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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen the most beautiful house spider running along the floor.
Not doing anyone any harm.
Hopefully ready to fill her belly of those pesky summer flies!!!
Are you a lover or hater of spiders? "
Squish the Bastud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have one that makes its home over one of the CCTV cameras outside.
It.is fantastic to watch it spin its web, or skuttle across the front of the camera.
We have taken to naming it Boris |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t hate them but I am scared of them. They also fascinate me. If I see one I try to catch it and put it out side, but unfortunately some have been killed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an on off phobe. When I'm having an anxious spell I can't have even the little ones near me. When I'm feeling calm I can ignore the long, spindly one that lives in my bedroom.
The big, black house spiders freak me out though. They are quick fuckers. Now I've creeped myself out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have one that makes its home over one of the CCTV cameras outside.
It.is fantastic to watch it spin its web, or skuttle across the front of the camera.
We have taken to naming it Boris"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpz2OYf1QU
The Who - Boris the Spider - YouTube
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.look ones behind you  "
I'm in bed with the light out and behind me there's about four inches of pillow, then head board and then the wall... and even though I know that it is highly unlikey that you will be correct, I am too scared to look... but probably won't be able to sleep now until I check!   |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry. 
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!"
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
I don't like them, I used to be terrified of them but we get lots at work and I can't let the children see I'm scared so I have to be brave and scoop them up in a plastic cud with a piece of card on top and put them outside, while the children watch in awe
.... Then I go somewhere private and have a little quiet panicky meltdown |
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over a year ago
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up."
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula "
omg nooooo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't like them, I used to be terrified of them but we get lots at work and I can't let the children see I'm scared so I have to be brave and scoop them up in a plastic cud with a piece of card on top and put them outside, while the children watch in awe
.... Then I go somewhere private and have a little quiet panicky meltdown"
Yup! This is the best I can manage too. Still makes my skin crawl just thinking about doing it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula "
Well, I suppose I could do that...
Who am I kidding?!  That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!  |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist! "
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs. |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs. "
Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!! |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
I had a kinda pet/perv spiders as a kid. Every time I got in the bath it would just appear and sit near the taps watching me 
An last year I followed a Mexican red back tarantula into the jungle fascinated ( then I googled it’s method of attack ) Note to self don’t stand behind them again |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.
Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!! "
So you don't mind flies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula
Well, I suppose I could do that...
Who am I kidding?! That is sooooo not gonna happen!!! "
I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.
Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!
So you don't mind flies? "
No issue with spiders really.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs. "
Slugs are just homeless snails |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.
Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!
So you don't mind flies? "
They get nuked with chemicals if they come near me or my horses!! |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.
Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!
So you don't mind flies?
They get nuked with chemicals if they come near me or my horses!! "
Horse flies are definately a sporn of Satan wish spiders could kill them!!!! |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs. Slugs are just homeless snails "
Slugs eat my plants,they can die. |
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"Hate, they come near me, they die, end of - sorry.
Meanie!
Very,Frisky I hope you don't go to spider heaven they may get their own back!
That's an oxymoron - the words 'spiders' and 'heaven' cannot co-exist!
All God's creatures deserve to go to heaven,apart from slugs.
Ahh, but spiders are not Gods creatures, they are the sporn of Satan!!
So you don't mind flies?
They get nuked with chemicals if they come near me or my horses!!
Horse flies are definately a sporn of Satan wish spiders could kill them!!!! "
They are that..spiders, horseflies and mosquitos - nuke 'em all! |
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I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.
I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).
I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moths will go to hell
Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....  "
They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Moths will go to hell
Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs.... They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me "
lol x |
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"Moths will go to hell
Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs.... They are not fluffy . They are hairy . With a big fat body . And a ugly face . Wait!!! That's me "
Haha, no moths have soft fur, you can stroke them, they like it.... |
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"Moths will go to hell
Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....
No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.
What's wrong with moths?  "
They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live adjacent to leeds/liverpool canal.... some of these spiders have anchor tattoos on them selves and some of them need saddles lol absolutely hench haha |
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"Spiders are fine - usually more scared of you (the speed gives it away).
