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"Tea, toast and marmalade, please. Seville orange thick cut.." First order!!!! For you Lisa, anything  | |||
"Good morning, I quite fancy a bagel and some fruit today "Nice and healthy! Any particular fruits to avoid? X | |||
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"Tea, toast and marmalade, please. Seville orange thick cut.. First order!!!! For you Lisa, anything "Thank you. Do I get breakfast in bed? | |||
"I'll stick to my roots and have a cappuccino and a sfogliatella thanks" Very nice! I will make sure the sfogliatella is freshly baked for you | |||
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"In that case, huevos rancheros por favor! " Do you like a lot of chilli sauce on yours? | |||
"Tea, toast and marmalade, please. Seville orange thick cut.. First order!!!! For you Lisa, anything
Thank you.
Do I get breakfast in bed? "No  | |||
"Porridge with blueberries and a dollop of apricot jam please " That will set you up for the day  | |||
"Good morning, I quite fancy a bagel and some fruit today
Nice and healthy!
Any particular fruits to avoid? X"No grapefruit please | |||
"Good morning, I quite fancy a bagel and some fruit today
Nice and healthy!
Any particular fruits to avoid? X
No grapefruit please "Of course | |||
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"In that case, huevos rancheros por favor! Do you like a lot of chilli sauce on yours? " No, easy on the chilli sauce thanks | |||
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"I loke a sausage first thing in the morning "Just on its own or in something? | |||
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"Beans on toast and a cup of tea " My kind of brekkie | |||
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"In that case, huevos rancheros por favor! Do you like a lot of chilli sauce on yours? No, easy on the chilli sauce thanks" Won't be long | |||
"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx" I'll have you for breakfast  | |||
"Smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel please with red onion, capers and black pepper "Very nice! | |||
"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx I'll have you for breakfast "Oooooh ya flirt x | |||
"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx" As you asked so nicely | |||
"I thought this was going to be a rewrite of do they know its Christmas. It's breakfast time, there's no need to burn the toast"  | |||
"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx I'll have you for breakfast "Shall I cancel your order Lisa?????  | |||
"Bacon and square sausage roll please xx I'll have you for breakfast
Shall I cancel your order Lisa????? "No, please don't. I'll need my energy... | |||
May I have pancakes with fruit, yoghurt, honey with a coffee.
Many thanks Mrs Time. | |||
"This is a lovely kitchen
May I have pancakes with fruit, yoghurt, honey with a coffee.
Many thanks Mrs Time."Oh course | |||
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"Pancakes with blueberries and maple syrup. Please and thank you Lex " No problem at all Lex | |||
"Saus bacon beans hash browns and toast please lol xx" Perfect hangover cure | |||
"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world
So start placing yoir orders "Way i woke this morning il have you mrs t for breakfast dinner and tea | |||
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"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world
So start placing yoir orders
Way i woke this morning il have you mrs t for breakfast dinner and tea "You mean you want me Time after Time | |||
"Just had bacon sarnies but thanx for the offer Xxxx" No tea, coffee, juice to wash it down with?  | |||
"Wheatabix please "For you or Pooch? X | |||
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"Pussy on a plate? Feel like I just lowered the tone but I'm in a mischievous mood "Even though I am serving food from all over the world. I'm afraid this kitchen will not be serving pussy cats or dog | |||
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"Can u batter mi sausage please "If I must | |||
"Can u batter mi sausage please
If I must "Such an enthusiastic cook | |||
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"Morning Mrs T! Eggs Benedict please if I may with Earl Grey tea (milk not lemon) and orange juice Thank you x " For you DiamondCougar anything | |||
"Wheatabix please
For you or Pooch? X"both of us ha ha we need that energy for our beach wander | |||
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"Morning Mrs T! Eggs Benedict please if I may with Earl Grey tea (milk not lemon) and orange juice Thank you x For you DiamondCougar anything "Thank you | |||
"Wheatabix please
For you or Pooch? X both of us ha ha we need that energy for our beach wander "I will give you a double portion | |||
"This morning I would like dry fried, eggs, mushrooms and plum tomatoes from a tin please, with a latte and 2 sweeteners pretty please. X" Dry fried? Toast? The rest is almost ready x | |||
"Bacon sandwich please "Ketchup or brown? | |||
"Ladies, did you make pancakes for me with Nutella? "Did you place your order? | |||
"Could I just have tea and toast with real butter please x" I will make the butter from scratch, just for you
May take a bit of time  | |||
"This morning I would like dry fried, eggs, mushrooms and plum tomatoes from a tin please, with a latte and 2 sweeteners pretty please. X Dry fried? Toast? The rest is almost ready x" Yes dry using no oil, and no toast. Thank you sweet. X | |||
"Bacon butty please with brown sauce and a mug of tea ta "Of course and I will make sure you have a manly mug also | |||
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"Porridge and black coffee please" On its way...... | |||
