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If you’re looking for something specific, post it here and others can direct message you a recommendation or two...
Find me someone who...
... is a bisexual man up for a bi MMFF
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... is an experienced, down-to-earth Dom
Send me names people!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us.
In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us. |
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us.
In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us."
*jumping in my car now* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone?
Pass
Only because I’d outrun you  "
Running is not good for your legs but whatever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d like someone or someone’s with a pulse that can hop on one leg whistling Dixie through there rampant rabbit shouting my name in three languages
Preferably ff mf |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us.
In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us."
I'm too tall! Darn me and my statuesque good looks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us.
In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us.
I'm too tall! Darn me and my statuesque good looks."
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Helps the aged and is localish ( though happy to drive wherever ) .fancies a social .been along emotional day in the land of care ...have the noddy theme tune in my head as it was on for 8hrs ..along with fat boy slim fucking in heaven on the CD player on loop x |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone?
Can we share? "
Yussss! Though we’d run rings round the poor guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you’re looking for something specific, post it here and others can direct message you a recommendation or two...
Find me someone who...
... is a bisexual man up for a bi MMFF
OR
... is an experienced, down-to-earth Dom
Send me names people!
Thanks "
Find me someone who..
will fuck me till I look broken.. and then want me more because of it  |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Someone to be my slave.
...not in a sexual way, I just got a metric fuck-tonne of housework to do and quite frankly, I can't be arsed to do it myself."
If you find one, can I borrow them please? I’ve needed a houseslave for the longest time but I could only pay them in pocket fluff and Haribo. |
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"I wanna find someone who would like to meet a bisexual 56 yr old smoker, and can make a good cuppa in the morning 
The cuppa could be a step too far! "
Ah bugger, I'll make the tea then, but she's gotta be able to knock up a bacon butty though  |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I wanna find someone who would like to meet a bisexual 56 yr old smoker, and can make a good cuppa in the morning
The cuppa could be a step too far!
Ah bugger, I'll make the tea then, but she's gotta be able to knock up a bacon butty though "
How about bacon, sausage and dirty egg on a barm soaked in the leftover cooking butter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to be my slave.
...not in a sexual way, I just got a metric fuck-tonne of housework to do and quite frankly, I can't be arsed to do it myself."
How do you pay me? |
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"I wanna find someone who would like to meet a bisexual 56 yr old smoker, and can make a good cuppa in the morning
The cuppa could be a step too far!
Ah bugger, I'll make the tea then, but she's gotta be able to knock up a bacon butty though
How about bacon, sausage and dirty egg on a barm soaked in the leftover cooking butter? "
Cor blimey Missus, you've got me in heaven now  |
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"Someone to be my slave.
...not in a sexual way, I just got a metric fuck-tonne of housework to do and quite frankly, I can't be arsed to do it myself.
How do you pay me?"
Free cocktails while you work... or just regular cock. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Find me someone who is no more than a 40 minute drive away, able to accommodate, is tall, has a supply of gin and the icing on the cake would be if he was able to make me his rope bunny.
Thought not  |
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"Find me someone who is no more than a 40 minute drive away, able to accommodate, is tall, has a supply of gin and the icing on the cake would be if he was able to make me his rope bunny.
Thought not "
59 minutes  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Find me someone who is no more than a 40 minute drive away, able to accommodate, is tall, has a supply of gin and the icing on the cake would be if he was able to make me his rope bunny.
Thought not
59 minutes "
Funny, I just looked at your profile!! But, hmmmm, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A want a friend with benefits who lives 20 miles away from me at the most.
Who loves days and nights out and travelling and letting me put my penis in her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like someone with something between their ears like a brain.
I keep singing wizard of oz song
Pmsl im not Dorothy "
But you would look great in pig tales |
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"Experienced, down to earth, 6ft+ Dom with broad shoulders that can make me laugh and wants to chase me across the countryside. Anyone?
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.....that’s so me ...googling sickapedia for smutty jokes ...I may I where flips chasing you naked through a field ...I’ll probably tread in a cow pat |
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"If you’re looking for something specific, post it here and others can direct message you a recommendation or two...
Find me someone who...
... is a bisexual man up for a bi MMFF
Count me in
OR
... is an experienced, down-to-earth Dom
Send me names people!
Thanks "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you’re looking for something specific, post it here and others can direct message you a recommendation or two...
Find me someone who...
... is a bisexual man up for a bi MMFF
OR
... is an experienced, down-to-earth Dom
Send me names people!
Thanks
Find me someone who..
will fuck me till I look broken.. and then want me more because of it "
And kisses you all better... before doing it once more with feeling... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't really know any more because the guys I really like say they fancy me but it never seems to work out.
I would like to meet someone local who wants more than a one off shag. I have my own teeth and hair and I'm not fake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't really know any more because the guys I really like say they fancy me but it never seems to work out.
I would like to meet someone local who wants more than a one off shag. I have my own teeth and hair and I'm not fake. "
Know the feeling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot to mention....maybe two bi girls who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose !!!
I can suck a golf ball through a hose but Im not bi....oh never mine "
Wowzers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman who knows how to use Tefal properly and cook for me straight after I gave her 1 minute 32 seconds of pure bliss
How do you get up to 1.32???"
Viagra dude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bi or even bi-curious, genuine woman who wants to meet. Preferably, she'd be no more than an hour drive from me, have a car as I don't drive, and be available evenings and/or weekends. Relative sanity is a plus |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"We’re seeking a confident bisexual female. Ideally brunette but not a dealbreaker, 5’6 or under, around an hour drive of Birmingham or closer that enjoys a good night out flirting and wants to play with both of us.
In return we promise to treat you like an equal, lavish you with attention and generally spoil you in all ways possible once a month until you’re bored of us."
I’m too old and too far .... crying emoji that I can’t do. I shall just continue to look |
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