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No, the run AT you, that's why they must die!! We had ones which jumped off walls at you in the Cotswolds too, eeeevil bastuds! |
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"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.
I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).
I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock."
Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you |
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell "
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs! |
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"Moths will go to hell
Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....
No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.
What's wrong with moths?
They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful."
Some moths are beautiful! Yes, not from this country, but let's not get biased |
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"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.
I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).
I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.
Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you "
I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!
Or even a picture of one would do! |
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs! "
How do we get rid of the wasps though? |
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"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.
I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).
I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.
Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you
I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!
Or even a picture of one would do!"
Can be arranged  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moths will go to hell
Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....
No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.
What's wrong with moths?
They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful.
Some moths are beautiful! Yes, not from this country, but let's not get biased "
I'm mothist. Kill all moths . They just nut light bulbs |
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"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.
I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).
I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.
Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you
I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!
Or even a picture of one would do!
Can be arranged "
Would you not if I agreed to do a nice flat parkrun? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though?"
What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off  |
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though?"
I was debating this at the weekend - that's a tricky one. Napalm maybe.... |
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off "
I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off
I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'..... "
trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un |
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I can let the little money spiders run over my palm (I dont think it brings you money though, well not in my 41 yrs it hasn't )
Medium sized ones I can catch in a glass with a few shudders. Anything bigger is a feet up on the sofa and squeel job, hoping a terrier chases it under a cupboard. |
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off
I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'..... trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un "
No, no, you trap it in YOUR jamjar!! |
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"Moths will go to hell
Noo, moffs are little fluttering fluffy angels!! I like moffs....
No no butterflies are fluttering fluffy angels,moths can die as well.
What's wrong with moths?
They're ugly,at least butterflies are colourful.
Some moths are beautiful! Yes, not from this country, but let's not get biased I'm mothist. Kill all moths . They just nut light bulbs "
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"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.
I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).
I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.
Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you
I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!
Or even a picture of one would do!
Can be arranged
Would you not if I agreed to do a nice flat parkrun?"
I'm not that cruel. We're sticking to our plan  |
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off
I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'..... trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un "
The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost. |
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"I'm actually having a little meltdown just at this thread. Every time someone mentions the t word, I shudder.
I hate the eight-legged freaks with a passion (although, I don't agree with them being killed on my behalf).
I'm now going to find somewhere quiet to slowly rock.
Great! I now know how to make you run faster. I just sing the nursery rhyme behind you
I'm fine with the song. To make me run faster you'll need a case with loads of spiders in it!
Or even a picture of one would do!
Can be arranged
Would you not if I agreed to do a nice flat parkrun?
I'm not that cruel. We're sticking to our plan "
Dammit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off
I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'..... trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un
The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost. "
do you reckon they would just think it's a fellow wasp covered in flour ? |
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off
I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'..... trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un
The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost. do you reckon they would just think it's a fellow wasp covered in flour ? "
I'm not entirely sure that the flour would stick to the wasp even!
Do you have any wasps, jam jars and flour to try your theory out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moths. Wasps and liver . Can all go to hell
Liver makes a really good bait for a fly trap you know....and that would attract the spiders......so they could all die together leaving the pretty fluffy hamrless moffs!
How do we get rid of the wasps though? What you do is get one. Dip it in flour . Then let it go . The rest think they have a ghost and fuck off
I can see a flaw in this plan - first you have to 'get one'..... trap it it yer jam jar . Wait while it's fucked flying about butting the lid . Jobs a good un
The flaw I see in this plan is that the others think it's a ghost. do you reckon they would just think it's a fellow wasp covered in flour ?
I'm not entirely sure that the flour would stick to the wasp even!