"This morning I would like dry fried, eggs, mushrooms and plum tomatoes from a tin please, with a latte and 2 sweeteners pretty please. X Dry fried? Toast? The rest is almost ready x Yes dry using no oil, and no toast. Thank you sweet. X" Extra healthy! Won't be long x | |||
"Pussy on toast pls " I think you may have to go to China to get that type of meal | |||
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"Hardly exotic but I will just have a bowl of "Ready Brek"" I will serve it my best China, just to make it extra special for you | |||
"Hardly exotic but I will just have a bowl of "Ready Brek" I will serve it my best China, just to make it extra special for you "Awww, why thank you. | |||
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"Just a hot and creamy latte please, I don't feel like eating anything just yet." I will make it extra frothy for you x | |||
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"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world
So start placing yoir orders "May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please | |||
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"Just had a can of monster and a bacon and egg roll. I'm a heart attack waiting to happen. " Way to go lady | |||
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"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please." Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that
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"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world
So start placing yoir orders
May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please"Of course you can | |||
"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice.." Smooth or with Bits? | |||
"Can I have an extra large cup of strong black coffee and warm croissants please "Swimming pool sized cup of coffee and fresh out of the oven croissants coming right up | |||
"Bacon roll and a cuppa please "For you PB anything | |||
"Just had a can of monster and a bacon and egg roll. I'm a heart attack waiting to happen. " You only live once
On its way | |||
"Please could I have a freshly ground coffee... I’m feeling naughty so with cream please and some fruit salad! Thank you "Of course Snow | |||
"Just a brew for me. Can't eat in morning " Coffee, tea, hot chocolate??? | |||
"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please. Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that
"Oops! .... “ just because it pops into my head doesn’t mean it should come out of my mouth” And there’s a doublè entendres if ever I saw one | |||
"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please. Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that
"Well resisted. No hot sausage entering your mouth either I take it | |||
"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice.."  did you place an order?
Sorry, got a bit busy pleasing the customers | |||
"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice.. Smooth or with Bits?" Definitely smooth | |||
"I am going to go healthy this morning, steak, medium rare, eggs sunny side up and a side of hash browns, and a buttermilk pancake with maple syrup please" Oh my! May I join you? | |||
However that all means getting out of bed. | |||
"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world
So start placing yoir orders
May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please
Of course you can "nice breastfast place this...may cum here more often | |||
"Morning, any chance of a large pot of Yorkshire tea and a chocolate croissant? Thanks very much "Croissants are almost done and the pot is piping hot just for you | |||
"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice.. Smooth or with Bits? Definitely smooth " Can I have your bits then? | |||
"I'm waiting on pancakes and orange juice.. Smooth or with Bits?" Ahhhh thank you, I have a naked chef giving me a helping hand  | |||
"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please. Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that
Oops! .... “ just because it pops into my head doesn’t mean it should come out of my mouth”
And there’s a doublè entendres if ever I saw one " | |||
"Morning, any chance of a large pot of Yorkshire tea and a chocolate croissant? Thanks very much
Croissants are almost done and the pot is piping hot just for you "Lovely, your a star! Thanks | |||
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"Large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes, with ice cold semi skimmed milk please. Was going to say something about how nice it is having nuts and white stuff in your mouth first thing in the morning.... But I won't do that
Well resisted.
No hot sausage entering your mouth either I take it "Nooooo never
*crossed fingers held discreetly behind back* | |||
"I’d love a coffee with frothy skinmed milk and poached egg on top of cheese on granary toast
However that all means getting out of bed. "That's OK, Im sure I can employ some helpers to deliver it to you in bed | |||
"I've just extended my kitchen to accommodate all the food/drink from around the world
So start placing yoir orders
May I have a Bacon and Halloumi roll please
Of course you can
nice breastfast place this...may cum here more often "Please do | |||
"Fruit and nuts please " In a bowl with milk or shall I just give you the box and spoon?  | |||
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"Can I have a cup of tea and some granola please x " I was about to shut up shop, but as you asked so nicely
I need to start a brunch thread | |||
"Fruit and nuts please In a bowl with milk or shall I just give you the box and spoon? "lol in a bowl with milk and spoon please. full fat milk if you can | |||
