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"Put a lid over the end of it so none escapes involuntarily. To be doubly sure, plug your ears and nostrils too, just in case. " Safety goggles too | |||
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"Read the thread title.... Why was my first thought... Spinal Tap "Turn it up to 11 | |||
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"The porn actor Peter North nicknames sir cumalot claimed to have a diet regime that would make you cum in bucketloads" Peter Norths Diet-The Secrets to his Massive Jizz Bombs Celery - Increases semen quantity considerably, and greatly ups the force at which you ejaculate. You will have to eat 10-15 large stalks for it to have any really noticable effect, though, and that might make your stomach act up a bit. If you ask me, it's really not worth it, just add a few stalks to your diet alongside the pills and be done with it. Ingest 2-3 hours before sexual activity. L-Arginine - Increases semen quantity by a metric ****ton after a few weeks, and also gives firmer, longer-lasting erections. Take one capsule (500mg) daily, and another 3-4 capsules (1500mg-2000mg) a few hours before sexual activity. Within two or three weeks you'll be rolling eyes at Peter North's pitiful puddles. Gah, I sound like a ****ty commercial. (Take no more than 4-5 capsules per day.) L-Lysine - This works with Zinc to increase the quantity of semen. Take one capsule (500mg) daily, and another a few hours before sexual activity. If you, like me, suck at swallowing pills, be careful. I've almost gagged on these ****ers a few times because they're bulky. Also, don't down them with Coke, you'll regret it if the tablet decides to clog up your respiratory system and send the contents of your mouth flying at your monitor and/or keyboard. (Take no more than two tablets per day.) Zinc - This has two purposes. Firstly, it'll work with L-Lysine to increase the quantity of semen, like I said before. Secondly, and this is the best part, it'll make your semen thick and Elmer's Glue white. As a bonus, it will also ensure good prostate health. Take one tablet daily, and another a few hours before sexual activity. Or simply take the two at once. (Take no more than 50mg per day. This is very important. Taking more on a daily basis will render your body unable to absorb certain vital nutrients in regular food.) These are all harmless supplements to a regular diet, and chances are that especially the Zinc will do you good, as most people's diets nowadays don't include enough Zinc. All can be picked up at your local vegan health nut outlet. See, L-Arginine in particular is found in meat, and our meatless friends need it powdered and gelatine-coated so they don't shrivel up and die. A regular drugstore might also have it. | |||
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"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! " Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres. | |||
"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres. " Less time you leave it the thinner it is and further it shoots, my babygirl loves a huge thick load over her. | |||
"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! " That sounds like a lot of effort, for something women generally don’t care about. | |||
"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres. " Blokes will literally boast about anything, it’s so lame. | |||
"Put a lid over the end of it so none escapes involuntarily. To be doubly sure, plug your ears and nostrils too, just in case. " Yep I’d go with this option op seems like he knows what he’s on about. | |||
"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! That sounds like a lot of effort, for something women generally don’t care about." So wrong . You clearly haven't been with women who love cum | |||
"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! That sounds like a lot of effort, for something women generally don’t care about. So wrong . You clearly haven't been with women who love cum " Chuckles x | |||
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"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! " 4 litres a day. well you will spend so much time pissing you won't have time to cum & on a serious note over hydration can be harmful... | |||
"I can shoot a massive load a good half a meter multiple times 3 days prep for a massive cum shot Eat natural sweet foods/drinks (makes cum taste great) Drink 4 litres of water per day Ditch fatty foods Ditch alcohol!!!! Ditch green veg (makes cum sour) Dont play! When u cum squeeze the head and release... its like a super soaker! Half a metre isn't much. In my prime I could shoot to the other side of the living room on a good day, a good 3 metres. Less time you leave it the thinner it is and further it shoots, my babygirl loves a huge thick load over her." Iv heard of lamppost pissing but never..... | |||
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