Do you have any wasps, jam jars and flour to try your theory out?"
well no . And maybe wasps don't even know about ghosts !! Fuck it just squish em |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
Read this thread earlier but just come back to say I just caught something out the corner of my eye jump from the dresser and heard it land one the floor. Think it must be the biggest spider I've seen for a long time. I'd say it's about 3.5 inches from leg to leg. It's currently sat in the bottom of an old jar I use to put spare change in. Not normally one to be bothered by spiders but didn't fancy trying to sleep with that monster crawling around the bedroom |
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"Read this thread earlier but just come back to say I just caught something out the corner of my eye jump from the dresser and heard it land one the floor. Think it must be the biggest spider I've seen for a long time. I'd say it's about 3.5 inches from leg to leg. It's currently sat in the bottom of an old jar I use to put spare change in. Not normally one to be bothered by spiders but didn't fancy trying to sleep with that monster crawling around the bedroom "
Let it go!
You never know it might creep along and give you a kiss in the middle of the night |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
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"Read this thread earlier but just come back to say I just caught something out the corner of my eye jump from the dresser and heard it land one the floor. Think it must be the biggest spider I've seen for a long time. I'd say it's about 3.5 inches from leg to leg. It's currently sat in the bottom of an old jar I use to put spare change in. Not normally one to be bothered by spiders but didn't fancy trying to sleep with that monster crawling around the bedroom
Let it go!
You never know it might creep along and give you a kiss in the middle of the night "
Sod that... not the kind of kiss I want in the middle of the night. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Read this thread earlier but just come back to say I just caught something out the corner of my eye jump from the dresser and heard it land one the floor. Think it must be the biggest spider I've seen for a long time. I'd say it's about 3.5 inches from leg to leg. It's currently sat in the bottom of an old jar I use to put spare change in. Not normally one to be bothered by spiders but didn't fancy trying to sleep with that monster crawling around the bedroom
Let it go!
You never know it might creep along and give you a kiss in the middle of the night
Sod that... not the kind of kiss I want in the middle of the night. "
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We're coming up to the time of year where the massive one's start to appear. Those can be a bit disconcerting. But I don't hate them. I'll happily just leave them alone or scoop them up and chuck them outside. |
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Just *thinking* about spiders gives me the shudders. Objectively I know they catch flies and their webs are beautiful blah blah but there's something about the way they move their legs and scurry about which terrifies me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just seen the most beautiful house spider running along the floor.
Not doing anyone any harm.
Hopefully ready to fill her belly of those pesky summer flies!!!
Are you a lover or hater of spiders? "
They are fine but I let my good Lady get the bigger ones and extract them through the window. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula
Well, I suppose I could do that...
Who am I kidding?! That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!
I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol "
I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya! |
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Just think of a world without Spiders . The human race probably wouldn't still be here due to mass disease from flies and other shitty bugs . They do an awesome role for us all . I let them be in my house but Pooch just eats them |
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula
Well, I suppose I could do that...
Who am I kidding?! That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!
I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol
I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya! "
I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post! |
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I was chased (kind of) by a humongous bugger in Asia once, but I still don't have a fear of them & I'd never kill one - although I did try to kill this particular one ...... but failed
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I'm a hater and I will kill them if I'm home alone. I literally sweat and panic and I've lost hours of sleep due to them. I can't even touch a picture of one!
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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Had a spate of breeding black widow spiders at work.. napalm was the only answer. Just burn the fucking building down. Seriously. Nobody needs that shit.. hiding in the toilet roll middle with egg sacs bigger than themselves. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Whole lot of nope. |
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"Hater! They scare the crap out of me for some unknown reason.
Eve. x"
Just Imagine being a silverfish with one of those chaseing you you,d get a birdseye view the good news is you,d probabily escape |
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"Had a spate of breeding black widow spiders at work.. napalm was the only answer. Just burn the fucking building down. Seriously. Nobody needs that shit.. hiding in the toilet roll middle with egg sacs bigger than themselves. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Whole lot of nope. "
I am pleased to say that the black widow does have a range it sticks to in this country and does not venture further north perhaps because of the climate.. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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Hate them - vile, creepy little things that sneak about behind your back and scuttle out when you’re not expecting it. I’m sure they make plans and do it in an attempt to ruin your day/night. Last laugh on them when I scoop them up and chuck them out the door though |
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Not a fan, they have more legs than me and they don't pay rent lol, I sense them before I see them, something we noticed once I was home from hospital after my amputation and I asked if there was a spider under my wheelchair and there was a huge one. I use peppermint essence to keep them at bay which works 99% of the time |
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"Not a fan, they have more legs than me and they don't pay rent lol, I sense them before I see them, something we noticed once I was home from hospital after my amputation and I asked if there was a spider under my wheelchair and there was a huge one. I use peppermint essence to keep them at bay which works 99% of the time"
Oooh I might have to invest in some of that |
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For all those terrified of spiders: Do a quick search of close up pics of Jumping Spiders.
