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For lovers of cock snot up ur fart pipe
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ve come back wanting to take up that job offer 
Will it mean I can get up off my knees at last? 
Lol afraid not "
Bugger.
Sneaks off to get a kneeling pad.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That was a quick flounce
Welcome back"
Lol. I’m used to my new hormone levels now the doc has stopped increasing them every prescription and I’m a little less flouncy now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm new here, so obviously I don't recognise you.
So, I'd just like to say that I think you look fantastic and it makes me wish I lived nearer.
Happy fabbing. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"That was a quick flounce
Welcome back
Lol. I’m used to my new hormone levels now the doc has stopped increasing them every prescription and I’m a little less flouncy now "
...difficult to flounce with short stumpy legs 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Glad to be back.
Thank you for all the pm’s and nice words.... and especially the sarcastic, witty words. Oh how I’ve missed you, you messed up bunch of weirdos xxx.
For those who hadn’t seen the ‘cock snot up the fart pipe’ reference before, May I suggest a quick forum search and read one of the best threads we shared from a few years ago. I’d love to claim it as my own but alas I can only dream of such a thing.... as it slowly drips back into my Agent Provocateur knickers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And those who don’t.....
Have you missed me?
Even a little bit?
I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox. "
I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.
Many people have worshiped this arse
Many people should whip that arse 
A select few have.
Hard I thought you’d left!  "
I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know |
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"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.
Many people have worshiped this arse
Many people should whip that arse
A select few have.
Hard I thought you’d left!
I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know "
Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.
Not you, of course.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.
Many people have worshiped this arse
Many people should whip that arse
A select few have.
Hard I thought you’d left!
I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know
Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.
Not you, of course. "
I like to think I’m more of a floater.
You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.
I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...
You moved me op x"
It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...
You moved me op x
It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say? "
Eight times as much as one I guess, bit I meant what can ‘I’ say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...
You moved me op x
It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say?
Eight times as much as one I guess, bit I meant what can ‘I’ say "
Offs. Auto carrot hasn’t changed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And those who don’t.....
Have you missed me?
Even a little bit?
I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.
I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man
As requested. "
Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you  |
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"And those who don’t.....
Have you missed me?
Even a little bit?
I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.
I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man
As requested.
Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you "
Uh huh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...
You moved me op x
It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say?
Eight times as much as one I guess, bit I meant what can ‘I’ say
Offs. Auto carrot hasn’t changed "
Ha ha! That was brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And those who don’t.....
Have you missed me?
Even a little bit?
I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.
I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man
As requested.
Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you
Uh huh. "
Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue. |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"And those who don’t.....
Have you missed me?
Even a little bit?
I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.
I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man
As requested.
Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you
Uh huh.
Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue. "
I think that was his aim. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And those who don’t.....
Have you missed me?
Even a little bit?
I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.
I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man
As requested.
Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you
Uh huh.
Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue.
I think that was his aim. "
Lol. I’ve done it before. He loves a smooth foof pic |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.
Many people have worshiped this arse
Many people should whip that arse
A select few have.
Hard I thought you’d left!
I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know
Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.
Not you, of course.
I like to think I’m more of a floater.
You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.
I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo. "
You use your tongue better than a $20 whore |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.
Many people have worshiped this arse
Many people should whip that arse
A select few have.
Hard I thought you’d left!
I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know
Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.
Not you, of course.
I like to think I’m more of a floater.
You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.
I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.
You use your tongue better than a $20 whore"
 you’ve seen the video then? |
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"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.
Many people have worshiped this arse
Many people should whip that arse
A select few have.
Hard I thought you’d left!
I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know
Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.
Not you, of course.
I like to think I’m more of a floater.
You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.
I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.
You use your tongue better than a $20 whore
you’ve seen the video then? "
If there's a video out there I demand to see it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.
Many people have worshiped this arse
Many people should whip that arse
A select few have.
Hard I thought you’d left!
I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know
Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.
Not you, of course.
I like to think I’m more of a floater.
You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.
I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.
You use your tongue better than a $20 whore
you’ve seen the video then?
If there's a video out there I demand to see it! "
I thought you were holding the camera? |
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Welcome back Rachael you were missed xx ..
Another great thread from the past was one where the lady's Butt Plug disappeared up her backside, very early in my visits here.
Laughed till I cried over that one. Wonder where that one is, cannot remember the title.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for the welcome backs folks.
You guys really are something special. I’ve poured my heart out into open forum over the last few years and, almost without exception, you forumites have been there encouraging, supporting and imparting wise words.
I wouldn’t be where I am without you.
Love you all. And yes; I really mean that.
And no; that wasn’t me agreeing to fuck you all!!!! |
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"And those who don’t.....
Have you missed me?
Even a little bit?
I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.
I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man
As requested.
Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you
Uh huh.
Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue.
I think that was his aim.
Lol. I’ve done it before. He loves a smooth foof pic "
True story. |
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