rest to me. I'll take 20%. "
Hmm I can sense you're trying to out math me in my moment of weakness. Would you settle for 80% instead? |
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"OP, have you ever considered writing books for children? You'd seriously be good at it! There's money in it too
Should I leave the bit out about the sexual encounters?
Just put them in as metaphors, parents love in-jokes
Ooo you mean like Pixar! I like it.
"After Jimmy the Iguanadon spent the night in dinosaur jail he woke up with a very sore bottom Vince the Stegosaurus said he'd probe the matter latter as they skipped merrily to the swamp"
That kind of thing. Edgy
See, you're a natural. Need an agent? You just bring to creativity, do all the writing, send me the scripts, where you want them published and the artwork for the cover, and then leave the rest to me. I'll take 20%.
Hmm I can sense you're trying to out math me in my moment of weakness. Would you settle for 80% instead? "
I can see you're a good negotiator so I can offer you a 5 book deal where we take 99%. Don't let the percentage fool you, it's not the slice of the pie that matters, it's how big the pie gets. |
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"There is hope though. Paleontologists might discover evidence of their thoughts in their bones using new types of telescopes and oija boards. 100% "
Has anyone seen the physical qualifications of these Paleontologists? Are they photocopies by any chance? |
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Depends on what you mean by startling scientific facts, Birds have evolved from dinosaurs which have evolved to what they are today so the distant ancestors of birds were Infact dinosaurs, A scientific fact and a good one If I say It myself... |
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"I used to have a budgie called Terry, short for Pterodactyl, and he could talk
In the next Jurassic world film, they get one of the pterosaurs to say "who's a pretty boy""
I think mine needed a swear box  |
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"This thread is epic! "
So you should say. It was carefully derived using the scientific results of a nationwide survey of sexy 47 year old women who live in Birmingham, have great tits, and heavenly bum cheeks. You're its primary demographic
Or, as a 30ft high dinosaur may well have put it, ragh rah roarrr ragh raaaar ruh roooar rah rih rargh roarrr. And who would argue with that? |
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"In years to come this thread will be pointed to as marking the exact moment when artificial intelligence overtook human intelligence "
I thought we were living in a simulation, but now you're saying you are a simulation. You just blew my mind. |
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"This thread is epic!
So you should say. It was carefully derived using the scientific results of a nationwide survey of sexy 47 year old women who live in Birmingham, have great tits, and heavenly bum cheeks. You're its primary demographic
Or, as a 30ft high dinosaur may well have put it, ragh rah roarrr ragh raaaar ruh roooar rah rih rargh roarrr. And who would argue with that? "
A female dinosaur...obviously  |
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"In years to come this thread will be pointed to as marking the exact moment when artificial intelligence overtook human intelligence
I thought we were living in a simulation, but now you're saying you are a simulation. You just blew my mind. "
Hey! That sounds like a killer plot to a great sci-fi movie. There's a guy living in a simulation... except it's just a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation. And you'll never guess the twist...
...it was all a simulation  |
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"Of course dinosaurs talk. Have you never seen Barney?
Adults would watch dink the last dinosaur
Who? (I'm not an adult yet)."
There are so many people on fab who don't have the same cultural references as me. I never met people that didn't know Dr Phil until I did a thread on it. |
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"In years to come this thread will be pointed to as marking the exact moment when artificial intelligence overtook human intelligence
I thought we were living in a simulation, but now you're saying you are a simulation. You just blew my mind.
Hey! That sounds like a killer plot to a great sci-fi movie. There's a guy living in a simulation... except it's just a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation of a simulation. And you'll never guess the twist...
...it was all a simulation "
Think That bloke from Titanic did that already |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Depends on what you mean by startling scientific facts, Birds have evolved from dinosaurs which have evolved to what they are today so the distant ancestors of birds were Infact dinosaurs, A scientific fact and a good one If I say It myself... "
So let me get this straight. What you're proposing is that the dinosaurs were too conspicuous (fair enough... they were whopping great lizards... bit difficult to hide a fucking massive lizard I'd imagine) so they took to pretending they were birds?! Dressing up with pretty coloured feathers? They sound a bit bi to me mate. I don't think there's any palaeontological evidence dinosaurs took it up the arse. But then I guess that is more the domain of physics isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ever since I started this thread I keep getting pushy messages from dinosaurs wanting to know if I can blow them right now round the back of their local volcano. Stegosauruses are the worst |
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"You tell porkies op this thread has had more posts than my carrots "
That's only because half the posts on here are by me laughing at my own jokes that no one else gets |
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