Are they not the cutest little buggers?
Even the most ardent arachnophobe will surely concede that they are rather adorable in their own little way |
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Conkers under your cupboards and on window ledges will keep them away as will any strong fragrant oils like clove, peppermint, eucalyptus or tea tree mixed into Vaseline and put around any external lights or cameras on sensors that they are setting off. Spiders' taste through their feet and strong oils burn their taste buds so they bugger off sharpish. They also have a big territory area and homing sense so chucking one out the window just means it has a little walk before it goes back to exactly where it lived before unless you put a barrier there they won't cross. |
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By *iss SJWoman
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"Conkers under your cupboards and on window ledges will keep them away as will any strong fragrant oils like clove, peppermint, eucalyptus or tea tree mixed into Vaseline and put around any external lights or cameras on sensors that they are setting off. Spiders' taste through their feet and strong oils burn their taste buds so they bugger off sharpish. They also have a big territory area and homing sense so chucking one out the window just means it has a little walk before it goes back to exactly where it lived before unless you put a barrier there they won't cross."
Most useful info thanks. I didn’t know about that about their taste buds being on their feet |
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I love spiders, luckily for my fwb who doesn't so I can move them for him lol... Although I am educating him in their beauty, so now he always checks up on the one we have that lives between our 2 wall planters near the kitchen door. She is so pretty! He even got a bit excited when he noticed a very small version of her had set up home nextdoor to her He now knows they are all called Fred too now |
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"For all those terrified of spiders: Do a quick search of close up pics of Jumping Spiders.
Are they not the cutest little buggers?
Even the most ardent arachnophobe will surely concede that they are rather adorable in their own little way "
They are just super cute!! |
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"Conkers under your cupboards and on window ledges will keep them away as will any strong fragrant oils like clove, peppermint, eucalyptus or tea tree mixed into Vaseline and put around any external lights or cameras on sensors that they are setting off. Spiders' taste through their feet and strong oils burn their taste buds so they bugger off sharpish. They also have a big territory area and homing sense so chucking one out the window just means it has a little walk before it goes back to exactly where it lived before unless you put a barrier there they won't cross.
Most useful info thanks. I didn’t know about that about their taste buds being on their feet "
The conkers thing does seem to work |
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"For all those terrified of spiders: Do a quick search of close up pics of Jumping Spiders.
Are they not the cutest little buggers?
Even the most ardent arachnophobe will surely concede that they are rather adorable in their own little way "
No. |
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula
Well, I suppose I could do that...
Who am I kidding?! That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!
I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol
I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!
I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post!"
I’m very sorry for keeping you up. |
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula
Well, I suppose I could do that...
Who am I kidding?! That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!
I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol
I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!
I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post!
I’m very sorry for keeping you up. "
I'm not! |
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"Absolutely bloody terrified of them! But won't intentionally harm one. Not their fault that I turn in to an irrational scaredy pants when one turns up.
I was like that. Then I decided to try and get over it so I went and held a tarantula
Well, I suppose I could do that...
Who am I kidding?! That is sooooo not gonna happen!!!
I was shaking when he put it on my hand, well hands. The thing was massive. I asked what kind it was and the man said a bird eating spider. I have a picture of you want to see lol
I'm bloomin' glad I fell asleep before I read this! Would've given me nightmares I tell ya!
I didn't have nightmares, but I didn't get to sleep until gone 3am because of that post!
I’m very sorry for keeping you up.
I'm not! "
I can find a different hill |
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